Hazleton City 2013 Predictions

Hazleton City 2013 Predictions

Created by Nostradamus on Dec 2, 2012

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HCA opens a Jazzy scooter dealership

Hazleton Municipal Airport sold below its value

HPD hires more mattress testers

Hazleton secedes for the US, joins Dominican Repub

HWA sold at a loss to political cronies

Toohil buys her first home with taxpayer money

portly Yannuzzi granted his own zipcode

90% of Hazleton goes on welfare

Slimmer is freed and burns another occupied home

Coca-Zola is trademarked by Joe Zola


Wellsboro, PA

#1 Dec 2, 2012
I stared into the fryer grease at a local restaurant and these visions all came to me. They are not always correct, but they get the gist of it. Stay loose Hazleton.
fart murmur

Wellsboro, PA

#2 Dec 26, 2012

Wellsboro, PA

#3 Dec 29, 2012
Go fxxx yourselves with a red hot poker!
WhoGivesAFlyingF uck

Wellsboro, PA

#4 Dec 31, 2012
There's no way that Tarah Toohil will grow up and leave her parents. She has strong family values!
pretty hate machine

Wellsboro, PA

#5 Jan 19, 2013
He that sees the future is a sage of Satan.

Drums, PA

#6 Jan 19, 2013
My prediction? Recently dumped Jason Hoppy moves back to Hazleton, single, and after he sees what's become of the Capri he buries himself alive while listening to the Stones on his iPod.
Keystone Job Queer

Wellsboro, PA

#7 Jan 20, 2013
If Jason wants to bury his sorrows in a mangina, I would love to be the lucky guy. XOXOXOXO
Supporter of the Judge me

Blossburg, PA

#8 Apr 13, 2013
Coca-Zola" that name was well earned. Coka Zola LMAO he wasnt out snorting coce he was what did he say dear hunting LMOA nice
Supporter of the Judge me

Blossburg, PA

#9 Apr 13, 2013
COKA ZOLA Ilove it

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