You Know You’re Trailer Trash When…

You Know You’re Trailer Trash When…

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Pig Benis

Louisville, KY

#1 May 7, 2013
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different night.

Jack Daniels makes your list of “Most Admired People.”

You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

Anyone in your family ever died right after saying,“Hey, watch this?”

You’ve got more than one brother named ‘Darryl.’

You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.

You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are,“Gentlemen, start your engines.”

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.

The tungsten rings you used in your wedding are now your fishing weights.

The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.

You have to go outside to get something out of the ‘fridge.

One of your kids was born on a pool table.

Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.

You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.

Ya can’t get married to yer sweetheart ’cause there’s a law against it.

You dated one of your parents’ current spouses in high school.

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Your school fight song is “Dueling Banjos.”

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
couchburner

Louisville, KY

#2 May 7, 2013
lol... dang... KY! U got served!
Pig Benis

Louisville, KY

#3 May 7, 2013
Go on vacation and when somebody asks where you're from say Kentucky watch the face they make..

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Since: Apr 10

USA

#4 May 7, 2013
Horse Capital of the World....:)

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Since: Apr 10

USA

#5 May 7, 2013
Pig Benis wrote:
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different night.
Jack Daniels makes your list of “Most Admired People.”
You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Anyone in your family ever died right after saying,“Hey, watch this?”
You’ve got more than one brother named ‘Darryl.’
You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are,“Gentlemen, start your engines.”
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
The tungsten rings you used in your wedding are now your fishing weights.
The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
You have to go outside to get something out of the ‘fridge.
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
Ya can’t get married to yer sweetheart ’cause there’s a law against it.
You dated one of your parents’ current spouses in high school.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your school fight song is “Dueling Banjos.”
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
You're livingroom is on the front porch. tv, sofa, fan...
Pig Benis

Louisville, KY

#6 May 7, 2013

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