Priest accused of shoplifting butter, sofa cover

Jan 25, 2010 Full story: Star Tribune 15

A Roman Catholic priest was accused of shoplifting butter and a sofa cover at a Wal-Mart in southern Illinois.

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Since: Aug 09

Kempton, PA

#1 Jan 25, 2010
>Priest accused of shoplifting butter, sofa cover

Everybody needs lube and something to safely catch the ejaculate.

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#2 Jan 26, 2010
corrective_unconscious wrote:
>Priest accused of shoplifting butter, sofa cover
Everybody needs lube and something to safely catch the ejaculate.
Turn the priest in that molested you or get some counseling ! Do you think your use of vulgarity makes you look any better than him?

Since: Aug 09

Doylestown, PA

#3 Jan 26, 2010
SOS Dif Day wrote:
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Turn the priest in that molested you or get some counseling ! Do you think your use of vulgarity makes you look any better than him?
I should turn the priest(s) in?!

Oh, I believe you have me and my responsibilities confused with those of Pope Nosferatu.

As for "vulgarity," this is Offbeat. You should probably get off the net and stick with "Little House on the Prairie" re runs, speaking of closet cases.

The priest was shoplifting butter and a sofa cover _from Walmart_! It's hilarious and shocking. Couldn't he even better himself a tiny bit and go shoplifting at Target?

Since: Nov 08

Location hidden

#4 Jan 26, 2010
He should hook up with the Rabbis in NJ that were selling body parts and laundering money. A multi- religion based crime wave is just the thing America needs to make us proud again. Maybe we can get some Muslims in there too. That would be GREAT. Diversity trumps everything. I know Obama would be all for it if it's DIVERSIFIED. Reverend Wright could be the the "Multi-Religion Crime CZAR for Obama. Ayers could advise him too.
This is why I'm so rich. I have these great ideas.
Silly Me

United States

#5 Jan 26, 2010
Local crime sleuth Jack Valente, president of the Church Council at St. Mary's Church in Sesser, and one of the board members who hired this priest was driving the get away car according to witnesses on the scene at WalMart who saw the arrest go down.
Just Wondering

Palatine, IL

#6 Jan 27, 2010
Silly Me wrote:
Local crime sleuth Jack Valente, president of the Church Council at St. Mary's Church in Sesser, and one of the board members who hired this priest was driving the get away car according to witnesses on the scene at WalMart who saw the arrest go down.
Jack is more of a man than you will ever be. Why don't you take another hit off your bong !
Silly Me

United States

#7 Jan 27, 2010
Just Wondering-yep, you are exactly right, since I am a female I can only assume Jack would be more of a man than me, however he does run around with a certain queer lawyer on a daily basis so you might want to rethink your statement about his manhood-bong? bong? bong? I have no such thing
Amanda

Texico, IL

#8 Feb 17, 2012
Jack Valente is a dipshit, Chicago wiseguy wannabe with a 4" dick. LMAO
ComeonGlenn

Benton, IL

#9 Feb 20, 2012
Jack Valente a dipshit? First I ever heard him called that. He is not a real class act, got the brain of a piss ant and has a phony Chicago accent but dipshit?
Amanda

Texico, IL

#10 Feb 22, 2012
LMFAO!!! So you know him??? hahaha.... He is such a poser. He and his bitchy wife. I can not understand how he is even on the church council. He doesn't go to church for 30 years and all of a sudden he is SUPER-Catholic. I wonder what the church members would think if they knew his wife was arrested several years ago in MTV for being a lot lizard at the truck stop??? Both posers.
ComeonGlenn

Benton, IL

#11 Feb 23, 2012
Wow, Nancy arrested and here I thought she was giving it away! I heard several years ago she was screwing some guy that worked for the railroad and got caught because the railroad police were watching this employee and found him at her house when rocket scientist Jack was away. Jack also got caught jacking off in a porn theater in Sparta years ago, what a weird-o he is
Amanda

Texico, IL

#12 Feb 24, 2012
The porn theatre is a new one for me. That cracks me up! I knew guys that worked with him at the mine and they used to laugh at him in the shower because he has a 3" dick. He can play macho Italian mobster/Chicago badboy all he wants but he and his whore wife are just a couple little fish trying to play big in a rinky dink town.:D
Amanda

Texico, IL

#14 Feb 27, 2012
Totally believe they would do something like that. They are the worst kind of people, nice to your face but will stab you in the back in a heartbeat. I can't stand such people that want to stick their nose in the school board, Sesser business, and even the church when you could not trust them with your wallet for a second.
Hmph

De Soto, IL

#15 Feb 27, 2012
Gary died?
ComeonGlenn

Benton, IL

#16 Feb 27, 2012
Yep, sorry to say, the booze, cigarettes, and HIV finally got him, what a lifestyle!

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