Lets keep this from getting personal and from bringing in ANY personal attacks as hard as it is for a lot of forum goers to do. Also, keep ALL posts ON TOPIC. If you have something to add, other than to the story, please post elsewhere. This is all in fun.
I will begin us off in Post #2.
NOTE: It is ONLY THREE WORDS, and no IMMEDIATE POSTING. That means you cannot post if your post is the last one. Let someone continue for you before you post an addition.