All my life I have been a kiss ass crony , I know nothing else ,
I kissed ass for living, I talk fast too so people think I am smart. I failed as an Attorney then failed as a Judge now I am failing as a supervisor , but all the people whose ass I have kissed for so many years won't let me go , plus I have too many mindless Cronies of my own who get me votes every time , they won't let me go now either
They will be nothing without these patronage jobs I have given them so
I am doing the best I can to fool all the people all the time ,cause my life is based on
Fooling people, taking their tax money giving myself a raise hiring my enemies to work for the town just to shut them up , I hope I can keep this gig up for ever.