Anyone got any liquor they'll sell me?

Anyone got any liquor they'll sell me?

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Since: Jul 12

Sherwood, AR

#1 Jul 9, 2012
I need a drink and can't drive to the liquor store?
Porters

Quitman, AR

#2 Jul 10, 2012
Walk or hitchhike.
Jimminy Clampet

Monroe, LA

#3 Jul 10, 2012
I got some crawfish and okra infused corn whiskey. It's my own secret blend I've been working to perfect since 1987 and I think I finally got it just right. This stuff's better than bacon vodka any day of the week (although bacon vodka does make a mighty fine breakfast) Meet me at Riverside park @ the first lookout at exactly 9:59 p.m. Bring cash (I prefer 1's cuz ain't no stripper worth a fiver unless we're gonna get hitched) Only 2 things in this world I'm good at.... making white light'nin and Makin It Rain!
Early

Monroe, LA

#4 Jul 10, 2012
I'll take 6 pints
stacey

Haslet, TX

#5 Jul 10, 2012
Grow up and act your age
Early

Monroe, LA

#6 Jul 10, 2012
Shut up Stacey no one cares.
Old Army

Quitman, AR

#7 Jul 10, 2012
octophant wrote:
I need a drink and can't drive to the liquor store?
I'll drive you to the liquor store if you buy my beer for my gas and trouble.
I do

Haslet, TX

#8 Jul 10, 2012
I do!
waffle house azzkikr

United States

#9 Jul 10, 2012
How bout an azz whupping?? I got one of them I can dole out to you if you like bygod.

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