Bicycle Batman vs. The Scarecrow!!

Bicycle Batman vs. The Scarecrow!!

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“Dark Bike Riding”

Since: Jan 13

Pedaling Against Crime

#1 Oct 29, 2013
Again, I have combed the streets of Scottsville in search of the diabolical Scarecrow, and again he has managed to elude me. He seems to have placed many fake scarecrows up along the square to throw me off, but I will outsmart him in the end!
I was amazed at the many friendly faces and photo opportunities I had tonight as I left the dark backstreets and patrolled the main roads. A very happy town indeed with a wonderful culture of people. It's nice to have a town like this.
I will return this weekend to finish the job and capture the Scarecrow. The people of Scottsville should not be scared, but thrive to enjoy life. Be careful and be safe
So says THE DARK BIKE!!

“old body young minded”

Since: Jul 13

SWINGERS nursing home

#2 Oct 29, 2013
I was cruising the ville tonite in a purple car wearing my red wig with my super support bra on and I saw Bicycle Batman.
Sweetie you have nice pecs and abbs.
I bet you could give a hot ole woman a good work out huh? Come by the home and let me just see what you can do sweetie.
Forget that ole scarecrow dude and concentrate on me.
Could you please bring some depend diapers to sweetie.

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#3 Oct 29, 2013
Ole Ladie Sadie wrote:
I was cruising the ville tonite in a purple car wearing my red wig with my super support bra on and I saw Bicycle Batman.
Sweetie you have nice pecs and abbs.
I bet you could give a hot ole woman a good work out huh? Come by the home and let me just see what you can do sweetie.
Forget that ole scarecrow dude and concentrate on me.
Could you please bring some depend diapers to sweetie.
Sadie
BB is dedicated to his mission. You won't be able to sway him with those nickels and bananas like you did Primate.
I am going to dress up like a scarecrow and go stand in a field and try to lure him my way... Hope the red shoe doesn't give me away.

“Dark Bike Riding”

Since: Jan 13

Pedaling Against Crime

#4 Oct 29, 2013
Holy Moly !!

“Dark Bike Riding”

Since: Jan 13

Pedaling Against Crime

#5 Oct 29, 2013
Ole Ladie Sadie wrote:
I was cruising the ville tonite in a purple car wearing my red wig with my super support bra on and I saw Bicycle Batman.
Sweetie you have nice pecs and abbs.
I bet you could give a hot ole woman a good work out huh? Come by the home and let me just see what you can do sweetie.
Forget that ole scarecrow dude and concentrate on me.
Could you please bring some depend diapers to sweetie.
Duty calls, Ms. Sadie. I must catch this fiend before he ruins Halloween! To the Bat-bike!!

“Dark Bike Riding”

Since: Jan 13

Pedaling Against Crime

#6 Oct 29, 2013
Miss E Font wrote:
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Sadie
BB is dedicated to his mission. You won't be able to sway him with those nickels and bananas like you did Primate.
I am going to dress up like a scarecrow and go stand in a field and try to lure him my way... Hope the red shoe doesn't give me away.
I could see that red shoe from a mile away, Miss E Font (super enhanced bat-vision). I must get back to headquarters. Jailhouse has more information for me there.
FBC

Westmoreland, TN

#7 Oct 29, 2013
Dark Bike, I've been trying to send out bat signals sense dusk! Our beloved Mayur of Boxtown is missing! I went to give him his collection money from his "tonic" sales today and when I got to his trailer the door was wide open and (if I didn't know the Mayur) it looked as if it had been ranshacked!!! The only thing I could find was a clump of straw here and there! Please help! I am so worried! P.S. Can you keep Old Ladie Sadie to stay outta' Chick Papa's woods? She keeps getting her hov-a-round caught in the mud and I have to pull her out! P.S. Miss E, I have a camo shoe you may borrow!

“Dark Bike Riding”

Since: Jan 13

Pedaling Against Crime

#8 Oct 29, 2013
Holy tonic water!! I've been fooled!! The whole time I was looking for the scarecrow on the square, he's was kidnapping Mayur Cod!!
We'll find him FBC, but we had better pull together resources, like the good old days! Put a call out to our old friends that we'll need all the help we can get to find this villain. He doesn't know what he's stepped into this time!!
So says THE DARK BIKE!!

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#9 Oct 30, 2013
Bicycle Batman wrote:
Holy tonic water!! I've been fooled!! The whole time I was looking for the scarecrow on the square, he's was kidnapping Mayur Cod!!
We'll find him FBC, but we had better pull together resources, like the good old days! Put a call out to our old friends that we'll need all the help we can get to find this villain. He doesn't know what he's stepped into this time!!
So says THE DARK BIKE!!
I got the message--- just to point out the obvious ---this is so O.T.! Don't start with that salary bull neither. I've been busy fighting evil trolls in Funchester. I have my Halloween boot on so I sure hope it's casual Wednesday at the Justice league.
Where's the rest if the gang? Someone call Granny and Pa to get the Mad Monster Moped out.
I'll go surf the Internet on Justice League time while we wait.
hedgewitch

Cub Run, KY

#10 Oct 30, 2013
the granny squad is on the move. We will circle the area above that straw toten sicko has had it. Over and ooutttt.........

Since: Jul 13

Location hidden

#11 Oct 30, 2013
Lantern Rouge, reporting for duty. I've arrived with the kerosene and lighters. Those decoys will go up in flames and flush out the Scarecrow.

No wait...the scarecrow normally guards cornfields...I'll use ethanol!! That'll flush him out!!

Since: Jul 13

Location hidden

#12 Oct 30, 2013
Mind if I help?

I've been known to get lucky every now and again.

I smell tonic.

“Dark Bike Riding”

Since: Jan 13

Pedaling Against Crime

#13 Oct 30, 2013
Welcome aboard, guys! We can use the help.

“old body young minded”

Since: Jul 13

SWINGERS nursing home

#14 Oct 30, 2013
FBC wrote:
Dark Bike, I've been trying to send out bat signals sense dusk! Our beloved Mayur of Boxtown is missing! I went to give him his collection money from his "tonic" sales today and when I got to his trailer the door was wide open and (if I didn't know the Mayur) it looked as if it had been ranshacked!!! The only thing I could find was a clump of straw here and there! Please help! I am so worried! P.S. Can you keep Old Ladie Sadie to stay outta' Chick Papa's woods? She keeps getting her hov-a-round caught in the mud and I have to pull her out! P.S. Miss E, I have a camo shoe you may borrow!
FBC ,
Sweetie I do not have a hoverround anymore. Obamacare took mine away and said I could only have a stick horse.
So I told them what to do with that stick horse.
Sadly BB will not come by the home and show me his pecks and abbs.
The nurse has locked up her purple car, so now you might see a red headed woman with a support bra in a wheelchair cruising the ville.
Well gotta go its naked bingo night at the home.

“old body young minded”

Since: Jul 13

SWINGERS nursing home

#15 Oct 30, 2013
Miss E Font wrote:
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Sadie
BB is dedicated to his mission. You won't be able to sway him with those nickels and bananas like you did Primate.
I am going to dress up like a scarecrow and go stand in a field and try to lure him my way... Hope the red shoe doesn't give me away.
Miss E sweetie,
I gave JC all my nickels sweetie and I still have a room full of bananas.
I never thought but do you think if I stuffed some straw in my super support bra that BB would pay any attention to me instead of Mr. Scarecrow?
I also have a pair of JLO Padded stretch panTs I have not put on in years also.
Think I will get out my walker and do some strutting around town....
FBC

Westmoreland, TN

#16 Oct 30, 2013
Miss Sadie, you poor ole gal! If we ever find the Mayur of Boxtown I will surely see to it you get something better than a stick horse! That Obama should be ashamed of himself!!!!

BB, Thanks for that quick response! I'm trying to round up more of the old gang!
Miss E, wear whatever you want cause you always kick booty in anything you wear! Now, where is that Joker?

Blind Squirrel Mom, Hedgewitch, Lantern Rouge, Hang on! I haven't driven the batmobile in awhile!...Okay, I've never driven the batmobile, but there's a first time for everything!!!! Weeeeee
Alfred

Westmoreland, TN

#17 Oct 30, 2013
Bicycle Batman is patrolling the county in search of the Scarecrow and his hostage! He is scheduled to search the streets of Scottsville again Friday and or Saturday of this weekend. So Hang on FBC. He'll come through for us!!

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#18 Oct 31, 2013
Alfred wrote:
Bicycle Batman is patrolling the county in search of the Scarecrow and his hostage! He is scheduled to search the streets of Scottsville again Friday and or Saturday of this weekend. So Hang on FBC. He'll come through for us!!
I heard JC was helping that farmer with hay bailing. Can't imagine why JC would help him for free? Unless---

“Your life is what you make it.”

Since: Aug 13

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#19 Oct 31, 2013
Hey guys, what the heck is going on? Mayor missing, JC bailing hay?? Hey Miss E, how about that camo shoe..

Since: Jun 12

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#20 Oct 31, 2013
HoneyBear1 wrote:
Hey guys, what the heck is going on? Mayor missing, JC bailing hay?? Hey Miss E, how about that camo shoe..
About time you show up! There is always that one employee--- thinks they can walk in late and act like nothing is wrong. We are in a crisis here. We have a major problem. You're going to need every trick in your picnic basket for this one. BTW -- I only wear the camo shoe for bear season. Is it bear season?

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