John Michael Hortenbury

Since: Jul 12

SC

#1 Nov 18, 2012
This is the most popular, and most physically fit guy I know. What are everyones thoughts on him?
your momma

Shelbyville, KY

#2 Jun 12, 2013
i heard he got banned from chucky cheese for chasin little boys haha
Tunic

Newport, KY

#3 Jun 12, 2013
I think that you're either gay for him, or you ARE him, on here fishing for compliments.
wow

Evansville, IN

#4 Jun 12, 2013
you've got to be kidding me. he's a fat ass.
Lmao

Chicago, IL

#5 Jun 12, 2013
He's a total dick. Wen we was n school I smacked the shit outta him. He kept tryna finger me n class an I was havin any part of it.!!
correction

Chicago, IL

#6 Jun 12, 2013
I have yet to meet a decent hortenbury
LOL

Evansville, IN

#7 Jun 12, 2013
i literally laughed out loud when i read he's the most physically fit guy i know. dude is a lard ass with a big hog head.
Elvis

Shelbyville, KY

#8 Jun 13, 2013
Im glad 90% of us are on the same page about this bitch.
jt reynolds

Louisville, KY

#11 Jun 26, 2013
I once caught him smackin his junk around in the bathroom at school... he asked if I wanted to join.... I went and found Brady for him....
crazy

United States

#12 Jun 28, 2013
jt reynolds wrote:
I once caught him smackin his junk around in the bathroom at school... he asked if I wanted to join.... I went and found Brady for him....
You not the first that he's asked to do that with!!!
gilbert gonzalez garcia

Plano, TX

#13 Jun 28, 2013
him beez gay. he coming to my house on tenth st and trade blows for pills wit my neighbor Lupe valdez venezuala

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