Uh-huh...Tell ya what. Trade places with me and move to Mobile, Alabama. We'll compare notes, and go from there.What the heck is wrong with you people?! How can you liberal hippy scum manage to get anything done with all these spandex-clad bikers clogging up your roads? Not to mention the half-blind, full-retarded Subaru drivers who can't decide which lane is best so they just take both. It's a miracle you can drive at all with all the potholes and cracks in your roads. It's like your roads are as flawed as your politics; nothing gets done in time.
Also, what's with all the self-righteous vegantarians? I thought that junk was made up on Southpark; I never thought anyone would be stupid/suicidal enough to follow that crazy diet. We evolved eating meat. Vegetables are my dinner's dinner, dang it.
As for the confused wannabe rednecks who inhabit the poorer regions of your city, stand up for yourselves and don't let these hippies hold you down. This country was founded by proactive citizens who believed in something; don't just sit back and let others dictate what you do.
For those of you participating in the "Occupy" BS, most of you are pretty darn close to the top 1% or have some entitled/elitist attitude. Go out and actually accomplish something, don't just sit around holding hands and singing kumbaya.
Seriously, I'm ready to see how bad it is up there, because I honestly can't stand it where I am now. I'm thinking about moving up there, but if you have anything to warn me about BEFORE I move up there, please let me know.