Learn how to tip, Seattle. Geez.

Learn how to tip, Seattle. Geez.

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At least 20 percent

Seattle, WA

#1 May 8, 2013
You should take care of the people taking care of you when you go out. If you tip less than 20% of your entire bill you are a human garbage and the next time you come in I will make sure you get the crappy service you deserve. And I hope you like snot. I'll make sure your meal is as unsanitary as I can get away with. There are a million other things I can tell you that would make you a better customer but I don't want to take all the fun away from my fellow servers. So, servers...fire away.
Ps. 20% of a $50 dinner check is $10. Not $9. Not $5. And definitely not $1 and some change. You got that? You low-class turds.

Since: Apr 12

Renton, WA

#2 May 9, 2013
At least 20 percent wrote:
You should take care of the people taking care of you when you go out. If you tip less than 20% of your entire bill you are a human garbage and the next time you come in I will make sure you get the crappy service you deserve. And I hope you like snot. I'll make sure your meal is as unsanitary as I can get away with. There are a million other things I can tell you that would make you a better customer but I don't want to take all the fun away from my fellow servers. So, servers...fire away.
Ps. 20% of a $50 dinner check is $10. Not $9. Not $5. And definitely not $1 and some change. You got that? You low-class turds.
I don't mind tipping 20%, and sometimes even more, IF I get good service. I understand there are people out that shouldn't go out to dinner if they can't afford to tip, it's an insult as to lousey they tip!
no problem

Seattle, WA

#4 May 12, 2013
At least 20 percent wrote:
You should take care of the people taking care of you when you go out. If you tip less than 20% of your entire bill you are a human garbage and the next time you come in I will make sure you get the crappy service you deserve. And I hope you like snot. I'll make sure your meal is as unsanitary as I can get away with. There are a million other things I can tell you that would make you a better customer but I don't want to take all the fun away from my fellow servers. So, servers...fire away.
Ps. 20% of a $50 dinner check is $10. Not $9. Not $5. And definitely not $1 and some change. You got that? You low-class turds.
With that attitude you are a good argument for not eating out, shitbird!

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