How can i pass a urine drug test ?

How can i pass a urine drug test ?

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Only Human

Santa Clara, CA

#1 Feb 19, 2010
I need your help. Does anyone know a way to ''hide''the weed in your system?

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guest

Mexico, MO

#2 Feb 19, 2010
yes dont do it
guest

Park Hills, MO

#3 Feb 19, 2010
Only Human wrote:
I need your help. Does anyone know a way to ''hide''the weed in your system?
No Weed In = No Weed Out!
IMPEACH OBAMA

United States

#4 Feb 19, 2010
Only Human wrote:
I need your help. Does anyone know a way to ''hide''the weed in your system?
Capsol clean.You can buy it at vitamin world,or gnc,both located at the mall in cape.Take 4 pills,drink some water,wait 1 hour,your good to go for up to 6 hours.It works.
guest

Park Hills, MO

#5 Feb 19, 2010
You need to go to jail drug addict!
helping

Cape Girardeau, MO

#6 Feb 20, 2010
I heard you can pass if you drink a gallon of vinegar the night before the test.
thats wild

Saint Louis, MO

#7 Feb 20, 2010
Only Human wrote:
I need your help. Does anyone know a way to ''hide''the weed in your system?
Its easy.....stop smoking stupid.
HerbalConfusion

Jackson, MO

#8 Feb 20, 2010
Only....Ignore the "don't smoke" and "drink this" comments. Drinks, regardless of the quantity, will not remove the THC metabolites from your fat cells. The only way, if you've smoked recently, to pass a urine test is to substitute urine. Google search for it and you'll get plenty of reading material. You may also look into Quick Fix synthetic urine which is sold locally.(downtown, hint, hint) Just be aware that human urine can spoil if not frozen and both (human and synthetic) must be heated to the required temp for collection.

Google search, read, read and read.

Good luck.
grisgris

Saint Louis, MO

#9 Feb 20, 2010
IMPEACH OBAMA wrote:
<quoted text>Capsol clean.You can buy it at vitamin world,or gnc,both located at the mall in cape.Take 4 pills,drink some water,wait 1 hour,your good to go for up to 6 hours.It works.
Here I thought you devoted your whole life to bringing down President Obama. I was mistaken about that.

You actually do have another interest in life -- scamming drug tests! And it sounds like you've become quite an expert at it. What a guy!
ALL_OTHERS_LIE

Delphi, IN

#10 Feb 21, 2010
Ive passed several times only using the ORANGE flavor of 420 detox. Ive tried everything else and failed. When on probation my officer even sent it to a lab cuz my pee lookd like water but i passed.
****FACT****
Get at hempies.
friend

Saint Louis, MO

#11 Feb 22, 2010
total eclipce sold at gnc stores rely detox org drink 16 oz then drink 16 oz of water it cost 44.00 and theynwont sell it to you unless you ask for it by name
law man

Lake Saint Louis, MO

#12 Feb 22, 2010
Yea dont do drugs its bad for u and u need to spend your money own self or kids if u have any .
wondering

Cape Girardeau, MO

#14 Feb 23, 2010
In the know wrote:
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If you drink a 1/2 cup of bleach mixed with 3 tablespoons of Draino, it will clear up the urine and you will not test positive for anything at all.
I think you have to be naked on your front porch when you drink it, and it helps to wash it down with water from the toilet - bowl, not tank.
guest

Cape Girardeau, MO

#15 Feb 23, 2010
In the know wrote:
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If you drink a 1/2 cup of bleach mixed with 3 tablespoons of Draino, it will clear up the urine and you will not test positive for anything at all.
You won't test positive for a pulse either.
guest

Cape Girardeau, MO

#16 Feb 23, 2010
guest wrote:
You need to go to jail drug addict!
He didn't say drugs, dick. He said weed.
Guest

AOL

#17 Feb 23, 2010
guest wrote:
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He didn't say drugs, dick. He said weed.
and a blo* job is not having sex!
guest

Cape Girardeau, MO

#18 Feb 23, 2010
Guest wrote:
<quoted text>and a blo* job is not having sex!
It's not.
woof

Scott City, MO

#19 Feb 23, 2010
very simple of course...no weed in no weed out! however there are a few ways to fool a test. one being when you start to piss, piss in the toilet until you are getting a feeling you are done then deliver the rest into the cup, thc are cells that stick so you need to flush out the LARGE PART OF THC before delevering a small none tracible amount into cup. second is you can take a small water purifier tab used to purify water take it with alot of water and i mean ALOT not all at once, but take a small tab, you can buy these anywhere and then drink water until about 2 hours before your test, then drink some green tea...it will give your piss color after that pill so it dont look so clear and you will pass everytime.
hardknott

Saint Louis, MO

#20 Feb 23, 2010
Only Human wrote:
I need your help. Does anyone know a way to ''hide''the weed in your system?
Smoke some crack 20 min. before your piss test.
Dave

Wentzville, MO

#21 Feb 23, 2010
If you would not waste your time with drugs then you would not have to worry about passing a drug test.

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