What is the dumbist Petro statement?

What is the dumbist Petro statement?

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joyride

El Paso, TX

#1 Jul 3, 2012
I am the great Petro
Armando Alvarez

El Paso, TX

#2 Jul 3, 2012
joyride wrote:
I am the great Petro
joyride Doesn't take it up the a$$.
Armando Alvarez

El Paso, TX

#3 Jul 3, 2012
Because my a$$ is so wide
Boutwell

United States

#4 Jul 4, 2012
I am not familiar with this guy - I haven't seen his name on any recent posts.
Darren

United States

#5 Jul 4, 2012
Boutwell wrote:
I am not familiar with this guy - I haven't seen his name on any recent posts.
He changes his name often and uses several at the same time. AA McCoy is a common one of late. He also uses female names, which is understandable, since he is a gay, cross-dressing hooker that hustles at the bars of East El Paso and often works the Petro truck stop, and according to the Health Department is a carrier of 873 strains of STDs. He'll say anything or turn any kind of trick for free just to get attention for his low self esteem. He is uglier than Barney Frank, his hero.
Darren

Anaheim, CA

#6 Jul 5, 2012
joyride wrote:
I am the great Petro
thats a bunch of baloney! he never said that , people say that.,
Boutwell

United States

#7 Jul 5, 2012
Darren wrote:
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He changes his name often and uses several at the same time. AA McCoy is a common one of late. He also uses female names, which is understandable, since he is a gay, cross-dressing hooker that hustles at the bars of East El Paso and often works the Petro truck stop, and according to the Health Department is a carrier of 873 strains of STDs. He'll say anything or turn any kind of trick for free just to get attention for his low self esteem. He is uglier than Barney Frank, his hero.
Thanks for the heads up. I'll keep my eye open for him now. One of my pet peeves is anonymous, cruel posting on the Internet. O'Reilly is right - these blogs are a cesspool.
MrD_ElPaso

El Paso, TX

#8 Jan 5, 2013
Boutwell wrote:
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Thanks for the heads up. I'll keep my eye open for him now. One of my pet peeves is anonymous, cruel posting on the Internet. O'Reilly is right - these blogs are a cesspool.
your mom knows el macho panson
I_P_RAINWATER

El Paso, TX

#9 Feb 21, 2013
Boutwell wrote:
I am not familiar with this guy - I haven't seen his name on any recent posts.
your momma is.
DJ Jessy Fresh

El Paso, TX

#10 Apr 1, 2013
Boutwell wrote:
I am not familiar with this guy - I haven't seen his name on any recent posts.
maybe because you hang out in gay bars.
DJ Jessy Fresh

El Paso, TX

#11 Apr 4, 2013
Sopas! 14 across
Petro Alert

Glen Rose, TX

#12 Apr 4, 2013
DJ Jessy Fresh wrote:
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maybe because you hang out in gay bars.
Unlike you, Petro, who hangs out at straight bars and sucks on whatever is hanging out or dangling.
Polockmaster

El Paso, TX

#13 Apr 9, 2013
Boutwell wrote:
I am not familiar with this guy - I haven't seen his name on any recent posts.
you will if you make any racist statements.
anounnyoumous poster

El Paso, TX

#15 Wednesday Aug 24
None
DC Dave

United States

#16 Thursday Aug 25
The dumbest petro statement is that he actually knows who his sperm donor is. LMAOAY
huey goins

El Paso, TX

#17 Thursday Aug 25
DC Dave wrote:
The dumbest petro statement is that he actually knows who his sperm donor is. LMAOAY
No self respecting man is going to chock his chicken into a bottle. Sometimes when you are in a dry spell you have to take matters into your own hands, but only in the privacy of your home with a bottle of lube and a few pornos to watch, preferably those which feature butt banging and rump humping.
Huey Goins

El Paso, TX

#18 Thursday Aug 25
huey goins wrote:
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No self respecting man is going to chock his chicken into a bottle. Sometimes when you are in a dry spell you have to take matters into your own hands, but only in the privacy of your home with a bottle of lube and a few pornos to watch, preferably those which feature butt banging and rump humping.
Pile of chit putting this forum in to a open sewer of chicken chit by writing dumb chit in a name not his own. Take a big suck out of my go to hell. US navy owl poem chit head: Chicken horse cow duck......tell someone that gives a hoot.

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