Messy Backdoor Accident!!!

Messy Backdoor Accident!!!

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Kelly in Black

Lockhart, TX

#1 Feb 4, 2013
So if you fine people of searcy read my article on being tossed around like the super bowl football at the Super Bowl party then you have a clue what THIS IS ABOUt!! If not then go read it. TO THE POINT DOg GIrl YELLs MASTER!! YUC!! Ok SerIOusly!! A few of the young guys broke in my "BACK DOOR! Well during a "burglary" you can't help it WHEN THE SH¡T HITS THE FAN you know! YUC! But the has never happened before cause I get my back door kicked in all the time!! I never pooped on a guy before! You think they will understand that is just some THAT HAPPENS FROM TIMe TO tIMe?? I just don't won't to get a bad NAMe around town! It just slipped on out!! And OOOOOOHHHH you INSIGHT!! You better not give me no SH!t over this!! YUC OOop!! Welp I gotta go!! Master WANTs something kinky he just got out the peanut butter and whistles!! YaaaaaHOOOO!!!

Since: Nov 12

United States

#2 Feb 4, 2013
Nurp!!! Not yet!
I have NERVES OF STEEL. BRING IT ON BABY!!!
GIVE IT TO ME....WADDA FOOL...AHH HAHAHA

“once was blind”

Since: Jul 10

now I see

#3 Feb 4, 2013
Round two? Didn't we already do this?

Since: Nov 12

United States

#4 Feb 4, 2013
the insight wrote:
Round two? Didn't we already do this?
Yea...it was deleted. Lets hear more about them Truckers!!!
6 foot biotch

United States

#5 Feb 4, 2013
I had a similar accident, well I did it in purpose cause I like it really kinky! I was soooo wet it was like I was making mud pie back there!

“once was blind”

Since: Jul 10

now I see

#6 Feb 4, 2013
This is quickly turning into a Team America gag.

“once was blind”

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#7 Feb 4, 2013
b_rady_ wrote:
<quoted text>Yea...it was deleted. Lets hear more about them Truckers!!!
I am busy attacking clowns in Norwood, MA., on the thread Doink rules, you should try it. It's fun.
turd burglar

United States

#8 Feb 4, 2013
I want in on the action!

“once was blind”

Since: Jul 10

now I see

#9 Feb 4, 2013
That bozo in Maine says he rules topix.

“NSA”

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#10 Feb 5, 2013
It's a Yankee! What cha expect??

Since: Nov 12

United States

#11 Feb 5, 2013
b_rad_ wrote:
It's a Yankee! What cha expect??
I'll Yankee Doodle you b rad! Lets go and play DUNK THE CLOWN!
...YOU BE THE CLOWN! I NEVER MISS WITH MY 30.06... BOOM@#%&&$$#@"
GOT UM!

“NSA”

Since: Jul 10

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#12 Feb 5, 2013
Ur lil punk azz couldn't handle a 30.06

“NSA”

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#13 Feb 5, 2013
You already put one eye out with ur red rider!

“Have shovel will travel, ”

Since: Nov 12

Cold Ground Arkansas

#14 Feb 5, 2013
insight all I can say is they be some messed up people......kinda scary.

“once was blind”

Since: Jul 10

now I see

#15 Feb 5, 2013
Grave Digger62 wrote:
insight all I can say is they be some messed up people......kinda scary.
One guy, everyone else a brain washed clone-clown worshipping him. It freaks me out I tell ya. Anyone that's wants to visit feel free.

“Have shovel will travel, ”

Since: Nov 12

Cold Ground Arkansas

#16 Feb 6, 2013
the insight wrote:
That bozo in Maine says he rules topix.
Did some checking it is not Maine but Massachusetts. I started messing with them on the chem trails lol.

“once was blind”

Since: Jul 10

now I see

#17 Feb 6, 2013
Grave Digger62 wrote:
<quoted text>Did some checking it is not Maine but Massachusetts. I started messing with them on the chem trails lol.
LMAO. Fabulousness.

“once was blind”

Since: Jul 10

now I see

#18 Feb 6, 2013
Kelly has given the clowns an engraved invite. Now all we have to do is get the transgendered from FC two years ago to visit and by Mid Feb., we can have a Valentines Day massacre.

“ phd in clinical ignorance”

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#19 Feb 6, 2013
this reminds me of a story. ...

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