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“Have shovel will travel, ”
Since: Nov 12
Cold Ground Arkansas
#1 Dec 7, 2012
Grandpa's really worried and I don't what to do, he says she hardly talks to him any more and has started taking her walker for long walks with out him. She hasn't had sex with him for along time. He says she uses the excuse that she is tired even though he knows she goes through a bottle of Geritol every three days.Sometimes she will claim to have a headache or *ahem* that time of the month Goood God she 97....so I am so worried what should grandpa do. I just hope the grocery boy is not trying to move in on grandpa's peanut butter and toast.
#2 Dec 7, 2012
Grandma was on her death bed and confessed to Grandpa that she hadn't always been faithful. She told him that everytime she cheated she would drop a pea down that hole in the kitchen floor and told him. "And they're all still there, except for that bushel we ate during the depression!"
#3 Dec 7, 2012
If I was Grandpa I'd leave the old Bat and start all over again!
#4 Dec 7, 2012
But she's a damn good cook!!
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