Who farted in the new courthouse.

Who farted in the new courthouse.

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Since: Sep 11

Cave by big rock

#1 Mar 5, 2013
Someone farted in the new courthouse today and they had to stop court. Haganbutt is calling it a terrorist attack. He blames Bicycle Batman. Herd he's putting a reward out for him.
It was Una

Campbellsville, KY

#2 Mar 5, 2013
his spirit just stopped by to leave a calling card.

RIP Unafarter. You are greatly missed.

“Is who I am”

Since: Aug 08

Scottsville

#3 Mar 5, 2013
Someone should investigate!!

“Dark Bike Riding”

Since: Jan 13

Pedaling Against Crime

#4 Mar 5, 2013
What's that horrible smell?

“Dark Bike Riding”

Since: Jan 13

Pedaling Against Crime

#5 Mar 5, 2013
It was Una wrote:
his spirit just stopped by to leave a calling card.
RIP Unafarter. You are greatly missed.
Someone call a clairvoyant, this might be a smelly situation!!

Since: Sep 11

Cave by big rock

#6 Mar 5, 2013
It wasn't me

Since: Sep 11

Cave by big rock

#7 Mar 5, 2013
It could have been Catwoman cutting a big tuna fart.

“Dark Bike Riding”

Since: Jan 13

Pedaling Against Crime

#8 Mar 5, 2013
You weren't kidding about that reward! Said something about bananas and nickles. What's that all about?
Anyway,
I'll have to disguise myself in public for a few days, until this blows over. Tell the team to hang in there until I get back.
Oh yeah, don't let anybody stop people from shaking their booties. That just wrong!!
tinponyrider

Westmoreland, TN

#9 Mar 5, 2013
The bananas and nickles sounds like a bribe. Maybe Haganbutt is trying to get Primate to rat you out.
blooper

Leitchfield, KY

#10 Mar 6, 2013
So there's someone farting in the court house and someone fartng in the hospital. Oh the humanity! Think of the children! Wont someone please think of the children?!?
FBC

Westmoreland, TN

#11 Mar 6, 2013
So that's how you get out of Court?...Fart!!!! I'll try that on the good Citizens of Scottsville next time I'm called in for jury duty!

“Is who I am”

Since: Aug 08

Scottsville

#12 Mar 6, 2013
Oh Lord I hated Jury Duty. Only did it one time, don't wanna do it ever again!!

Since: Jun 12

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#13 Mar 6, 2013
Shakespeare himself said "A fart by any other name would smell as foul "
This is a flatulence framing and I am behind you (well I think I'll stand upwind) all the way team!
FBC

Westmoreland, TN

#14 Mar 6, 2013
RoamingInsomniac wrote:
Oh Lord I hated Jury Duty. Only did it one time, don't wanna do it ever again!!
I get picked ever two years it seems!!!! LOL!
FBC

Westmoreland, TN

#15 Mar 6, 2013
Miss E Font wrote:
Shakespeare himself said "A fart by any other name would smell as foul "
This is a flatulence framing and I am behind you (well I think I'll stand upwind) all the way team!
Miss E...If only our beloved Una was here...we'd have someone to lay it on!

“Is who I am”

Since: Aug 08

Scottsville

#16 Mar 6, 2013
FBC wrote:
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I get picked ever two years it seems!!!! LOL!
Lucky You.
FBC

Westmoreland, TN

#17 Mar 6, 2013
RoamingInsomniac wrote:
<quoted text>Lucky You.
I know! I don't mind doing my civic duty...but my goodness! lol.

“Dark Bike Riding”

Since: Jan 13

Pedaling Against Crime

#18 Mar 6, 2013
I pulled my tour.
I'd rather eat nails.

Since: Jun 12

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#19 Mar 6, 2013
FBC wrote:
<quoted text>I get picked ever two years it seems!!!! LOL!
I had jury duty twice. I tried using my job to get out of it but no go--- it was fairly painless

Since: Feb 13

Westmoreland, TN

#20 Mar 6, 2013
-Nanny-, I tried talking to Primate but he wouldn't have anything to do with me. Boo-hoo.
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I'll throw some fireworks under him and see if he'll talk then!
Bang_{:

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