Very Importent Announcemint--Meat-Up ...

Very Importent Announcemint--Meat-Up At Bording House

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Martha the Gristian

Asheville, NC

#1 Jul 23, 2013
Their will be a witness meat-up at my bording house Thurday at 3 pm in preperaton for the hearing Frydie morning in Ditrick Court no. 3 just down the haul from the Hon Calving Heel and the Judges Union Bunker .... when you go up the stares turn rite at the machine gun nest make sure and brang you're scrippeds and Buncumbe County pergery manuals issued by my deerest freind 'RUGHAID' DA Moe Ron Moore-on so that we can rehurse our testamoany and make scrippted revisons & ad ons WE WONT TO PUT THIS DEPERODDO AWAY FOR GOOD!!!... my lawer Hon Blinky Kepple will be in atendance and avalable for conslutaton Hancherkefs and smelling salts will be pervided at the meat-up for use when the teers of compasson for all opresed whimmen rapped by paytreearky starts to flow in the cortrum we will have fanger foods and dips BYOB i will have loddery drawings for a free hipmatizm with deep out-of-boddy experence at no charge one pyschic reeding and communicaton with you're faverite dead relative mistriss partner or jigolo ALSO! my former shackup Dale Owen Shaffer will be their to leckcher on how to handle the judges he extablished hisself in Greenwooed South Carlina as a master manippleater of hi court judges and laid the law down to them so that even hi skule studdents culd unnerstand it!!!*... Looking forwerds to seeing all of you & the good news is that my deerest freind Johnnie Smith at the Admenastruative Orfisses of the courts in Ralegh is shipping in the udderly roothliss angry and windicktive show and hit judge Sammy "The Forger" Cathey this defendent had bedder be packing his Preperaton H and tootbrush Make sure and wear you're 'RADDICKLE FEMMISTS FOR MARTHA' tee shirts to the cortrum!!!!

Jesus Freak

Williamston, SC

#3 Jul 24, 2013
Very good words! Amen!
H E A L !!!
R E P E N T !!!
P R A I S E G O D !!!
A M E N !!!
Get thee to church young'uns!
Judge Blinky Kepple

Williamston, SC

#4 Jul 24, 2013
You know I need to look into getting Jesus in my heart so I'll stop being such a troll.

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