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[BIG_STEVIE]

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that ugly s.o.b. outta here! It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued!"

The guy says, "No, no, no, it's a tame alligator! I'll prove it to you!"

He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then, he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open and, after about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"

The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yeah, I'd like to try it, but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

[wtf]

obamatized wrote:

i agree with you whitehair rand paul has me proud i voted for him, just like mitch mcconnel has made me proud i voted for him as well

You like the gay types.

[jdohe]

So, need to attack people who like gay people? Ok, attack me. I purely love the ones I know, especially males who're gay. Easy to be around. to lunch with. to get beneficial answers about my clothing. to have honest DISCUSSIONS with. Wow, how I love their logic.

[whitehair]

Like WTF,do any of them believe in the BIBLE?Have any religion at all?

Or,do they just indulge in self gratification?

[Clock]

BIG_STEVIE wrote:

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that ugly s.o.b. outta here! It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued!"
The guy says, "No, no, no, it's a tame alligator! I'll prove it to you!"
He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then, he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open and, after about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"
The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yeah, I'd like to try it, but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

LMAO! That's a GOOD ONE! I like that.

[Clock]

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me. They're cramming for their FINAL EXAM.

[obamatized]

you know why people cry at funerals, they are afraid they are gonna be next

[crazyru]

obamatized wrote:

you know why people cry at funerals, they are afraid they are gonna be next

wow and a comedian too!

[BIG_STEVIE]

Clock wrote:

<quoted text> LMAO! That's a GOOD ONE! I like that.

Thank you very much, and I'm glad you enjoyed it. Have a great day, my friend!

[Freak]

BIG_STEVIE wrote:

<quoted text>Thank you very much, and I'm glad you enjoyed it. Have a great day, my friend!

Good one! Loved it!

[Uncle Tab]

From another board.... This explains the typical racist republican teabaggie agenda.

Nothing but trash!!

American Lady wrote:

COPIED from another poster:
I know, I know, I bad!
*A LITTLE WISDOM……………….*
On February 29th of last year Davy Jones, lead singer for the 60’s pop group the Monkeys passed away. The following morning headlines in the Washington Post read *LEAD MONKEE DEAD.*It took the secret service several hours to get Joe Biden to calm down and stop running around the white house yelling,“I’m the President!”
...
;0)

[whitehair]

Uncle Tab wrote:

From another board.... This explains the typical racist republican teabaggie agenda.
Nothing but trash!!
<quoted text>

Your mistake-it explains your own lack of understanding of what racism means.It is when you continue to try to divide this Country and the people as your leaders is doing.You should stop practice-ing what you call it!!!

[wtf]

whitehair wrote:

<quoted text>
Your mistake-it explains your own lack of understanding of what racism means.It is when you continue to try to divide this Country and the people as your leaders is doing.You should stop practice-ing what you call it!!!

You are the one still protesting your Election losses instead of getting behind the President of the United States you gd Hypocrite.

[whitehair]

wtf wrote:

<quoted text>You are the one still protesting your Election losses instead of getting behind the President of the United States you gd Hypocrite.

Sorry,don`t care much for the election results or for the person running for office if his/her ideology is to fundamentally change our Country.This time it was so stated and you were somewhere behind the door again to get the message.

Time for lunch,have to go fix same.

[wtf]

whitehair wrote:

<quoted text>
Sorry,don`t care much for the election results or for the person running for office if his/her ideology is to fundamentally change our Country.This time it was so stated and you were somewhere behind the door again to get the message.
Time for lunch,have to go fix same.

That is why you are such a Hypocrite, if your candidate does not win then you do not support the Winner. You sorry pos just leave America, we do not need you Stupid.

[obamatized]

i see ole ashley dudd is just like all other leftwingwhackadoodles, just another terrorist loving obama asskisser

[Waiyusotan]

obamatized wrote:

i see ole ashley dudd is just like all other leftwingwhackadoodles, just another terrorist loving obama asskisser

She is way better than what we have now! I think she will stand up for our needs here in Ky. Someone needs to.

[ima]

wtf wrote:

<quoted text>You are the one still protesting your Election losses instead of getting behind the President of the United States you gd Hypocrite.

who can stand behind anyone who lies about everything TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE? including his birth? and who has caused DIVISION AMONGST THE CITIZENS? I know, I know THE DEMOCRATS!

[obamatized]

ashley dudd is only worried about appeasing the obozoclown

[rev sullivan]

whitehair wrote:

<quoted text>
Sorry,don`t care much for the election results or for the person running for office if his/her ideology is to fundamentally change our Country.This time it was so stated and you were somewhere behind the door again to get the message.
Time for lunch,have to go fix same.

Please brother Whitey, stand up and testify about these ideologies that are causing these fundamental changes! And why "the person" is someone you don't care much for. Amen!