Playboy

Atlanta, GA

#1 Nov 21, 2011
Can you make her squirt?
icouldusesomehel p

San Jose, CA

#2 Nov 26, 2011
I can make HIM squirt. ICOULDUSESOMEHEL P and I am homosexual

Since: Nov 11

Philadelphia, PA

#4 Nov 27, 2011
Stroke the clitoris with your tongue and the g spot with 2 fingers. When she is near Cumming stop stroking her c and focus on the g spot
deez nuts

United States

#6 Nov 29, 2011
I'm Interested in serious inquiries only...I have a 2001 X-G50 Blow-Up Doll...And I would Like For Us To Join In with You for a threesome....She Comes with Her Own...{Built In Pump}....Because I'm Just Too Damn Old To Blow That Bitch Up anymore....she's Pretty Good at Oral....as Long as You don't Look Into Her Eyes....While You're Poking Your Pecker In Her Gapeing Mouth....Her Original eyes..Fell Off....and I Lost Them...So I Glued Them {Mr. Potato Head} Eyes On Her Face.....So when You're Going To Town On Her....Those Damn Eyes are Bouncing In all Directions....Kinda Scary Looking....I love that She Can Handle my Thickness....Because Two Years Ago...a Beagle Crawled Up In There and had a Litter Of Puppies.....and If You Bring Batteries...She Plays Music!!!!...It will Help Set The Mood....However....She Don't Squirt.....But I suppose I could Hook Her Up To a Water Hose If Squirting Is a Big Turn On For You....

Just Let Me Know....Thanks and God Bless...
Playboy

Atlanta, GA

#7 Nov 30, 2011
deez nuts wrote:
I'm Interested in serious inquiries only...I have a 2001 X-G50 Blow-Up Doll...And I would Like For Us To Join In with You for a threesome....She Comes with Her Own...{Built In Pump}....Because I'm Just Too Damn Old To Blow That Bitch Up anymore....she's Pretty Good at Oral....as Long as You don't Look Into Her Eyes....While You're Poking Your Pecker In Her Gapeing Mouth....Her Original eyes..Fell Off....and I Lost Them...So I Glued Them {Mr. Potato Head} Eyes On Her Face.....So when You're Going To Town On Her....Those Damn Eyes are Bouncing In all Directions....Kinda Scary Looking....I love that She Can Handle my Thickness....Because Two Years Ago...a Beagle Crawled Up In There and had a Litter Of Puppies.....and If You Bring Batteries...She Plays Music!!!!...It will Help Set The Mood....However....She Don't Squirt.....But I suppose I could Hook Her Up To a Water Hose If Squirting Is a Big Turn On For You....
Just Let Me Know....Thanks and God Bless...
No thanks, just wondering how many women can squirt.
deez nuts

United States

#8 Nov 30, 2011
u must be ugly and not doing the job right. I know so if u look for that on topix. Sooo desperate. I was actually making fun of your thread.
Playboy

Atlanta, GA

#9 Nov 30, 2011
deez nuts wrote:
u must be ugly and not doing the job right. I know so if u look for that on topix. Sooo desperate. I was actually making fun of your thread.
Oh, am I supossed to say hahahehe now? Your'e the one with a blow up doll dickhead not me.I never said anything about having trouble making a woman squirt, now did I ass wipe, if you can read go back and look at the first post. Geez what a dumbass. This is a post for real men, you might want find one you can keep up with.
deez nuts

Birmingham, AL

#10 Nov 30, 2011
you dumb ass. I don't have a blow up doll. I was making fun of your thread. I don't need too look on topix too pick up women. I am a real man. semper fi. thats what a real man says. u walk in and put it in, I put it in and walk up. start another dumb perverted thread. I'll lay here with my beautiful wife and laugh at you. I wish I had u in the marine corps. you would see what a real man is.
Playboy

Atlanta, GA

#11 Nov 30, 2011
deez nuts wrote:
you dumb ass. I don't have a blow up doll. I was making fun of your thread. I don't need too look on topix too pick up women. I am a real man. semper fi. thats what a real man says. u walk in and put it in, I put it in and walk up. start another dumb perverted thread. I'll lay here with my beautiful wife and laugh at you. I wish I had u in the marine corps. you would see what a real man is.
SAY WHAT? your tripping all over yourself boy, are you a dickhead boy or did your mama lick too many lolli pops boy! Your potato eyed wife may spring a leak you freak. Is that what you want to be called, a freak? boy! Marine my ass boy!
deez nuts

Birmingham, AL

#13 Nov 30, 2011
boy lmao. your a dumbass. I dont have too prove myself too u. I'm getting my enjoyment. I'm done with this thread. good luck playgirl.
Play Boy

Atlanta, GA

#14 Dec 2, 2011
deez nuts wrote:
boy lmao. your a dumbass. I dont have too prove myself too u. I'm getting my enjoyment. I'm done with this thread. good luck playgirl.
I didn't ask for you to prove yourself to me, I already know you are worthless. Have fun with your blow up dolly.

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