GET THEE To CHURCH THIS SUNDAY MORNIN!!!

GET THEE To CHURCH THIS SUNDAY MORNIN!!!

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JESUS CHRIST HEALS

Asheville, NC

#1 Feb 23, 2014
Y'all GET THEE TO A BIBLE BELIEVING BAPTIST CHURCH THIS MORNING AND WORSHIP THE LORD OF LORD, THE KING OF KINGS!
A M E N !!!
For JESUS CHRIST IS LORD!!! JESUS CHRIST ALONE IS KING!!!
A M E N !!!
Buella Mae Hoffman

Asheville, NC

#4 Feb 24, 2014
Y'all come! Church is Heaven if you belong to Jesus Christ! Join us and live in Peace! AMEN!

In Jesus' Name I pray my nephew Thomas comes to Jesus and makes Him the Lord of his life.

A M E N !!!
ApePeeD

Since: Mar 13

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#8 Mar 9, 2014
JESUS CHRIST HEALS wrote:
Y'all GET THEE TO A BIBLE BELIEVING BAPTIST CHURCH THIS MORNING
Sorry, I'm too busy being molested by the priest in the Catholic church right now. Will get back to you about that.
ApePeeD

Since: Mar 13

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#9 Mar 9, 2014
JESUS CHRIST HEALS wrote:
Y'all GET THEE TO A BIBLE BELIEVING BAPTIST CHURCH THIS MORNING AND WORSHIP THE LORD OF LORD, THE KING OF KINGS!
A M E N !!!
For JESUS CHRIST IS LORD!!! JESUS CHRIST ALONE IS KING!!!
A M E N !!!
"Touching".

Did you see what I did with that?
Red Square

Hendersonville, NC

#11 Mar 9, 2014
I'd rather sleep in bed than sitting in a pew.
ApePeeD

Since: Mar 13

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#12 Mar 9, 2014
Red Square wrote:
I'd rather sleep in bed than sitting in a pew.
A-MEN!

:lol:
Um No No No

Asheville, NC

#13 Mar 9, 2014
They say you will catch social diseases at Cullen's church.
Ruthann

Asheville, NC

#14 Mar 9, 2014
Get THEE TO CHURCH!!!
Red Square

Hendersonville, NC

#15 Mar 9, 2014
ApePeeD wrote:
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A-MEN!
:lol:
Better for one's back too.
Red Square

Hendersonville, NC

#16 Mar 9, 2014
Get thee to a nuttery.
ApePeeD

Asheville, NC

#17 Mar 10, 2014
Red Thomas wrote:
I'd rather sleep in bed than sitting in a pew.
I'd rather you stink at home too rather than shitin a pew at church.
Uncle Poirv

East Pharsalia, NY

#18 Mar 10, 2014
Yo up heah in Nu Yawk we smahrt enuf not to go ta choirch. Choirch only fer dumass rednecks who belief in ferry tales. Satan da reel god in he don't need no choirch.
Red Square

Mills River, NC

#19 Mar 10, 2014
At church I could turn my shit into gold or something along those lines. But even that wouldn't make me want to go.
Return of the Waco

Asheville, NC

#20 Mar 10, 2014
Red Thomas wrote:
At church I could eat my shit or something along those lines. But even that wouldn't make me want to go.
You're to guy from New York aren't you. You people up there may as well move to Cuba because you joiks from New Yoirk are mostly all atheists who hate God. Screw you yankee trash.
Red Square

Mills River, NC

#21 Mar 10, 2014
Nope, I'm not from New York. You're not very familiar with the Empire State, are you? Just another wingnut without a clue.
U spew lies

Asheville, NC

#22 Mar 10, 2014
Red Square wrote:
Nope, I'm not from New York. You're not very familiar with the Empire State, are you? Just another wingnut without a clue.
New Paltz, New York. That's where you are from.
Red Square

Mills River, NC

#23 Mar 10, 2014
Wrong again. You don't know shit.
Kasey

Asheville, NC

#24 Mar 11, 2014
U spew lies wrote:
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New Paltz, New York. That's where you are from.
You are righton. This Red Square sock puppet is obviously the infamous Thomas The Troll. And I've read posts here enough to know he is from New York. Maybe if Red Square Thomas would start going to church, he would stop lying and trolling here.
Red Square

Hendersonville, NC

#26 Mar 11, 2014
Wrong again. I just starting posting a few days ago. I don't know TTT from a hole in the wall. I'm not from New York either. Most of you people make a fence post look smart. I already put in my time in church, now I'm free again and I'm not going back.
Uncle Poirv Thomas

Latham, NY

#27 Mar 11, 2014
Everbody in Nu Yawk know thare aint no god. We beliefs in Karl Marx and he say thare aint no god dat religion the whiskey of the masses. Up with socialism and the welfare life!

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