Outhouse found on Yellow Banks Rd.

Full story: Benton Evening News

By Danny Malkovich - Staff writer Published: Wednesday, December 27, 2006 8:40 AM CST FOUND: Portable outhouse.
1 - 7 of 7 Comments Last updated Oct 27, 2011

Fort Huachuca, AZ

#1 Dec 29, 2006
Growing up north and west of Sesser, we had a nice 2 holer with a tin roof. Door was off the hinges because of a tornado and it was kind of breezy in the winter, but a least if sombody dropped by for a visit you didnt have to get up. Im thinking about moving back to S. Illinois and will have to set up a homestead somewhere. If nobody claims that fancy storebought plastic outhouse, think the Sherriff will let me get first dibs on it? Shoot Id throw in some nice new hemp rope just in case the county looses that noose they hung Charlie Birger with.

United States

#2 Mar 12, 2010
Hmmmm interesting

United States

#3 Mar 13, 2010
will dump their shit anywhere! lol

Valley Stream, NY

#4 Mar 14, 2010
Forget that fancy store bought one,get ya a new one,build it.you can customize to your specs,size etc. I hear some of the local street dept workers have nothing to do with their shovels except lean on them,they would probably help ya dig the holes.If they can't find the time,the state workers,or county workers should have time.

Waterloo, IA

#5 Mar 21, 2010

Fort Wayne, IN

#6 Mar 22, 2010
Don't worry about an outhouse, just go take a dump in the square, downtown Benton. Just pick any of the "antique stores" (AKA flea markets) and let 'er rip right out front. The retards in city government keep allowing that area to look like a cesspool anyway.

“HE's watching YOU!”

Since: Jan 07

Out in the woods in S. Ill

#7 Oct 27, 2011
Dang I have not been here a while..I heard county loss the noose. Offer still stands. One genuine hemp noose for a fancy citified plastic outhouse.

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