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Judge Blames Lifelong Porn Viewing Addiction in Hearing to Keep Job

There are 19 comments on the Patch.com story from Dec 1, 2012, titled Judge Blames Lifelong Porn Viewing Addiction in Hearing to Keep Job. In it, Patch.com reports that:

Will County Judge Joseph Polito admitted to a nearly lifelong addiction to porn Thursday when addressing the Illiniois Courts Commission in an effort to keep his judicial position.

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drawing

Peotone, IL

#1 Dec 1, 2012
Who the f cares?
really

Willowbrook, IL

#3 Dec 2, 2012
ALL RISE...
Twine

Peotone, IL

#4 Dec 2, 2012
Wow really. All rise? Pretty original.
really

Willowbrook, IL

#5 Dec 3, 2012
He also said I have to hand it to you...
Mr. Mr.

United States

#6 Dec 3, 2012
Nice one Balife get rosy judge in need of a hand
really

Willowbrook, IL

#7 Dec 3, 2012
yeah I heard him say he wood (would) like to get things straight...
wee wee

Willowbrook, IL

#8 Dec 3, 2012
yeah it pretty sticky ...

Who would want to touch his key board?

Hummm
Nomo Popo

Woodridge, IL

#9 Dec 4, 2012
Wonder how many of his trials ended in a hung jury?

Since: Dec 09

Romeoville, IL

#11 Dec 4, 2012
Its a long hard battle hes trying to beat....
wee wee

Willowbrook, IL

#12 Dec 4, 2012
hang in there...
wee wee

Willowbrook, IL

#13 Dec 4, 2012
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him. Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vasec is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating. Curious, the man asks "What are they doing in there"?

The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have ObamaCare
wee wee

Willowbrook, IL

#14 Dec 4, 2012
I asked what he wanted for lunch,

he replied "Beef Strokinoff"
sucks

Glenview, IL

#15 Dec 6, 2012
What's happens when you have an attorney representing you in a case before this judge only to have him gone and now you have to pay your atty to start all over again with a new judge?
wee wee

Willowbrook, IL

#16 Dec 6, 2012
sucks wrote:
What's happens when you have an attorney representing you in a case before this judge only to have him gone and now you have to pay your atty to start all over again with a new judge?
how stupid are you? you must be part of the 47%.. the new judge would just read the case notes...
call me

Willowbrook, IL

#18 Dec 12, 2012
Judge says that every case before him should have a

HAPPY ENDING.....
smiley

Peotone, IL

#19 Dec 15, 2012
The case notes? Oh, wee, if only it were that simple. It's not.
call me

Willowbrook, IL

#20 Dec 15, 2012
smiley wrote:
The case notes? Oh, wee, if only it were that simple. It's not.
people get replaced all the time..
Creepy judges too..
Toby

Peotone, IL

#21 Dec 23, 2012
You people are such dopes.
really

Willowbrook, IL

#22 Dec 24, 2012
Toby wrote:
You people are such dopes.
WHY VOTE TO RETAIN any judge... they are all just jerks..

Or jerk off's... tissue please..

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