Space Ranger Bob
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Dog Girl

United States

#2 Nov 8, 2012
Dog Girl says...grrrr, Woof Woof!
That means: Dont be a dummy! Join the "Space Ranger Bob" fan club!
Give your $CASH$ To www.honestkelly.com shhh dont tell your parents!
YUC YUC
Space Ranger Bobs New Car

United States

#3 Nov 8, 2012
Bobs November 7th voyage into OUTER SPACE might have been his last if it weren't for our good friends at "GREGG ORR CHEVROLET " of Searcy.
The friendly salesmen and staff at Gregg Orr Chevrolet put our friend Space Ranger Bob into a good used car for 0 money $ down and easy payments.
So take it from Bob..."Orr Chevrolet" is the place to buy your next used car.
Space Ranger Bob

United States

#4 Nov 8, 2012
Bobs 1998 Ford Contour "SuperSpace Ship conversion kit space craft" has definetly seen its last days of service.
Bob's brush with death during on his Nov. 7th flight to the Moon and beyond, made him realize it was time for a change. There were way to many close calls and mechanical difficulties to continue flying his Ford into Outer Space.
Thats when he decided visit his friends at Orr Chevrolet.....*** I gotta go!
I cant be late for work! The Sonic Chicken Sandwich maker MUST SAVE THE WORLD FROM HUNGER!!!!!
Space Ranger Bob

United States

#5 Nov 8, 2012
Im sitting on the toilet wasting time. My boss, Mr. Clueless cares less about burgers and chicken sandwiches and more about whats under my pants!
Men are idiots. Oo...I hear the cleaning room door closing. That means old pervert dumbasd will be peeking thru these holes in the ceiling tiles...
Ahhhhh I gotta go!
Space Ranger Bob

United States

#6 Nov 8, 2012
How does this make any sence? The same person waiting on customers is seen dragging a mop and bucket outside to pour filthy water down the storm drain?!
Oh yea!!! Look at that dirty scrub girl! I want to eat the sandwiches she serves! God if they only knew that I'm the one who worked on them sammies!;)))
Capt Pluto

United States

#7 Nov 8, 2012
If anyone else besides me is reading this crap...thanks for nothing. Is this thread really that bad? Where are the assholes? Where is anyone? Come on now Searcy!!! I've been here going on 2 years!!! In all that time I haven't ever gotten the attention I deserve. Am I boring?...SOMEONE...IN THE NAME OF HEAVEN AND EARTH!!!!!!! TELL ME WHY YOU GUYS!!!!! IGNORE ME!

Ahhhh ughh ;.(...
Kelly Finney

United States

#8 Nov 8, 2012
Oh yeaaa...everybody.loves b rad! He's so cool and funny, smart and witty.
Im sick of it! He makes me sick! Him and his fancy talk ughhh.

I know you're reading this b rad...you bastard! If I ever catch you alone walking or something...I'll put you in a headlock...body slam you to the ground and smack you silly!))))

Since: Aug 12

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#9 Nov 8, 2012
How would you know him if you see him?
Kelly Finney

United States

#10 Nov 8, 2012
Imsoevil wrote:
How would you know him if you see him?
He gave me a pic. It took a little software imagination ...skill and resilience but the end result was very satisfactory. A composite would show a likeness. What I have is a computer generated characteristics identification of our pal b rad. I removed the background of the altered pic...and the rest was hack 101- basic elementary detective work.
Kelly Finney

United States

#11 Nov 8, 2012
...sorry! I would recognize him.

Since: Aug 12

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#12 Nov 8, 2012
Very nice

“NSA”

Since: Jul 10

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#13 Nov 8, 2012
She don't have space bob sht!! And dam sure don't possess the intellect to do any of the dribble she drools out her mouth and down her chin. she couldn't hack a hacky sack. Prolly takes her a fckin hour to figure out if she stands or sit to pizz. And embarrassment to all the professions she claims she can do. The lame whack job, can't even keep her own attention not to mention anyone's else.

“NSA”

Since: Jul 10

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#15 Nov 8, 2012
Well well fuzzy zipper gallops to the rescue for a pep talk! Whoaaa mule!! The Milwaukee beast wants to play dr Phil! Being a contestant on the Maury show doesn't make you an expert on....eh maybe it does! Carry on!!

“NSA”

Since: Jul 10

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#16 Nov 8, 2012
Oh ps! She says she hates ur guts!! Lol can show screen shot if ya like...yuc yuc

“Doodle doo”

Since: Aug 12

Melbourne Australia

#17 Nov 8, 2012
6fuss_zicke wrote:
seriously? i love you kelly...dont listen to that d0uchebag! you keep my attention ;) i read ur sh1t all the time still. hell its the only thing worth readin anymore in this sh!t hole!
6 ft we may of had opposing views on certain topics but on thing stands clear. b rad is mean to you and me! I,ll reach out to you.

“NSA”

Since: Jul 10

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#18 Nov 8, 2012
What her!! She reach out and choke you!! I'm not mean to 6ft!! We just fuss! She interesting!

“NSA”

Since: Jul 10

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#20 Nov 8, 2012
Yes she pokes with an electric prod! I think it's one of her sexual toys o_O

“Doodle doo”

Since: Aug 12

Melbourne Australia

#22 Nov 8, 2012
6fuss_zicke wrote:
lmfao! the difference is i encourage his meanness ;) no need to reach out...no telling what you'd pull back in.
Do what? Nevermind the masochism 6ft...are you going to help me or not.

“NSA”

Since: Jul 10

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#23 Nov 8, 2012
Masochism??? Lmfao love that vocab...talking bout my fancy talk!! Pfftt!

“NSA”

Since: Jul 10

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#25 Nov 8, 2012
Fuzzy nipple, I just play hard to her with you,)

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