Red Lantern Enterprises
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Since: Jul 13

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#1 Aug 19, 2013
In a hostile takeover in what was the shortest public offering in Wall Street history, Red Lantern Enterprises has acquired Jailhouse Incorporated in a full scale stock buyout. JC, the chairman of the board on the former Jailhouse Inc., will retain his position, while LR will remain on as the CMO (chief marketing officer).

Also, effective today, Rod Cod the 2nd will assume the role of corporate communications.

Miss Font will assume the role of Director of Global Acquisitions.

Footnote: Red Lantern Enterprises is a multi-national corporation, with locations in 42 countries across the globe. Red Lantern Enterprises trades on the NASDAQ under stock ticker symbol TOPMOD. For prospectus and annual earnings reports, please contact our Corporate Communications department. Please be sure to include the words "VOTE DRY" on a 3x5 index card enclosed with your request.

Since: Jun 12

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#2 Aug 19, 2013
I need a corner office and Honeybear needs the office next to mine so we can communicate about important inter-office communications. Please make sure Pablo the hot pool boy is promoted to be out personal assistant.
Oops! Did I knock that pencil holder over? Pablo!

Since: Feb 13

Westmoreland, TN

#3 Aug 19, 2013
Thanks for the rescue, Lantern.
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Try to take over the world and they resist every time.
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What's wrong with people?!?
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Any-hoo...I must go on a bike ride now to clear my head and come up with more diabolical plans. See you guys in a bit.
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By the way, red-lantern on a door....doesn't that mean.........oh, you dirty devil!!
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I think I'm gonna like this company!!_{:

Since: Jul 13

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#4 Aug 19, 2013
Jailhouse Comedian wrote:
Thanks for the rescue, Lantern.
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Try to take over the world and they resist every time.
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What's wrong with people?!?
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Any-hoo...I must go on a bike ride now to clear my head and come up with more diabolical plans. See you guys in a bit.
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By the way, red-lantern on a door....doesn't that mean.........oh, you dirty devil!!
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I think I'm gonna like this company!!_{:
You know, I've been meaning to change that to green. Been getting a lot weird looks lately.

Enjoy your bike ride JC....Just got back from one myself. TT night. My legs are still thanking me from the effort the other day.

You see, this is kind of like that Shark Tank show. Only I eliminated Mark Cuban and all the other sharks, cutting out the overhead related to production costs of a TV show, knowing a good business proposition when I see one. Call me your friendly neighborhood venture capitalist. ;)

Since: Jul 13

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#5 Aug 19, 2013
Miss E Font wrote:
I need a corner office and Honeybear needs the office next to mine so we can communicate about important inter-office communications. Please make sure Pablo the hot pool boy is promoted to be out personal assistant.
Oops! Did I knock that pencil holder over? Pablo!
Ok, that works. We have the entire loft in the office building overlooking downtown Boxtown. Took me and Rod a good couple hours to pull together enough refrigerator boxes to build the corporate headquarters.

I think Blind Squirrel would be a good fit for ADA compliance and Director of Global Security. Honeybear, I think would be an excellent Director of Corporate Legal. From what I can tell, that would be your cup of honey...er ...tea.

I also nominate Granny to coordinate Charitable Donations. The blessings you give everyone here are invaluable, and this would serve as the glue to this corporation.

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#6 Aug 19, 2013
Lantern_Rouge wrote:
<quoted text>Ok, that works. We have the entire loft in the office building overlooking downtown Boxtown. Took me and Rod a good couple hours to pull together enough refrigerator boxes to build the corporate headquarters.
I think Blind Squirrel would be a good fit for ADA compliance and Director of Global Security. Honeybear, I think would be an excellent Director of Corporate Legal. From what I can tell, that would be your cup of honey...er ...tea.
I also nominate Granny to coordinate Charitable Donations. The blessings you give everyone here are invaluable, and this would serve as the glue to this corporation.
As Director of ADA Compliance, I'll need a really wide doorway. And a bell.

Hate when people sneak up on me.

Primate can guard the entrance.

“Bootleggin Ginseng Digger”

Since: Nov 10

Box Town

#7 Aug 19, 2013
Mister Lantern
I am thrilled un sew proud two bee a part off this hear corporal business un all.
That devilish prinate, he hass went un disappeared on us.
Now ass yer corporal communicater, I will go round un talk two all yew fellers that needs talkin two.
I will alsew half control off the medicine chest.
Un my tonic will be the only medicine in that their chest.
Un two geet inside the corporal office, yew will half two sey the magic werds,
VOTE DRY !!

Since: Jul 13

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#8 Aug 19, 2013
One other person I forgot to mention: BB. For you sir, I nominate you as our Director of Supply Chain. With those wheels of yours, you'd be a great candidate for the role, ensuring the supply gets out to the greater metropolitan Boxtown region. Alfred can be your administrative assistant of course...

Since: Feb 13

Westmoreland, TN

#9 Aug 19, 2013
Yeah, I'll have to give BB his bicycle back again.
That's OK, I'll just use the corporate bicycle!
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WhiZZERS_{:

“Dark Bike Riding”

Since: Jan 13

Pedaling Against Crime

#10 Aug 19, 2013
OK, maybe I was wrong about Jailhouse's idea. I'm onboard. I'll even help to fund it with my money from that other thing that keeps me in billion status. The family business, you know, that does that stuff. Let's just try and keep this legal, however. I only have 28 lawyers on payroll.

“Your life is what you make it.”

Since: Aug 13

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#11 Aug 20, 2013
Miss E Font wrote:
I need a corner office and Honeybear needs the office next to mine so we can communicate about important inter-office communications. Please make sure Pablo the hot pool boy is promoted to be out personal assistant.
Oops! Did I knock that pencil holder over? Pablo!
yes, and we need a fridge in the offices too.. For goodies.

“Your life is what you make it.”

Since: Aug 13

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#12 Aug 20, 2013
Lantern_Rouge wrote:
<quoted text>Ok, that works. We have the entire loft in the office building overlooking downtown Boxtown. Took me and Rod a good couple hours to pull together enough refrigerator boxes to build the corporate headquarters.
I think Blind Squirrel would be a good fit for ADA compliance and Director of Global Security. Honeybear, I think would be an excellent Director of Corporate Legal. From what I can tell, that would be your cup of honey...er ...tea.
I also nominate Granny to coordinate Charitable Donations. The blessings you give everyone here are invaluable, and this would serve as the glue to this corporation.
Yes, That is exactly my cup of honey.. Perfect. I have been expending most of my energy getting JC out of jail. He is so incorrigible.

“Your life is what you make it.”

Since: Aug 13

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#13 Aug 20, 2013
Bicycle Batman wrote:
OK, maybe I was wrong about Jailhouse's idea. I'm onboard. I'll even help to fund it with my money from that other thing that keeps me in billion status. The family business, you know, that does that stuff. Let's just try and keep this legal, however. I only have 28 lawyers on payroll.
a..hem... BB, if you had me as your lawyer, you wouldn't need the other 28... Just sayin...

Since: Jul 13

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#14 Aug 20, 2013
HoneyBear1 wrote:
<quoted text> yes, and we need a fridge in the offices too.. For goodies.
Hmmm...that gives me an idea, actually. We can market a refrigerated Pick-a-nick basket. We need to get R&D on this...

Good morning everyone!

“Your life is what you make it.”

Since: Aug 13

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#15 Aug 20, 2013
Lantern_Rouge wrote:
<quoted text>Hmmm...that gives me an idea, actually. We can market a refrigerated Pick-a-nick basket. We need to get R&D on this...
Good morning everyone!
Excellent idea

Since: Feb 13

Westmoreland, TN

#16 Aug 20, 2013
Hi guys, I know your having fun over in Winchester, but I'm going to have to sit this one out.
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The unspoken one and I have an unspoken agreement. As long as she stays out of my hair, I stay out of hers.
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I must warn, however, I have prepared to initiate another defensive offensive if she starts in again. I don't think you guys understood what I could do last time, and you won't expect it this time either. It will be amplified. Just sayin'
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Hopefully everything will just stay settled.
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Have fun and I'll talk to you guys later tonight!
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ShaBANG_{:

“Your life is what you make it.”

Since: Aug 13

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#17 Aug 20, 2013
Jailhouse Comedian wrote:
Hi guys, I know your having fun over in Winchester, but I'm going to have to sit this one out.
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The unspoken one and I have an unspoken agreement. As long as she stays out of my hair, I stay out of hers.
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I must warn, however, I have prepared to initiate another defensive offensive if she starts in again. I don't think you guys understood what I could do last time, and you won't expect it this time either. It will be amplified. Just sayin'
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Hopefully everything will just stay settled.
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Have fun and I'll talk to you guys later tonight!
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ShaBANG_{:
Awww, it won't be the same without u, but totally understandable

Since: Feb 13

Westmoreland, TN

#18 Aug 20, 2013
20m / 11avg
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huff - huff
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Can't talk
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My butt hurts
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Give me a few minutes_|:

Since: Jul 13

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#19 Aug 20, 2013
Jailhouse Comedian wrote:
20m / 11avg
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huff - huff
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Can't talk
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My butt hurts
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Give me a few minutes_|:
OUTSTANDING! Well done!

Since: Jun 12

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#20 Aug 20, 2013
Jailhouse Comedian wrote:
20m / 11avg
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huff - huff
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Can't talk
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My butt hurts
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Give me a few minutes_|:
Pedal Power!

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