Giant Lego Man may soon be released

Oct 28, 2011 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: KASA-TV Albuquerque

The 100-pound, 8-foot-tall mysterious Lego man that was found on a Florida beach may soon be sprung from a holding room.

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“Purple girl in a purple world”

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Released, huh? What did he do? I didn't know that loitering on the beach was a crime, particularly if you are not alive.

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Oct 28, 2011
 
Purple Gurl wrote:
Released, huh? What did he do? I didn't know that loitering on the beach was a crime...
Depends on the area. In Virginia Beach, VA it is against the law to be on the beach after dark.

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Oct 28, 2011
 
dragoon70056 wrote:
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Depends on the area. In Virginia Beach, VA it is against the law to be on the beach after dark.
Yes, but charge an inanimate object or corpse?

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Purple Gurl wrote:
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Yes, but charge an inanimate object or corpse?
You never know in the deep South...
Anna Tomick

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Oct 28, 2011
 
Why is it assumed that this Lego being is male?

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Oct 28, 2011
 
The slogan makes little sense. It should say. "No less real than you are," or, "As real as you are."

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Oct 28, 2011
 
FREE THE LEGO 1!!!

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Oct 28, 2011
 
Anna Tomick wrote:
Why is it assumed that this Lego being is male?
His head was bald. Haa ha, no, everyone knows Legos are male, the assemble blocks aren't curved.
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Oct 31, 2011
 
off the trail wrote:
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His head was bald. Haa ha, no, everyone knows Legos are male, the assemble blocks aren't curved.
But but but.....they all have holes?
Shouldn't that equate to being female?

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Link In Logs wrote:
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But but but.....they all have holes?
Shouldn't that equate to being female?
Nah, males have the same number of holes, one is just smaller and tube shaped. Remember, each lego hole has a projection to fit all the holes.

Gosh darn it,.. I vote male!

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off the trail wrote:
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Nah, males have the same number of holes, one is just smaller and tube shaped. Remember, each lego hole has a projection to fit all the holes.
Gosh darn it,.. I vote male!
Both males and females have an anus and a urethra, but only women have a vagina. Females have separate holes for urination and copulation, but with men, everything comes out the urinary opening. Females are often more likely to get UTIs because their urethrae are shorter, making it easier for bacteria to access their bladders. There are exceptions like a transsexual woman I know (actually intersexed but assigned the wrong sex early in life) who suffered less infections after sex-reassignment surgery. I don't understand how that would reduce the infections. The surgeon may have resected the prostate gland too, since she notices that she no longer has to strain to urinate.

Any, back to the fun part, there is no telling what Lego people are as they are not human.

Here is a fun way to introduce someone to the Bible:

http://www.thebricktestament.com/

It is much of the Bible depicted with Lego blocks. It is almost satirical in nature.

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Purple Gurl wrote:
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Here is a fun way to introduce someone to the Bible:
http://www.thebricktestament.com/

It is much of the Bible depicted with Lego blocks. It is almost satirical in nature.
*chuckle*
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Purple Gurl wrote:
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Both males and females have an anus and a urethra, but only women have a vagina. Females have separate holes for urination and copulation, but with men, everything comes out the urinary opening. Females are often more likely to get UTIs because their urethrae are shorter, making it easier for bacteria to access their bladders. There are exceptions like a transsexual woman I know (actually intersexed but assigned the wrong sex early in life) who suffered less infections after sex-reassignment surgery. I don't understand how that would reduce the infections. The surgeon may have resected the prostate gland too, since she notices that she no longer has to strain to urinate.
Any, back to the fun part, there is no telling what Lego people are as they are not human.
Here is a fun way to introduce someone to the Bible:
http://www.thebricktestament.com/
It is much of the Bible depicted with Lego blocks. It is almost satirical in nature.
Thanks Purp.....I think vaginas are way cool.

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Nov 1, 2011
 
I just wanted to see what a giant lego man looked like, this did not disappoint!
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...Letting him out! thats a mistake,take a look at his face...he's a real gang banger..his peeps on the outside will be waiting for him in that escalade,he'll put on his bandana light up a doobie,crank up the sound system,kiss his lege bitch, and give them the finger as he rolls away...
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Purple Gurl wrote:
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Yes, but charge an inanimate object or corpse?
Get too many Parking ticket left unpaid and see if they do not come and arrest your car. Because your car committed the crime of illegal parking! I know it sounds weird but call any lawyer and ask if that is not what hey are doing.

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Colorado Man wrote:
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Get too many Parking ticket left unpaid and see if they do not come and arrest your car. Because your car committed the crime of illegal parking! I know it sounds weird but call any lawyer and ask if that is not what hey are doing.
I like the story about the amputee whose arm was sentenced to prison. He was using his prosthetic arm to bash in windows and steal. His attorney successfully argued that his client didn't steal, only his arm. So the judge sentenced his arm to 2 years. That was when he got up and his attorney helped remove his prosthesis, then gave the arm to the bailiff, and he walked out of court.

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