Red Lantern Enterprises

Since: Jun 12

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#61 Aug 21, 2013
Hey guys
I can't remember my password for the corporate email. I know it has to contain a capital letter, 2 numbers, a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell, a gang sign, a hieroglyph and two shakes of tonic. Does anyone remember my password?

“Dark Bike Riding”

Since: Jan 13

Pedaling Against Crime

#62 Aug 21, 2013
You guys want to talk about cycling, you forgot all about the THE DARK BIKE! I've been pedaling against crime since early February. Best exercise I ever had. Don't try to race those Menonite buggies though, they're faster then they look.
Just for the record, I'll not shave my legs either. After all the static I've given Clark over his red tights, he'd never let me live it down.

Since: Jul 13

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#63 Aug 21, 2013
Bicycle Batman wrote:
You guys want to talk about cycling, you forgot all about the THE DARK BIKE! I've been pedaling against crime since early February. Best exercise I ever had. Don't try to race those Menonite buggies though, they're faster then they look.
Just for the record, I'll not shave my legs either. After all the static I've given Clark over his red tights, he'd never let me live it down.
I hear those Menonite buggies start shooting darts out of the wheels if you try to overtake them. Something about the Menonite Mafia (Lancaster Levi?)

Since: Jul 13

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#64 Aug 21, 2013
Miss E Font wrote:
Hey guys
I can't remember my password for the corporate email. I know it has to contain a capital letter, 2 numbers, a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell, a gang sign, a hieroglyph and two shakes of tonic. Does anyone remember my password?
Ok, here's how you get your password reset:

1. Close your eyes
2. Fumble for the any key
3. Start typing
4. Play Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise" backwards for the next three characters
5. Take the fourth letter in "spelt" when spelt backwards, and insert into the third place in your new password
6. See Rod for the Tonic portion of your password.

So glad we got rid of that UNIX server. Could hack that thing with my...well....you know.

“Your life is what you make it.”

Since: Aug 13

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#65 Aug 21, 2013
Does Your Meat Loaf wrote:
<quoted text>I can see Paradise by the Lantern's light....ain't no doubt about it, we were doubly blessed...
doubly blessed, we were barely 17 and we were barely dressed...

“Your life is what you make it.”

Since: Aug 13

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#66 Aug 21, 2013
BlindSquirrelMoment wrote:
<quoted text>Ok, here's how you get your password reset:
1. Close your eyes
2. Fumble for the any key
3. Start typing
4. Play Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise" backwards for the next three characters
5. Take the fourth letter in "spelt" when spelt backwards, and insert into the third place in your new password
6. See Rod for the Tonic portion of your password.
So glad we got rid of that UNIX server. Could hack that thing with my...well....you know.
Baahaaa, you are too funny squirrel!!!

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#67 Aug 21, 2013
BlindSquirrelMoment wrote:
<quoted text>Ok, here's how you get your password reset:

1. Close your eyes
2. Fumble for the any key
3. Start typing
4. Play Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise" backwards for the next three characters
5. Take the fourth letter in "spelt" when spelt backwards, and insert into the third place in your new password
6. See Rod for the Tonic portion of your password.

So glad we got rid of that UNIX server. Could hack that thing with my...well....you know.
"Any" key?
I see "ctrl". I see "esc" but I don't see an "any" key?

Since: Jun 12

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#68 Aug 21, 2013
HoneyBear1 wrote:
<quoted text>doubly blessed, we were barely 17 and we were barely dressed...
Now I'm praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you-----

“Your life is what you make it.”

Since: Aug 13

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#69 Aug 21, 2013
Miss E Font wrote:
<quoted text>
Now I'm praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you-----
"Do ya love me? Will you love me forever??"

“Your life is what you make it.”

Since: Aug 13

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#70 Aug 21, 2013
"Do ya need me, will ya never leave me, will ya make me so happy for the rest of my life, will you take me away, will ya make me your wife."

"I couldn't it take anymore, lord I was crazy, when the feeling came upon me like a tidal wave, I started prayin to my God and on my mother's grave that I would love you till the end of time."

Since: Jun 12

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#71 Aug 21, 2013
Oh crap! I've lost my other shoe again

“Your life is what you make it.”

Since: Aug 13

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#72 Aug 21, 2013
Miss E Font wrote:
Oh crap! I've lost my other shoe again
I hate when that happens, check with the cat.. He steals mine all the time. And my watch, lighter (out of my purse), and socks..

Since: Jul 13

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#73 Aug 21, 2013
So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
Cause If I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I could really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
BUT GOD ONLY KNOWS I COULD DO IT RIGHT NOW!
Praying for the end of time its all that I can do (hoo-hoooooo)
Praying for the end of time so I can end. My. Time. With. Youuuuu.

(It was long ago and it was far away and it was so much better than it is today.....)

Since: Jul 13

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#74 Aug 21, 2013
I used to have a dog that did that with shoes and the occasional t shirt. I'd be looking around going "Sally? Where's my shirt?" I'd hear this thump-thump-thump....and she'd be lying in her bed, wagging her tail, with my shoe between her paws and the shirt underneath her hanging over the edge of the bed.

She was a sweet girl.:)

Since: Jul 13

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#75 Aug 21, 2013
Miss E Font wrote:
<quoted text>
"Any" key?
I see "ctrl". I see "esc" but I don't see an "any" key?
LOVED that Homer Simpson wav file. Hilarious!

“Your life is what you make it.”

Since: Aug 13

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#76 Aug 21, 2013
Lantern_Rouge wrote:
So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
Cause If I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I could really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
BUT GOD ONLY KNOWS I COULD DO IT RIGHT NOW!
Praying for the end of time its all that I can do (hoo-hoooooo)
Praying for the end of time so I can end. My. Time. With. Youuuuu.
(It was long ago and it was far away and it was so much better than it is today.....)
Strike up the band, I am ready to sing and dance.

“old body young minded”

Since: Jul 13

SWINGERS nursing home

#77 Aug 24, 2013
I was just sitting here on the toilet, scrolling on my ipod, and I noticed this topix.
Can a 97 year old woman get a job at the Red Lantern Enterprise?
Does Primate work there?
Uh, Did General Patton take Paris yet?
Do any of you shop on the black market?
Oh, sorry, I had a flash back, any way I would love to be in this growing business, what ever you do here.
Could someone call the orderly and tell him I am stuck in the toilet please.....

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#78 Aug 24, 2013
Ole Ladie Sadie wrote:
I was just sitting here on the toilet, scrolling on my ipod, and I noticed this topix.
Can a 97 year old woman get a job at the Red Lantern Enterprise?
Does Primate work there?
Uh, Did General Patton take Paris yet?
Do any of you shop on the black market?
Oh, sorry, I had a flash back, any way I would love to be in this growing business, what ever you do here.
Could someone call the orderly and tell him I am stuck in the toilet please.....
Do you need me to bring by some Metamucil ?

“Your life is what you make it.”

Since: Aug 13

Location hidden

#79 Aug 24, 2013
Miss E, she is stuck IN the toilet, may wanna bring some cooking spray.. I have some in my pic a nic basket, you know where it is.. Happy spraying.
hedgewitch

Cub Run, KY

#80 Aug 24, 2013
Ole Ladie Sadie wrote:
I was just sitting here on the toilet, scrolling on my ipod, and I noticed this topix.
Can a 97 year old woman get a job at the Red Lantern Enterprise?
Does Primate work there?
Uh, Did General Patton take Paris yet?
Do any of you shop on the black market?
Oh, sorry, I had a flash back, any way I would love to be in this growing business, what ever you do here.
Could someone call the orderly and tell him I am stuck in the toilet please.....
Mis Sadie this is ganny id be happy if youd help me in the chaities dept. But no scimming off the top ok. Nice to meet you.

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