Truck stops have a similar product-- devil dogs, they are called - hamburgers shaped like weenies. If u noticed a red stain on your sheet you could still claim a rightful title, this ofOk girls I sure you all can relate to this some way or another. I had plan of sleeping with this guy named Tyrone. But I didn't want to do it not knowing what to expect or anything you know?? So I wanted to play around a little some to get the feel of things. First I tried my finger but I'm a little chunky so all I could get was the tip to it! So that wasnt gonna work, so I thought well I'll just get a hot dog. Well I all I could find was a half eaten one but I grabbed it anyhow. It went in a little bit but I really couldn't feel anything plus it was cold and just didn't feel normal ya know? Anyways to make a long story short all I could find was hamburger meat!! Don't judge me either!! But I smashed it up and shaped it to look like a penis and fried it. It got done and was firm and black just like I was gonna get later I was so excited!! Cause one I can't cook nothing!! But I be dam that was a master piece!! It was hot and greasy and and i put it in and got carried aways and started ramming it hard and bam!! I think I pop my cherry! I was scared shtless!! So my question is, can i still count myself as a virgin?? Cause I still haven't done anything with Tyrone and I hope he doesn't notices a difference!! But I'm just wondering can I technically consider myself a virgin since it wasn't with a guy?
course is only true if you can guarantee that makeshift cherry pop pup was fully cooked.