Judge Blames Lifelong Porn Viewing Addiction in Hearing to Keep Job

Dec 1, 2012 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: Patch.com

Will County Judge Joseph Polito admitted to a nearly lifelong addiction to porn Thursday when addressing the Illiniois Courts Commission in an effort to keep his judicial position.

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Manteno, IL

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#1
Dec 1, 2012
 
Who the f cares?
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Shorewood, IL

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#3
Dec 2, 2012
 
ALL RISE...
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Manteno, IL

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#4
Dec 2, 2012
 
Wow really. All rise? Pretty original.
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Shorewood, IL

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#5
Dec 3, 2012
 
He also said I have to hand it to you...
Mr. Mr.

Wasco, IL

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#6
Dec 3, 2012
 
Nice one Balife get rosy judge in need of a hand
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Shorewood, IL

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#7
Dec 3, 2012
 
yeah I heard him say he wood (would) like to get things straight...
wee wee

Shorewood, IL

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#8
Dec 3, 2012
 
yeah it pretty sticky ...

Who would want to touch his key board?

Hummm
Nomo Popo

Woodridge, IL

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#9
Dec 4, 2012
 
Wonder how many of his trials ended in a hung jury?

Since: Dec 09

Romeoville, IL

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#11
Dec 4, 2012
 
Its a long hard battle hes trying to beat....
wee wee

Shorewood, IL

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#12
Dec 4, 2012
 
hang in there...
wee wee

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#13
Dec 4, 2012
 
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him. Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vasec is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating. Curious, the man asks "What are they doing in there"?

The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have ObamaCare
wee wee

Shorewood, IL

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#14
Dec 4, 2012
 
I asked what he wanted for lunch,

he replied "Beef Strokinoff"
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Naperville, IL

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Dec 6, 2012
 
What's happens when you have an attorney representing you in a case before this judge only to have him gone and now you have to pay your atty to start all over again with a new judge?
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Dec 6, 2012
 
sucks wrote:
What's happens when you have an attorney representing you in a case before this judge only to have him gone and now you have to pay your atty to start all over again with a new judge?
how stupid are you? you must be part of the 47%.. the new judge would just read the case notes...
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Shorewood, IL

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#18
Dec 12, 2012
 
Judge says that every case before him should have a

HAPPY ENDING.....
smiley

Manteno, IL

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#19
Dec 15, 2012
 
The case notes? Oh, wee, if only it were that simple. It's not.
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Shorewood, IL

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#20
Dec 15, 2012
 
smiley wrote:
The case notes? Oh, wee, if only it were that simple. It's not.
people get replaced all the time..
Creepy judges too..
Toby

Manteno, IL

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#21
Dec 23, 2012
 
You people are such dopes.
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Shorewood, IL

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#22
Dec 24, 2012
 
Toby wrote:
You people are such dopes.
WHY VOTE TO RETAIN any judge... they are all just jerks..

Or jerk off's... tissue please..

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