Breaking News on Breaking Wind Vaccine

Breaking News on Breaking Wind Vaccine

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Since: May 12

Charleston, WV

#1 Nov 19, 2012
"Have you had your shots?" It's a phrase you hear often at your doctor's office and pharmacist. Seasonal shots for influenza and pneumonia are being offered almost everywhere -- but there will be a new one if environmentalists have their way. The Sierra Club and other groups are pushing for an Anti-Flatulant shot to protect the ozone layer.

"It has been long know that cow flatulence are problematic," said Sierra Club member, Tootie Ripper. "Methane gas released by smelly cows combines with the O3 molecules and breaks them down, thus damaging the ozone layer. Humanity also creates their own odoriferous arsenal against mother nature, but fortunately, science has discovered a cure. The fart has come to its end."


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