Longtime GOP Texas Gov. Perry wins an...

Longtime GOP Texas Gov. Perry wins another term

There are 24635 comments on the El Paso Times story from Nov 2, 2010, titled Longtime GOP Texas Gov. Perry wins another term. In it, El Paso Times reports that:

Republican Gov. Rick Perry has defeated Democrat Bill White to win a third four-year term as Texas governor.

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Janie

Tampa, FL

#24174 Jul 30, 2014
Gasman wrote:
David 'Davy" Crockett was known for his loud farts during the battle of the Alamo....
That is WHY we won. Davy was a good'ol guy! Gotta clean house and do laundry today. Keep up the fart jokes. I share them with my grandchildren. You have many fans now. Jake my youngest loves fart jokes.
Gasman

Houston, TX

#24175 Jul 30, 2014
It Japan, it is considered a great honor if you release a fart and blame the Emperor....
Imperial Chicano

Mountain View, CA

#24176 Jul 30, 2014
Truth is might wrote:
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Well, thank GOD. No one in my family is a slutty Mexican so, what's your point?
So you all are just a bunch of slutty white snatches? Works for me
Janie

Tampa, FL

#24177 Jul 30, 2014
Truth is might wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, thank GOD. No one in my family is a slutty Mexican so, what's your point?
. Be nice to my Mexican niece and nephew are I am coming down to kick your are. Courtney will be the first Mexican Dairy Festival Queen. I noticed Grover Sellers daughter made Queen. It must be a political WHITE position. Beauty comes in all races. You should see my beautiful family here in Tampa. Hate means you are going to hell with John. Lol
Imperial Chicano

Mountain View, CA

#24178 Jul 30, 2014
Janie wrote:
<quoted text>That is WHY we won. Davy was a good'ol guy! Gotta clean house and do laundry today. Keep up the fart jokes. I share them with my grandchildren. You have many fans now. Jake my youngest loves fart jokes.
Crockett begged for his life and mercy before he committed suicide. Get your facts straight chica!
Janie

Tampa, FL

#24179 Jul 30, 2014
Gasman wrote:
If you were to release a fart at a party, do it in the kitchen and blame the smell on the crab cakes....
My BFis from Baltimore....but he hates crab. I am saving your jokes for Jake. He appreciates a good fart joke.
Gasman

Houston, TX

#24180 Jul 30, 2014
I hate to waste a good fart while on the john.....
Gasman

Houston, TX

#24181 Jul 30, 2014
The Mexican Army begged Crockett for mercy to NOT release the last farts he had...
Frank Gray

El Paso, TX

#24182 Jul 30, 2014
Truth is might wrote:
<quoted text>
AND ... some fools think that they can dismiss points by correcting our spelling.
Correct this ... EATSHIT
You may be a woman but you're sure no lady. I wouldn't eat crab cakes with that mouth, although I might eat a tuna melt in a pinch with it.

Since: Feb 13

North Richland Hills, TX

#24183 Jul 30, 2014
Gasman wrote:
The Mexican Army begged Crockett for mercy to NOT release the last farts he had...
'I didn't see a "gasman" at the Alamo. The smeller's the feller, right?

Since: Feb 13

North Richland Hills, TX

#24184 Jul 30, 2014
Gasman wrote:
The Mexican Army begged Crockett for mercy to NOT release the last farts he had...
The Mexican army begged for mercy, after they were defeated while your general Santa Anna was busy screwing a hore. Dumb Mexicans, can't quit screwing long enough to fight.
Hey, did you Mexicans invent Viagra? Most people know to tone it down, in later years. Not Mexicans, though. Gotta keep doing it, even under false pretenses.

So, if I lured all Mexicans t a whorehouse, then put a cage on them ... would be really easy.
But, what do I do with them next?
Janie

Tampa, FL

#24185 Jul 30, 2014
Responsibility wrote:
<quoted text>
From your comments I could guess the texan part and the white part but interesting that you are a woman? Hmmmmm?
. Janie really wants to know this. I am totally white by my famly tree.......butmy family now has Cuban, puerto Rican.....SKorean.......Mexica n nieces and nephews. My daughter has Greek grandchildren. The Greek Mafia lives here. Google Tarpon Springe........the most concentrated Greek 's in America live here. I dearly love my multi -cultural family. Theyare my real family.......and not them dorks I am r/t in SS. Somebody here said I had "daddy issues"......... my dad was "mentally challanged". And he did the best he could at the time. He died when I was 18 already married with a child of my own. He was a kind man.....but I'll equipped to raiseme and my brother Bill after Boles Home. I have always taken in stray children. I talk to some of them on FB now. I raised 3 bio children as well.as two stepsons. I care for my grandchildren now. I am doing all I can for the immigrant children we have in Pasco County. All you can do is your very best to HELP. God would want it that way.
hector montes

El Paso, TX

#24186 Jul 30, 2014
Frank Gray wrote:
<quoted text>
You may be a woman but you're sure no lady. I wouldn't eat crab cakes with that mouth, although I might eat a tuna melt in a pinch with it.
Stfu you mexicant beaner

Since: Feb 13

North Richland Hills, TX

#24187 Jul 30, 2014
Frank Gray wrote:
<quoted text>
You may be a woman but you're sure no lady. I wouldn't eat crab cakes with that mouth, although I might eat a tuna melt in a pinch with it.
Lol, your loss. Not that you'd stand a chance, anyway. Mexicans and wimpy whites do nothing for me. Nope, you wouldn't make it. So, no worry that you don't like my English. You won't get anywhere near it.You can't have a white woman, unless we don't want her.
I saw this fat Mexican woman today, you might like her. Want me to hook you two up?
I mean, if you're a Mexican, what you want is another Mexican - right?
Janie

Tampa, FL

#24188 Jul 30, 2014
Gasman wrote:
I hate to waste a good fart while on the john.....
. We had outdoor toilets and camber pots in my SS days. Going to the orphanage was a luxury. Toilets and bathtubs. We got poor after the Civil War. Those damn yanks took away our free help.

Since: Feb 13

North Richland Hills, TX

#24190 Jul 30, 2014
Janie wrote:
<quoted text>. Janie really wants to know this. I am totally white by my famly tree.......butmy family now has Cuban, puerto Rican.....SKorean.......Mexica n nieces and nephews. My daughter has Greek grandchildren. The Greek Mafia lives here. Google Tarpon Springe........the most concentrated Greek 's in America live here. I dearly love my multi -cultural family. Theyare my real family.......and not them dorks I am r/t in SS. Somebody here said I had "daddy issues"......... my dad was "mentally challanged". And he did the best he could at the time. He died when I was 18 already married with a child of my own. He was a kind man.....but I'll equipped to raiseme and my brother Bill after Boles Home. I have always taken in stray children. I talk to some of them on FB now. I raised 3 bio children as well.as two stepsons. I care for my grandchildren now. I am doing all I can for the immigrant children we have in Pasco County. All you can do is your very best to HELP. God would want it that way.
Janie, you need to help send those children back home. According to the bible, we are supposed to help the sojourners. In Hebrew, Sojourners means temporary visitors.
Immigrants are supposed to be temporary visitors, not permanent residents. We are to help them while they are here, not bring them in permanently.
We will help them at the border, not beyond. God punishes those who do not dispell temporary visitors, as they corrupt the Godful culture of the nation.
Janie

Tampa, FL

#24191 Jul 30, 2014
Truth is might wrote:
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Janie, you need to help send those children back home. According to the bible, we are supposed to help the sojourners. In Hebrew, Sojourners means temporary visitors.
Immigrants are supposed to be temporary visitors, not permanent residents. We are to help them while they are here, not bring them in permanently.
We will help them at the border, not beyond. God punishes those who do not dispell temporary visitors, as they corrupt the Godful culture of the nation.
. I guess I feel like a temporary visitor to my hometown. I guess I identify with the immigrant children. My lifecame out great and I am happy I was not raised with the religious intolerance of my family. My familys were the first there. You can read about them in Texas History per google. It is a good thing and a bad thing for me. I am more tolerant of other races and sexual orientation of others. If I really go to HELL.........it will be great to meet my large family there. Just sayin'. Because I can......
I am retired now and say exactly WTF I think. Now.......WTH were you thinkin' by voting John in as mayor. The pothole king of SS.......and a pathological liar!!!!!!!!
Janie

Tampa, FL

#24192 Jul 30, 2014
Truth is might wrote:
<quoted text>'I didn't see a "gasman" at the Alamo. The smeller's the feller, right?
you are a man....IMHO!!!!!! I wish you guys would state your sex. I don't have time for nurse diagnosing these days. Gasman is definately male. John......well the jury is out on that one. Lol. I will do anything to get out of housework. Maybe it is time to contract it out. The grandchildren wear me out these days. Thanks guys for listenining to me trash john online........he deserves it.
Joe

El Paso, TX

#24193 Jul 30, 2014
Janie wrote:
<quoted text>you are a man....IMHO!!!!!! I wish you guys would state your sex. I don't have time for nurse diagnosing these days. Gasman is definately male. John......well the jury is out on that one. Lol. I will do anything to get out of housework. Maybe it is time to contract it out. The grandchildren wear me out these days. Thanks guys for listenining to me trash john online........he deserves it.
There are way too many unemployed transtesticles on these forums. Reader beware!
Gasman

Houston, TX

#24194 Jul 30, 2014
Truth is might wrote:
<quoted text>'I didn't see a "gasman" at the Alamo. The smeller's the feller, right?
Did you watch the John Wayne version or the Billy Bob Thornton one...Davy was a known farter....use to sneak out over fence late at night and eat beans with the Mexican soldiers...they would fart for hours....

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