1004Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said, "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes, "And what does that tell you?"
Watson said, "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the woman answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
Then a Priest raped the little girl and lied about it.
Poor little stevie, the nursery and mommy are such "tough words", little guy ..... LMAOROTFu~! I'm "almost" embarrassed... to laugh at you !!!!
Don't be embarrassed, dickey, have at it. Hell, if that'll make you feel like a man, go for it! Never let it be said that Big Stevie prevented you from doing anything to make you feel more masculine..... or anything else, for that matter. Oh, and have a nice day, too, while you're at it!