bptoodnews

Edison, NJ

#1 Jan 28, 2013
Connecticut wishes for Long Island to gtfo of the way, so we can have sweet waves for surfing.

Connecticut's been single for 150 years, since Ohio broke its heart.

Connecticut was founded by a hooker

Connecticut's got 99 problems, but Massachusetts ain't one of them.

Connecticut's main export: George Bush.

Rhode Island: East Connecticut

Watching the Bachelor on television. Why don't they film these programs in Connecticut, like in the city of Bridgeport, a paradise.
LynneB

Waterford, CT

#3 Jan 29, 2013
Here are some Connecticut jokes: all the proxy users who create problems on here.

Gov. Malloy

New Haven mayor DeStefano

All of the congresspersons who think imposing more laws is going to "prevent" any more tragedies.

There are more but you get my drift...

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#4 Jan 29, 2013
Lynne
Did you write #3?

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#5 Jan 29, 2013
Yes, that was me, Sam. Remember, I told you that when I'm at work I don't sign in, but when I'm at home, I do.

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#6 Jan 29, 2013
Thanks Lynne.
Nulli Secundus

Monroe, CT

#7 Jan 29, 2013
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"malloy should get cancer."
"malloy should get cancer who?
"Sorry -'governor' malloy should get cancer."
"True dat."
CTM

United States

#8 Jan 30, 2013
What do you have when 12 Newtown inbreds get together?.......:) A full set of teeth!!!.......Or twelve Newtown politicians get together?......:) A combined I.Q. of 40!!

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#9 Jan 30, 2013
#8 is true and funny. Good to have you back.

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#10 Jun 1, 2013
Finch is a very big bad joke for Bridgeport.
Franklin

Coram, NY

#11 Jun 4, 2013
Mr. Samuel please exsplain.

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#12 Jun 4, 2013
Don't have to. Read the local newspapers.

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