Lebanon Levi

[John]

Is Lebanon Levi related to Lebanon Bologna?

[the fact king]

Levi is a closet queer......he is a 2 men a night type of guy.........

[Nikki]

What's up LEVI? love the show . I love everyone including john. Stay away from ESTHER. Why oh why do you fall for her ? She does not have good things planned for you or anyone but her brother. I think she only cares about that because she can't take charge as a women , so she pulls Johns strings. She really does run shit. She messed up Ur whole squad. And you let her. Merlin sees right through that b*#&h. He might be the smarter one. He knows she can be programmed with the right amount of good dick, a little attention and BAM , MERLIN got himself a foot soldier. You better watch Ur back. You see where thinking with Ur dick got you. Imagine what a women can do when she's thinking with her dick. Best believe ESTHER GOT SOME BALLS.. I hate to see her win. Take over your town . I live about 45 mins from you. I'll get rid of ESTHER FOR YOU. She doesn't like English girls I know, but she sure does a good job acting like one when she's out in ENGLISH CLOTHES . Love Alvin as well. He is the smart one. He knows not to trust anyone. Is he married.? Guess not . He would have a beard. Do Amish ever date the English? If so , how does that work ?

[Just the facts]

Esther is just a fat bitch. To act Amish for her is a joke.

John is clearly a retard.

Levi. Patch up with the Joelin and go kick Merlins gay ass. While your at it, slap that midget a time or two for us all. Better yet if you can just make him cry on camera.

String Esther out on something and pimp her dumb ass to the English as an Amish bad girl.

Make that stuff bad cheap so she has lots and lots of nasty customers. If she gets tired make John to help her.

[the fact king]

Just the facts wrote:

Esther is just a fat bitch. To act Amish for her is a joke.
John is clearly a retard.
Levi. Patch up with the Joelin and go kick Merlins gay ass. While your at it, slap that midget a time or two for us all. Better yet if you can just make him cry on camera.
String Esther out on something and pimp her dumb ass to the English as an Amish bad girl.
Make that stuff bad cheap so she has lots and lots of nasty customers. If she gets tired make John to help her.

Levi, jolin & alvin are all a bunch of amish queers, john & merlin along with big steve all look retarded.....& I have seen ester suck off a mule once.......be sure to tell them I said so......& I think it is funny as hell when a midget tries to be a badass

[heres-your-sign]

Anybody see the last episode when they did the interviews. Jolin said (if I remember right) if anybody thinks the show isn't real come see him. So does that mean he's going to kick ass or what? Also what's the deal with Merlin and his head jerking and fast eye blinking when he talks big. Is that suppose to impress people?

[merlin]

the fact king wrote:

<quoted text>Levi, jolin & alvin are all a bunch of amish queers, john & merlin along with big steve all look retarded.....& I have seen ester suck off a mule once.......be sure to tell them I said so......& I think it is funny as hell when a midget tries to be a badass

well someone from illinois would know alot about queers, thats all they they raise there. People here dont watch other people suck off an animal, must be a sport in illinois.

[merlin]

awwwwww, did i hurt the poor little Illinois sissy's feelings?

[ohio]

Esther is BEAUTIFUL... Come to OHIO and marry me

[the fact king]

merlin wrote:

awwwwww, did i hurt the poor little Illinois sissy's feelings?

Merlin you been hanging with midgets to much..... Your starting to think your a bad*ss...... You are the BIGGEST B*TCH of the whole show (& that's saying a lot because all you amish are a bunch of b*tches) Hey I hear ester & the midget are going to grab the donkey & take their show on the road....... Now that the show is over you & levi can start back up with your homosexual relationship........

[the fact king]

Merlin looks like a tweeked out queer with downs...... I hear he is going to be the second act in esters donkey show, while ester will only suck off the mule, merlin is going to take all the mule has to offer up his ass.....

[the fact king]

awww did I hurt the little punk b*tch merlin's feelings???? Why don't you go cry to the midget or help ester suck off a mule that ALWAYS makes YOU feel better.......

[heres-your-sign]

Even though Levi is running out of men, Merlin having that midget will be a half a man short.