A duplicated half of a marriage. Clearly not the same.<quoted text>
No we're really married. when my husband ended up in the hospital, I stated that I was his spouse (and had the document to prove it) and I was instantly granted all the rights and responsibilities that any spouse has. Your definition of normal is antiquated and bizarre.
How's your third nipple and completely useless vagina? did you declare those on YOUR marriage certificate?
Sorry, no cigar.