United States

#1 Sep 28, 2012
I just went to speedway to get some crisp cream donuts. as i was getting the first one i noticed some pecker flys and i got one that did not have a fly on it, I am 65 years old and don't see really good, and as i was getting the second one i looked really good and there were hunderds of them. I ask the lady behind the counter if crispy cream had delivered yet and she said no, i then told her that there were pecker flys all over the place in the display. came home and called headquarters and then called the speedway and ask for the managers number she told me to call back in five minutes and i ask her if she knew who this was and she said yes that headquarters had called and told them to destroy the crispy creams. it was terrible and now i am going to call back after 5 mins. and see if i can talk to jackie the manager.

United States

#2 Sep 28, 2012
I just called speadway and the lady said she wouldn't allowed to give the managers phone number out, that i could come in sometime in the morning and talk to her.
bean counter

Sidney, OH

#3 Oct 1, 2012
they (pecker flys) won't EAT much.....Baby!
on the crapper

Fort Lauderdale, FL

#4 Oct 1, 2012
Pecker flies are chock full of protein....probably better for you than those shitty donuts.
bean dip on my cracker

Sidney, OH

#5 Oct 2, 2012
i suggest you try the pizza
see heres the thing

Galena, OH

#6 Oct 2, 2012
I can't believe no one has made a flying pecker joke...

Mount Gilead, OH

#7 Mar 26, 2013
see heres the thing wrote:
I can't believe no one has made a flying pecker joke...
Oh good its not just me!!

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