I AM Full of BS, Like All the Rest uv...

I AM Full of BS, Like All the Rest uv Us & Da Boss

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ADA Meltoon Felcher Esq

Asheville, NC

#1 Nov 29, 2013

"No sitting DA is going to prosecute a sitting sheriff," Asheville ADA Meltoon Felcher said. "It's political suicide."

By the way, I'm just guessing but wasn't that Mitchell County Sheriff a Republican? Betcha.

If he was, so? Nonetheless, kudos to the U. S. Attorney for hammering the corrupt SOB.


"What bothers me in our office is that all of us have to serve as Moe Ron's valets. We even have to adjust his rug for him after the wind has blowed it."
One More:

"This is EPIC crazy fk-up even for our local medfordist sheriff office and the crew of certain lying, wrecking, speeding, lazy, perverted, predatory, illiterate, corrupt, sadistic, wife-beating, thieving, rag-tag, unshaven, disheveled pack of law enforcement slob-trash we are sadly accustomed to!"
--- Somebody candy-coating and holding back in a description of Van Dunkin and his gang o' goons
OTIS Hotstuff on eBAY

Asheville, NC

#3 Nov 29, 2013
Get it while it's still smoking hot!

WOW = Willard's Otis Whackoffs
Willard eBay Ad

Asheville, NC

#6 Nov 29, 2013
"Special bargin bassmint sale on elevater shoes. Are You short runt like I am? This shoes will git you up to her eye levle, or at least up to the levle of her chin or adams apple. Ask me about my short man's EZ transport portable 3-wrung bakpak ladder -- will get you up to eye levle in a crowed!!! Do not cry over being a midgit. Do something about it!!!"
Buncy Disbarred Liaryer

Williamston, SC

#7 Nov 29, 2013
Speak for your selfasshole.
DA Moe Ron Moore-On

Asheville, NC

#8 Nov 29, 2013
Their are 10 fellonys under way right now, and we know about 5 of them and could parseceute ever one of the 5 but we just chewze to parseceute 2 of the 5 because the other 3 are our pals or pals or our pals whur pollaticks trumps. So then out of 10 felloonys only 2 are paresecueted so how does that explain the other 3 that we have gottin inditements for and will take to trile and send there grubby assses off to the pintishary? Well them is what we calls power inditemints they havent done a dodgamn thing but just pisss us off so we fabercaded inditemints aginst them. I love this job!!! Power give me a perp etyewall woody!!!

Onliest thang is i don't git my mangum of hi doller cuntreau for Mayree Beth this time of yeer or my free gallons of Jack Black--you should pardon the expression -- from Curdis Canty like i used too. Now them their blassted offences aginst my dignaty of gallgame misstreeting our deer ABC man and reemooving him from our midst with all them gallons and gallons of delishus deesteeled spirrits was a miscarridge of justus fer dam sure!!!

Since: Mar 13

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#9 Nov 30, 2013
ADA Meltoon Felcher Esq wrote:
"No sitting DA is going to prosecute a sitting sheriff," Asheville ADA Meltoon Felcher said. "It's political suicide."
Even if it weren't POLITICAL suicide, a DA still needs the police to generate the cases which he has to prosecute. It's bad business, at least.
Buncy Disbarred Liaryer

Williamston, SC

#10 Nov 30, 2013
I was disbarred in 1978 folr malfeasance.

Asheville, NC

#11 Dec 4, 2013
I went to prison in 1978 for snorkeling a kid.
Secret Societies

Asheville, NC

#13 Dec 5, 2013
Comments about these orgs coming soon.

Until then, be in suspense.

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