Lazy Dog Walkers
Concerned In Kipling

Highland Park, IL

#1 Jun 29, 2011
Come on people. Is it really that hard to bend over and pick up after your dog lays a healthy loaf in my yard?
Your Neighbor

Los Angeles, CA

#2 Jun 29, 2011
Its good for your grass.

Since: May 11

Location hidden

#3 Jun 29, 2011
Your Neighbor wrote:
Its good for your grass.
Free fertilizer
Concerned In Kipling

Highland Park, IL

#4 Jun 30, 2011
I dropped a duece out in your yard this morning after my coffee kicked in. Sorry it was a little loose, I had a burrito last night. If you happen to step in it, it must be you my favorite neighbor. Happy mowing!!!
Oprah

Lombard, IL

#5 Jun 30, 2011
Oops I farted

Since: May 11

Location hidden

#6 Jun 30, 2011
Oprah wrote:
Oops I farted
Dit it have any lumps or fluid drive?
Oprah

Lombard, IL

#7 Jun 30, 2011
We calls it a double decker!
Concerned In Kipling

Highland Park, IL

#8 Jul 1, 2011
Taxpayer for years wrote:
<quoted text>Dit it have any lumps or fluid drive?
I think the hair filter caught most of it..........all good

Since: May 11

Location hidden

#9 Jul 1, 2011
Concerned In Kipling wrote:
<quoted text>
I think the hair filter caught most of it..........all good
I hope it ran down his leg
Whaaaa

Hinsdale, IL

#10 Jul 3, 2011
Word going around the neighborhood, the lady across the street saw you taking a "deuce." Apparently your supposed to keep your pants half way up. The lady since has told her neighbor and friend that "it appears your wife is not being satisfied." I will talk to your desperate housewife if we can arranged something, so she can finally feel like a woman.
Concerned In Kipling wrote:
I dropped a duece out in your yard this morning after my coffee kicked in. Sorry it was a little loose, I had a burrito last night. If you happen to step in it, it must be you my favorite neighbor. Happy mowing!!!
Concerned In Kipling

Highland Park, IL

#11 Jul 8, 2011
Word going around the neighborhood, the lady across the street saw you taking a "deuce." Apparently your supposed to keep your pants half way up. The lady since has told her neighbor and friend that "it appears your wife is not being satisfied." I will talk to your desperate housewife if we can arranged something, so she can finally feel like a woman.

Take her off my hands..........but do know she is anything but desperate. It's funny though.........your wife felt like quite the woman when I was with her last week. She's like a 05 Mercedes...high miles but handles like a dream.
Big Turd

Elk Grove Village, IL

#12 Jul 8, 2011
The lumpies are good fertilizer. You can call of Scotts.

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#13 May 14, 2012
The least of your worries in Kipling Estates is the dog turds on your lawn. That lawn is going for 50 cents on the dollar right now and it's not getting better soon. I hear some of those desperate housewives have been looking for a way out of dodge.

Others, sit holed up in their bedrooms swilling pills and wishing the days got better over time. Here's to another 4 years of Change We Can Believe In - coming to a depressed suburb near you.
Richard Hung

Basehor, KS

#14 May 15, 2012
All the extra money your desperate housewives have is spent on me. My name says it all.

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#15 May 15, 2012
Slumming in Joliet, doubtful.

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