Illegal Alien Gets Taxpayer Funded Penis Pump

Jul 17, 2010 | Posted by: Agent of Chaos | Full story: michellemalkin.com

We might as well go ahead and coin the phrase "undocumented erection."

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Im going to start my own militia. Its very hot in the desert and the mexican invaders need water. We will be placing water where it can be found by the invaders. 115 degrees is very common in the Arizona and california deserts. Around the edges of each plastic water bottle will be Mojave green rattle snake venom. The invader will not servive. The deserts are already littered with sun bleached white mexican skulls. These skulls will be collected by the militia and sold at the Palm Springs swap meet for twenty dollars to help pay for my militia. Now the mexican bleached white skull makes a good ornament for your antique garden. You can also hang the skull on your fents post. Or perhaps an ornament for the front of your vehicle. You may want to invest in a wig and dress your mexican bleached white skull up. How about a pair of sun glasses. I need to think of a name for my Militia. It will have to be a good name that will put fear in the mexican invader.
Way to self incriminate yourself.
Bob

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zooz wrote:
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There is quite a bit we can do the more I read up on it.
An article in the Washington Times mentions state militias or citizen militias. The Constitution certainly seems to support them, and as long as those groups act responsibly and legally I can't imagine why they would be a problem.
Blowing up things is not what is needed.
If every one against illegal immigration stopped working for a week or so, that would have an impact.
Remember the day with a Mexican? A day without an American would not be trivial. Stop working, buying, and such.
this country could not run without Americans, if you take a day off you will come back to more work who else is going to do it??? they will hire illegals to replace you(it will give them a reason ) and you wont have a job anymore. Why do you think most Americans are not at the rallies?? Because they have to work to feed their families and to keep the business open . Illegals have walfare and dont work anyway they will still get their check. and kids from school get a free pass,when they ditch school when they go to the rallies. Best to tell on all you see that might be illegals. call INS they will put the company on a list and check it out (but it will take time).
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<quoted text>this country could not run without Americans, if you take a day off you will come back to more work who else is going to do it??? they will hire illegals to replace you(it will give them a reason ) and you wont have a job anymore. Why do you think most Americans are not at the rallies?? Because they have to work to feed their families and to keep the business open . Illegals have walfare and dont work anyway they will still get their check. and kids from school get a free pass,when they ditch school when they go to the rallies. Best to tell on all you see that might be illegals. call INS they will put the company on a list and check it out (but it will take time).
Illegals can't do my job, they aren't educated enough.
There would be no one to hire the illegals if American's stopped working.

American's do not show up at the rallies en mass because we prefer peaceful means to solve the issue. If we have to show up at a rally en mass to solve it, it will get solved at the rally any way it takes.

The INS is overworked. They say so.

That is why the states, such as Arizona, are going to help them out.
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Cream filled Blowup Doll wrote:
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did you ever apply for that penis pump cleaning job?
Nope! never did apply. I dont want to take your penis pump cleaning job away from you. I know you like it so much and you really work hard at it . We would like you to also clean out all the blow up dolls holes. Its ok you can use your tongue and I wont tell the boss. He said he would pay you fifty cents a pump and 75 cents for a doll but I know you wont take it . you like it so much you do it for free and the boss saves money .And then he pays me more to make them For poor Mexicans with little penises. We are so helpful .
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Happysohappy wrote:
Agreed, LOL<quoted text>
I really dont care if they need a penis pump but they should have to pay for it ,its bad enough it will help make anchor babies. But taxpayers shouldnt have to pay for it
Bob

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Illegals can't do my job, they aren't educated enough.
There would be no one to hire the illegals if American's stopped working.
American's do not show up at the rallies en mass because we prefer peaceful means to solve the issue. If we have to show up at a rally en mass to solve it, it will get solved at the rally any way it takes.
The INS is overworked. They say so.
That is why the states, such as Arizona, are going to help them out.
even owners and managers have to make money to pay their bills and loans and rent. They wont to make money every day if not it is a wasted day to them. They will get anyone to work for them on that day or for that week ( Mexican illegals cheap ), just so they can make money that day or week . Ever notice how no one notices when the illegals or Mexicans take a day or week off because we can function without them the way it should be . If you have a job/service that others depend on they will find another place or way (Americans are resourceful) and your company will fail. lets see target closes up and you need diapers ,milk, food, baby food .???? you will go to walmart or??? Maybe enen a Mexican shop if that is all that is open because you need it . And you will remember who helped you in your hour of need . also if the business is empty it can be robbed or looted. Because to few cops around . You going to hire a guard with the millions you are losing for the week? If the INS would use the cops and cities /states that want to help instead of fighting with them over whos job it is (Its everyones job ) then we might just get them all deported and finish the fence and keep them out. Im sure some other white guy can do your job so plese dont come to work for a week protest and see what happens .
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<quoted text>even owners and managers have to make money to pay their bills and loans and rent. They wont to make money every day if not it is a wasted day to them. They will get anyone to work for them on that day or for that week ( Mexican illegals cheap ), just so they can make money that day or week . Ever notice how no one notices when the illegals or Mexicans take a day or week off because we can function without them the way it should be . If you have a job/service that others depend on they will find another place or way (Americans are resourceful) and your company will fail. lets see target closes up and you need diapers ,milk, food, baby food .???? you will go to walmart or??? Maybe enen a Mexican shop if that is all that is open because you need it . And you will remember who helped you in your hour of need . also if the business is empty it can be robbed or looted. Because to few cops around . You going to hire a guard with the millions you are losing for the week? If the INS would use the cops and cities /states that want to help instead of fighting with them over whos job it is (Its everyones job ) then we might just get them all deported and finish the fence and keep them out. Im sure some other white guy can do your job so plese dont come to work for a week protest and see what happens .
There aren't enough Mexicans in Mexico that are capable of working all the jobs the US citizens do, there most certainly are not enough here in the US.

Don't let the fear of Mexican's control you that much, or illegal aliens, all of who are not Mexican or even hispanic btw. Its our country, we decide.

They stay as long as we let them and we are done letting them.
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This is just another reason why the illegals need to go home and take the families with them.Want to bet, if sent home,they would leave the burdonsom children here?Also another reason these children should not become citizens just because the parents sneaked in!!!Absolutely --no amnesty!!
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a PENIS PUMP???? Fitting, since all illegals are d**ks!
Bob

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zooz wrote:
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There aren't enough Mexicans in Mexico that are capable of working all the jobs the US citizens do, there most certainly are not enough here in the US.
Don't let the fear of Mexican's control you that much, or illegal aliens, all of who are not Mexican or even hispanic btw. Its our country, we decide.
They stay as long as we let them and we are done letting them.
funny we have been saying that for 20 years . Bush gave anesty and adumdo would love to as well . There is enough that they take away from the legal workers . and If anesty is granted it will get worse. 11 million plus . college kids and kids need jobs for the summer to give them some money and teach them to work when they get out of school and in college. How do you think adumbo got into office??????
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Bob wrote:
<quoted text>funny we have been saying that for 20 years . Bush gave anesty and adumdo would love to as well . There is enough that they take away from the legal workers . and If anesty is granted it will get worse. 11 million plus . college kids and kids need jobs for the summer to give them some money and teach them to work when they get out of school and in college. How do you think adumbo got into office??????
Bush wanted to give amnesty, it did not pass. It was very close.

Obama will try to push Congress on it, but we will not let Congress do that, will we.

Congress will be afraid before the election. Anything before then is a political stunt, they try to make Republicans look bad to hispanics. They may try something in the lame duck session before the start of the new members get sworn in.

If nothing comes up this year and Republicans gain seats that gives us a respite. Republicans are easier to communicate with on this issue in most cases. Democrats basically ignore you and send you a form letter on how great they are while they ignore you.

If Obama gets in again in 2012, he will have a four year term where he will try to push it, but it really depends on Congress more then Obama. If enough Republicans get in they can tie Obama's hands for years with hearings. Then we just have to keep the Republicans on board and get Democrats on board too.
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Jul 19, 2010
 
I wonder if they could repo the pump since they found out it was obtained illegally.

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How many more can we pay for?

Hispanic Dems want health-care fix

A group of Democratic lawmakers wants to use the immigration reform debate to fix one of the most hotly contested aspects of the health care law provisions that bar immigrants from using new government programs to get coverage.

The move by the Congressional Hispanic Caucus would add a contentious new element to an already monumental task passing a bill that puts 11 million illegal immigrants on a path to citizenship.

Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0710/399...

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mcss wrote:
How come the old man didn't get snipped? It would have been covered by Medi-cal wouldn't it? Unreal.But $700.00 from social security plus $400 x 4=$1600+700=$2300 a month. Food stamps for a family of 10 is about 500 more a month. WIC program for the babies. This pays for the formula, as she probably didn't want to breast-feed.:)And they are illegal. The teen-age kids speak little English. Probably because they didn't finish school. Parents don't give a rats behind if they did or didn't. 22-28 years in this country and can's speak English, but can surely grab the bennies. Nice. And some poor old illegal is worried about his penis needing pumped up. That's it, from now on I'm gonna say I'm illegal-gimme something.
Really! I spent 45 years in the work force and I don't do that well with 3 pensions AND Social Security.
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SO..He's got a penis pump paid for by tax dollars..Now he can go F**K himself to death... Maybe THAT'S the LEGAL way they think they can eradicate all illegals from the USA..WEIRD SCIENCE!!!!...Personally, I think it's us TAXPAYERS who's getting the ROYAL SCREW!!!!!!
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Congratulations on your new pump Rico, your boyfriend will be proud.
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Rico from East Los II wrote:
I bet this pisses off all the impotent White American males out there.
LMFAO
He'll wish he had opted for the vasectomy instead, when he and and his wife and sent back to Mexico with their six kids.

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Glasnos wrote:
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Just the democrats applauded ... and then went out and bashed and then sued Arizona.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =MAmmcSxuQPQXX
I think the GOP needs to run this every hour, every day for two weeks, nationwide, leading up to the elections.
If Obama and Pelosi have their way there will be an amnesty bill forthcoming ... which will be voted on without reading it ...
It is a sad day indeed when these lovely women from Ireland have more appreciation for our country than our own elected officials.

http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Somebodys got to do it

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Bama Yankee wrote:
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It is a sad day indeed when these lovely women from Ireland have more appreciation for our country than our own elected officials.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =yEpX2BcB9AsXX
OK now you've got this old Celtic broad crying.I love America,am American,but I have always been proud of coming from Irish stock.
Been to Ireland and it is also a very beautiful country.

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