You Killed my Thread but Not my Head

You Killed my Thread but Not my Head

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Kevin

Beebe, AR

#9 Jan 13, 2013
I am secretly lusting after you.
Frosty

Cantonment, FL

#11 Jan 13, 2013
I'll be your Cool Daddy-O.
Kelly L Finney wrote:
Dude: Hey baby! Whats your sign??? ;)) <3
Girl : Why not just hit me with a club and drag me to you Cave, old dude!!/;(
Im such a loser.
The other night a Peeping Tom was "boo'ing and hiss'n" outside my window!
baby

Since: Dec 11

Location hidden

#12 Jan 13, 2013
Kevin wrote:
I am secretly lusting after you.
lay the f_ck down Kevin that's my T-Bone !!!
Beezer

Cantonment, FL

#13 Jan 13, 2013
Back off, dead man.
TeflonDon1 wrote:
<quoted text> lay the f_ck down Kevin that's my T-Bone !!!
She's gonna lay her smackdown on MY D-Bone!
Beezer

Cantonment, FL

#16 Jan 13, 2013
That just makes me melt, darlin'!
Kelly L Finney wrote:
I'm blushing and batting my eyes!
Beezer

Cantonment, FL

#19 Jan 13, 2013
crap, I have no idea- I want to PLEASE ole Snuggle Buns, baby!
Kelly L Finney wrote:
Now ...y'all don't want to disappoint yor lil ole SNUGGLE BUNS now do ya!
( squeek giggle)!

Since: Jan 12

Location hidden

#22 Jan 13, 2013
Beezer wrote:
<quoted text>crap, I have no idea- I want to PLEASE ole Snuggle Buns, baby!
You sound familiar lol
Kevin

Beebe, AR

#23 Jan 13, 2013
Elmer Fudd ?!?

Since: Jan 12

Location hidden

#26 Jan 13, 2013
Kelly L Finney wrote:
I just got back from talking to you boss gotta!
Dude is full of wild accusations and final decree's. I was flying high! Dude clipped this fairy's wings and tossed me out into the cold.
He hates me! I know it!
No matter what I do, Im cutesy for him...tough guy, nothing matters.
ughh!
I don't have a master lol

“NSA”

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#29 Jan 13, 2013
Kelly L Finney wrote:
I know...a homemade joke will lighten my spirits! Lets see now???
A joke about...what? Hmmm.
Dude walks into the Hardware Store. I need a key made.
Clerk says...yes sir. It will be 20 min. Takes key.
Im lost! My brain is mia! Goodnight folks! I feel sick!
More jokes tomorrow ...I promise.
Nooooo plz no!! I'll get out my delete button! Tehehe
Beezer

Cantonment, FL

#30 Jan 14, 2013
Hope to see you soon. I don't do FB.
Kelly L Finney wrote:
Night gotta! Luv ya!
Kelly in Black

United States

#31 Jan 14, 2013
As a child I remember my brother and I riding in a carseat late at night. As I looked out the window I saw the moon chasing along side the car behind the leafless trees. Like some kind of strange magic the white orb would quit moving when our car stopped, and began again when we went. Father would call to me when we arrived home. I knew if I kept silent, he would reach me out from the car seat and carry me to the house. I feared nothing. Daddy was all powerful and very kind!

Since: Jan 12

Location hidden

#32 Jan 14, 2013
Kevin wrote:
Elmer Fudd ?!?
U silly wabbit:) lol

Since: Jan 12

Location hidden

#33 Jan 14, 2013
Off with her head!!! Bahahaha
Kelly in Black

United States

#34 Jan 14, 2013
Thanks gotta for being kind! Ativan and Zoloft just kicked in...waiting on the lithium. I think Im ready!...Lets go!!!
Kelly in Black

United States

#35 Jan 14, 2013
Kelly's Homemade Personal Hygiene tips! That really Work!

Girls...suddenly you feel the need to "freshen up" down yonder. Do I have a HOT TIP for you!
Hand sanitizer. Hand sanitizer with its germ killing qualities will destroy any order you may want to keep from your potential lover! <3 it works!
Just spread it all over yourself down there and watch the look on his face.
Smiling he'll do!

“NSA”

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#36 Jan 14, 2013
Kelly in Black wrote:
Kelly's Homemade Personal Hygiene tips! That really Work!

Girls...suddenly you feel the need to "freshen up" down yonder. Do I have a HOT TIP for you!
Hand sanitizer. Hand sanitizer with its germ killing qualities will destroy any order you may want to keep from your potential lover! <3 it works!
Just spread it all over yourself down there and watch the look on his face.
Smiling he'll do!
That's scary!! Wtf kinda smell that you be hiding??
MeAn mAry

United States

#37 Jan 14, 2013
I heard that Kelly has also been known to use Dr. Sholle's oder eaters as pantie liners... What ever works huh?

“Have shovel will travel, ”

Since: Nov 12

Cold Ground Arkansas

#38 Jan 14, 2013
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked,'Harry, what's your problem?'

Harry answered,'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal:'What is 3 x 3?'
Harry:'9.'
Principal:'What is 6 x 6?'
Harry:'36.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her,'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade'

Ms. Brooks says to the principal,'Let me ask him some questions..'

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks,'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'

Harry, after a moment:'Legs.'

Ms. Brooks:'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied:'Pockets.'

Ms. Brooks:'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'

Harry:'Pants.'

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks:'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied 'Bubble gum.'

Ms. Brooks:'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'

Harry:'Shake hands .'

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks:'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'
Harry:
'Firetruck.'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.

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