Stone Couch of Eckley
Ransom Young

Wellsboro, PA

#149 Nov 2, 2012
I promise to make this a historic site if elected. Is there a sign for me near that yet? Good god look at all the Democrats that use that.
Been Around

Quakertown, PA

#150 Nov 3, 2012
All Balls wrote:
I heard if you conceive a child on this, he will become the Antichrist. I heard it from a Goth chick from Freeland, who checks to see if she's ovulating and drags my friends out there to breed.
Sounds stupid but thought I would share it with you.
So what percent of the population of Freeland was concieved on this germ infested rock ?
crud

Wellsboro, PA

#151 Nov 4, 2012
I got bf'd for ten bucks by a sasquatch looking guy from Buck Mountain on that.
hazle street smoking club

Wellsboro, PA

#152 Nov 4, 2012
This isn't a joke, people are going out there to do stuff. This time of year they stay in there warm vehicles and run over to the couch to climax. Total weirdos but totally true.
spunky gooster

Wellsboro, PA

#153 Nov 5, 2012
I've shed a few nutfulls on that thing.
Joe Yannuzzi

Wellsboro, PA

#154 Nov 9, 2012
Even though this is beyond the city limits of Hazleton, I am placing a $10 fee on hj's, $20 fees on bj's and rj's, a $30 fee on vag poking and a $50 fee for fudge poking. A $75 fee for all of the above in one sitting. A $3.50 fee for watching is also going to be enforced.
lawrence of a labia

Wellsboro, PA

#155 Nov 13, 2012
I would at least beat it on the couch if I could find it!
Keystone Job Queer

Wellsboro, PA

#156 Jan 20, 2013
My boyfriend from Keystone would take me there for some colon thrusting after he would throw evidence in a stripping hole from the things he did to support my shopping sprees.
nicole

Wellsboro, PA

#158 Feb 3, 2013
ya i did it on this in the summer its erotic knowing that you can get caught since it is next to the road there is no way it is haunted since everybody does it on it
horny old geezer

United States

#159 Feb 3, 2013
nicole wrote:
ya i did it on this in the summer its erotic knowing that you can get caught since it is next to the road there is no way it is haunted since everybody does it on it
you wild woman!
eckleyboy

Flint, MI

#160 Feb 6, 2013
Bunch a stupid cow lovin turds u folks are. Get a life. Frikin stone couch is most likely nicer than the stuff in your own trailers. can't wait till the ghost of some old struggling miner takes a crap down your throat.
omg

Wellsboro, PA

#161 Feb 8, 2013
I took a dump on that, but never would bang somebody on that. eckleyboy is right get a life
dry back

Wellsboro, PA

#162 Feb 8, 2013
A few drunken minutes on an early Sunday morning my brother Daryl and me pulled an Eiffel Tower on a Freeland gal. Them Freeland gals have no discretion.
I voided UR moms warranty

Wellsboro, PA

#163 Feb 10, 2013
I would knock the holy ghost flat on his rearend and pound the virgin mother on that couch until she shit out the antichrist.
back in the day

Wellsboro, PA

#164 Mar 23, 2013
I peed on it and smashed an empty forty on it. I should have shit on it but wud not fk on it. It's right on the road.
oh my gawd

Wellsboro, PA

#165 Mar 30, 2013
what the
interested

Hazleton, PA

#166 May 10, 2013
I think I might try to get a piece on that, before it is ground down by the State Police.
Smashy Smashy

Kingston, PA

#167 May 10, 2013
I wish someone would destroy that effing thing so you would all stop going on and on about it. Make like any dignified Hazletonian and go shoot heroin and go to work at your miserable and unescapable minimum wage job.
atheist

Hazleton, PA

#168 May 13, 2013
Oh my science, do people believe in stupid stuff. It is just pieces of rock from when the road was blasted through. Road workers were screw offs back then and placed the rocks to look like a couch. I bet this stupid thing becomes a historic site one day too.
Pound Town

Hazleton, PA

#169 May 26, 2013
I got rodded in the poo canal by the State Trooper that parks nearby. What a studly man he was.

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