ULPA this is for you my little friend.

ULPA this is for you my little friend.

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“Have shovel will travel, ”

Since: Nov 12

Cold Ground Arkansas

#1 Jan 23, 2013
Well I found myself downtown Jonesboro at the police department today how embarrassing. I was involved in an accident that turned into a fist fight in the middle of the parking lot of the Turtle creek mall. Anyone that knows me knows that I am not one for violence but today my humor got me into trouble, in my defense I did not through the first punch or return any punches, because I really felt bad the way the whole thing got started. Anyway I sat in the station for a good three hours while the officers were making out the reports. The officer was surprised that a fender bender turned into a fist fight, so he asked me,“How did the fight start?”
So I told him,“Officer, this is how the fight started....
I rear-ended the car in front of me, I admit that, it was my fault.
So, we both pull over to the side of the Turtle Creek Mall parking lot, and slowly the driver of the car I hit gets out of his car...and you know how you just-get-soooo-stressed...and life...sometimes, life seems like...um, suddenly funny?
Well, the driver of the car I hit is a DWARF! He gets out of his car and I get out of my car.
He is frowning and scowling and he storms over to me. Right up close at me he looks up in my face and says,‘I AM NOT HAPPY!'
And I don't know what possessed me, officer, but I look down at him and I said,’ Well if you're not Happy, which one are you?'
......and that's when the fight started.
Hahaha little feller.

Jonesboro, AR

#2 Jan 23, 2013
Real f'n funny hump back.

Jonesboro, AR

#4 Jan 23, 2013
Oh yeah I am just rollin in the floor over this one you insensitive bastard it's people like you that make me want to be cremated when I die so go about your dig dig dig as you put it. I tell my children about people like you. People like you should be embarrassed. My wife and I were out with our two children who happen to be regular size, Jim who is 20 and Lyda 19 and dumb asses like you walk up to us and ask Jim and Lyda how old there children are.....Idiots oh you people make me so.....PISSED!!

Jonesboro, AR

#6 Jan 23, 2013
Kelly L Finney wrote:
Man...You one ANGRY DWARF!
Oh you think, you just don't understand and wait till someone uses that T word that links us in as living under bridges and eating little kids when they cross. Or the f'ckn chocolate factory things and if I hear "we represent the lollypop guild" one more time I am personally kicking someone's ass down the little yellow brick road. UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGH

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