“once was blind”

Since: Jul 10

now I see

#23 Oct 17, 2012
Ie chat wrote:
Ok girls I sure you all can relate to this some way or another. I had plan of sleeping with this guy named Tyrone. But I didn't want to do it not knowing what to expect or anything you know?? So I wanted to play around a little some to get the feel of things. First I tried my finger but I'm a little chunky so all I could get was the tip to it! So that wasnt gonna work, so I thought well I'll just get a hot dog. Well I all I could find was a half eaten one but I grabbed it anyhow. It went in a little bit but I really couldn't feel anything plus it was cold and just didn't feel normal ya know? Anyways to make a long story short all I could find was hamburger meat!! Don't judge me either!! But I smashed it up and shaped it to look like a penis and fried it. It got done and was firm and black just like I was gonna get later I was so excited!! Cause one I can't cook nothing!! But I be dam that was a master piece!! It was hot and greasy and and i put it in and got carried aways and started ramming it hard and bam!! I think I pop my cherry! I was scared shtless!! So my question is, can i still count myself as a virgin?? Cause I still haven't done anything with Tyrone and I hope he doesn't notices a difference!! But I'm just wondering can I technically consider myself a virgin since it wasn't with a guy?
Truck stops have a similar product-- devil dogs, they are called - hamburgers shaped like weenies. If u noticed a red stain on your sheet you could still claim a rightful title, this of
course is only true if you can guarantee that makeshift cherry pop pup was fully cooked.

“NSA”

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#24 Oct 18, 2012
the insight wrote:
<quoted text>
Truck stops have a similar product-- devil dogs, they are called - hamburgers shaped like weenies. If u noticed a red stain on your sheet you could still claim a rightful title, this of
course is only true if you can guarantee that makeshift cherry pop pup was fully cooked.
What you doing on my thread?? Wrong hood!! This ain't forest city!! The Insight?? HA!! We'll see!! Time to take this btch back over!!

Btch did you feel a tug, tickle your rug, Flick a bug, see a dck to hug?

Your only "insight" is hind sight! 
I stay in tha blind side, but shine in the spot light, I see ur puss in my cross hairs but can't see the hole! Just wait I know a pipe boy that likes em black as coal!
Calling all pipeliners azz boobs azz faces and one liners, all cinder blocks crow bars, c0kblocks and no liners. bring the drill, i brought the thrill, drill the hole, ill brought tha pole, time to frack the panties, so i can fck the troll! 
Imma Impregnate the insightful boastful flamer, just to end the prodigy child with a rusty coat hanger. 
Dr beady she needs tetanus shot, in the twott, wear a mitten, I got that muffin hot.

Ahahahahahaha insight lost sight of the fight tried to take off but fcked up fcked with me and missed her flight. 

No one can save you now ,no pill in any bottle, Hakuna Matata ain't saving notta!! Be a good btch and copy mr ass finger, fck face, hornet mouth but a bee stinger! 

Ugggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Morphing to the super her0, word play turns a 10 to a zer0, slicing words like tha z in zor0, the mask avenger is no contender, the huck wont buck, and azzwhoop is just azzfck he gave the bird cause black honeysuckers don't suck!

Now now, it's not personal its just falsely impersonal made controversial wrote to be private and just said to be commercial! 

I Splurge with words like pepto's pink power trys to turn runs to turds

A waste of time another wasted dime,
can't you count you unsightly btch that's 8 cents more than your two cents! As worthless as a snatch that can't earn rent, when a john is already pitching a tent. 

Bleh I need to bed lmfao

“once was blind”

Since: Jul 10

now I see

#26 Oct 18, 2012
b_rad_ wrote:
What you doing on my thread?? Wrong hood!! This ain't forest city!! The Insight?? HA!! We'll see!! Time to take this btch back over!!

Btch did you feel a tug, tickle your rug, Flick a bug, see a dck to hug?

Your only "insight" is hind sight!
I stay in tha blind side, but shine in the spot light, I see ur puss in my cross hairs but can't see the hole! Just wait I know a pipe boy that likes em black as coal!
Calling all pipeliners azz boobs azz faces and one liners, all cinder blocks crow bars, c0kblocks and no liners. bring the drill, i brought the thrill, drill the hole, ill brought tha pole, time to frack the panties, so i can fck the troll!
Imma Impregnate the insightful boastful flamer, just to end the prodigy child with a rusty coat hanger.
Dr beady she needs tetanus shot, in the twott, wear a mitten, I got that muffin hot.

Ahahahahahaha insight lost sight of the fight tried to take off but fcked up fcked with me and missed her flight.

No one can save you now ,no pill in any bottle, Hakuna Matata ain't saving notta!! Be a good btch and copy mr ass finger, fck face, hornet mouth but a bee stinger!

Ugggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Morphing to the super her0, word play turns a 10 to a zer0, slicing words like tha z in zor0, the mask avenger is no contender, the huck wont buck, and azzwhoop is just azzfck he gave the bird cause black honeysuckers don't suck!

Now now, it's not personal its just falsely impersonal made controversial wrote to be private and just said to be commercial!

I Splurge with words like pepto's pink power trys to turn runs to turds

A waste of time another wasted dime,
can't you count you unsightly btch that's 8 cents more than your two cents! As worthless as a snatch that can't earn rent, when a john is already pitching a tent.

Bleh I need to bed lmfao
sounds like you've been missing me.:) Did ya get all worked up? Why do you need an entire wrecking crew for lil ol' me? Two cents-- Well here's a bang for your buck... It's a bad economy, I'm a baller on a budget b!tch. Save money on the Bismal, you spewed it out the other end and it was dismal. No worries, zero, it's all good, I just hit your hood, because I could.

“NSA”

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#27 Oct 18, 2012
See that's all it was, a hello! Missed you poem:)
Proud Negro

Greenbrier, AR

#28 Oct 18, 2012
Ie chat wrote:
Ok girls I sure you all can relate to this some way or another. I had plan of sleeping with this guy named Tyrone. But I didn't want to do it not knowing what to expect or anything you know?? So I wanted to play around a little some to get the feel of things. First I tried my finger but I'm a little chunky so all I could get was the tip to it! So that wasnt gonna work, so I thought well I'll just get a hot dog. Well I all I could find was a half eaten one but I grabbed it anyhow. It went in a little bit but I really couldn't feel anything plus it was cold and just didn't feel normal ya know? Anyways to make a long story short all I could find was hamburger meat!! Don't judge me either!! But I smashed it up and shaped it to look like a penis and fried it. It got done and was firm and black just like I was gonna get later I was so excited!! Cause one I can't cook nothing!! But I be dam that was a master piece!! It was hot and greasy and and i put it in and got carried aways and started ramming it hard and bam!! I think I pop my cherry! I was scared shtless!! So my question is, can i still count myself as a virgin?? Cause I still haven't done anything with Tyrone and I hope he doesn't notices a difference!! But I'm just wondering can I technically consider myself a virgin since it wasn't with a guy?
If you really were a virgin, you the ugliest 10 year old Kneegress i ever saw Quit wasting good hamburger bitch.

“NSA”

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#29 Oct 18, 2012
Why do you care? It's not chicken!

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#30 Oct 18, 2012
Ie chat wrote:
Ok girls I sure you all can relate to this some way or another. I had plan of sleeping with this guy named Tyrone. But I didn't want to do it not knowing what to expect or anything you know?? So I wanted to play around a little some to get the feel of things. First I tried my finger but I'm a little chunky so all I could get was the tip to it! So that wasnt gonna work, so I thought well I'll just get a hot dog. Well I all I could find was a half eaten one but I grabbed it anyhow. It went in a little bit but I really couldn't feel anything plus it was cold and just didn't feel normal ya know? Anyways to make a long story short all I could find was hamburger meat!! Don't judge me either!! But I smashed it up and shaped it to look like a penis and fried it. It got done and was firm and black just like I was gonna get later I was so excited!! Cause one I can't cook nothing!! But I be dam that was a master piece!! It was hot and greasy and and i put it in and got carried aways and started ramming it hard and bam!! I think I pop my cherry! I was scared shtless!! So my question is, can i still count myself as a virgin?? Cause I still haven't done anything with Tyrone and I hope he doesn't notices a difference!! But I'm just wondering can I technically consider myself a virgin since it wasn't with a guy?
This does not surprise me at all, I can never look at beef the same!
just me

Jamaica Plain, MA

#31 Oct 19, 2012
Ie chat wrote:
We don't take Mexicans from Cali serious! Shew you illegal maggot!!
I'm not a Mexican and I'm not illegal but nice try. Y'all really need to get a life. Ur freaking nasty! Do y'all not have better things to do then get on this site and act like DA's and say stupid crap all the time?? Get a job and get off this sight acting a fool!!!

“NSA”

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#32 Oct 19, 2012
DA? I look like a District Attorney on here? Sweet! That's sooo the look I was going for! Hey SA, you no have a el smart phone? With my app I can just touch it, it pops open and I can say, DA? I look like a District Attorney on here? Sweet! That's sooo the look I was going for! Hey SA, you no have a el smart phone?....in like eh 30 seconds. Just simply impossible to do that at work huh?
Kelly LeFooka

United States

#33 Oct 19, 2012
b_rad_ wrote:
DA? I look like a District Attorney on here? Sweet! That's sooo the look I was going for! Hey SA, you no have a el smart phone? With my app I can just touch it, it pops open and I can say, DA? I look like a District Attorney on here? Sweet! That's sooo the look I was going for! Hey SA, you no have a el smart phone?....in like eh 30 seconds. Just simply impossible to do that at work huh?
I think she meant "dumb ass"...DA...get it???
Kelly LeFooka

United States

#34 Oct 19, 2012
Hey now b rad...she thinks that lechat is me!!! You best stop this charade dude!
I dont need the trouble right now damn it!

“NSA”

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#35 Oct 19, 2012
Sarcasim....get it??
Tyrone

Luxembourg

#36 Oct 19, 2012
DMT, Ice, MDPV, 4-FA, 6-APB, Hu-210, MDMA, LSD, 2C-I, AM-2201,4-MMC, JWH-018, Mephedrone, and many others for sale. Contact me at jeffgood40@yahoo.com
Kelly LeFooka

United States

#37 Oct 19, 2012
b_rad_ wrote:
Sarcasim....get it??
Hey b rad...look at this -----><><><- ---- cool huh?
dang

Searcy, AR

#38 Oct 19, 2012
I popped my cherry when I fell on my bicycle :( so sad a guy didn't get to do it so since it was already popped I experimented with the end of a tooth brush,and than moved on to the end of a hair brush. My therapist said I was still a virgin. Do o think you are good to go! O and my dog was the first to eat me out.true story
dang

Searcy, AR

#39 Oct 19, 2012
So I*

“NSA”

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#41 Oct 19, 2012
Kelly had a prune instead of a cherry.
just me

Hollywood, FL

#42 Oct 20, 2012
b_rad_ wrote:
DA? I look like a District Attorney on here? Sweet! That's sooo the look I was going for! Hey SA, you no have a el smart phone? With my app I can just touch it, it pops open and I can say, DA? I look like a District Attorney on here? Sweet! That's sooo the look I was going for! Hey SA, you no have a el smart phone?....in like eh 30 seconds. Just simply impossible to do that at work huh?
I don't know what ur problem is cuz I was clearly talking to that other person and not u but its whatever. DA stands for dumb a$$ since u don't know that! You ppl on here writing this stupid crap really need to get a life like seriously. I don't even see it funny 1 bit at all. This site is for finding out important information no getting on here and talking ignorant bs!!
Proud Negro

Bigelow, AR

#43 Oct 20, 2012
just me wrote:
<quoted text>
I don't know what ur problem is cuz I was clearly talking to that other person and not u but its whatever. DA stands for dumb a$$ since u don't know that! You ppl on here writing this stupid crap really need to get a life like seriously. I don't even see it funny 1 bit at all. This site is for finding out important information no getting on here and talking ignorant bs!!
I agree 100%. Damn bitch just wanted to know if she could lose her virginity using hamburger meat and people with no life (unlike you) didn't take her seriously and made a joke of it. You should be elected District Attorney.
just me

Quincy, MA

#44 Oct 20, 2012
Proud Negro wrote:
<quoted text>I agree 100%. Damn bitch just wanted to know if she could lose her virginity using hamburger meat and people with no life (unlike you) didn't take her seriously and made a joke of it. You should be elected District Attorney.
It's just pretty sad that these ppl(not u) have nothing better to do with their life than get on here and act a fool and say stupid crap. I mean if these ppl talk like this off of this site then they have serious problems and should get some medical help..straight up!!

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