Loud Farts On Pleasure Ave.

Loud Farts On Pleasure Ave.

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Flatulent Al

Netherlands

#3 Jan 15, 2014
There's one like that on Duncan Ave., too- or maybe it's the same guy and he moved. He might be the clerk at the liquor store. I went in there once, and as the guy was walking, he took five kind of syncopated steps, releasing a loud fart with every step. I nearly died laughing. He had no sense of humor though- just glared at me. So I said "This stinks!"; pushed my half-filled cart away from me, and walked out!
Fartin Bill

United States

#4 Oct 22, 2014
Bring that farter to me, I will cut farts in his face....

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