Dating a Pinticostal Minister

Dating a Pinticostal Minister

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Sandy Croley

Scottsville, KY

#1 Aug 27, 2009
My brother went to school with Alan Kinslow, he failed a couple of grades and dropped out of school not to smart!!,he works at a dead end job as a dump truck driver for the county, my question is he is a minister one thing going for him, why is he going with an adultriss and a proven HO, does the penticostal fath condone this , is he giving everthing he believe's in for this peice of trash maybe he doesen't know her back ground or he is to consume with the loving. and got on the fast trac to hell,someone needs to talk to this man and let him know his end.
Blue Moon

Scottsville, KY

#2 Aug 27, 2009
Why is the HO he is tangled up with posting this, doese she feel gilty?

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FARTSBURG

#3 Aug 27, 2009
Sandy Croley wrote:
My brother went to school with Alan Kinslow, he failed a couple of grades and dropped out of school not to smart!!,he works at a dead end job as a dump truck driver for the county, my question is he is a minister one thing going for him, why is he going with an adultriss and a proven HO, does the penticostal fath condone this , is he giving everthing he believe's in for this peice of trash maybe he doesen't know her back ground or he is to consume with the loving. and got on the fast trac to hell,someone needs to talk to this man and let him know his end.
First of all, why are you using this name under false pretense? You must have dropped out of school early too, your spelling is horrible. At least the man has a job and isn't a lazy arse. Now just how do you know he's going to hell? Now, just what person is able to see into the future and tell what his end will be. Sounds to me as if you need to come to the First Church of Discount Sin and buy an extra large bag of forgiveness. No we are not Pentecostals. Would you like to try a hot Moses McMuffin with your repentance? AMEN ah!!!

This sermonette brought to you by The First Church of Discount Sin and The Rev. Ted, The Farting Preacher. GLORY BE!!!

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FARTSBURG

#4 Aug 27, 2009
Blue Moon wrote:
Why is the HO he is tangled up with posting this, doese she feel gilty?
This person isn't who they say they are. No one in their right mind would post such nonsense about themselves.
GTus

Scottsville, KY

#5 Aug 27, 2009
Everone who know's her, know what she has done, I think she is Bypolar, sweet as as an angel one day the devil the next

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#6 Aug 28, 2009
GTus wrote:
Everone who know's her, know what she has done, I think she is Bypolar, sweet as as an angel one day the devil the next
That sounds just like my exwife, but this is not her. LMAO

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Bibleland

#7 Aug 28, 2009
THE UNA FARTER wrote:
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That sounds just like my exwife, but this is not her. LMAO
Bro. Farter My ex wife was the samea!Glory be AMEN!pass the collection plate I needA new gold tootha!

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#8 Aug 29, 2009
Rev Ed Cash wrote:
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Bro. Farter My ex wife was the samea!Glory be AMEN!pass the collection plate I needA new gold tootha!
AMENA!!! Brother Ed ah. Let's bow our ah heads and Rev. Farter will say a prayer for our ex's. Dear Lorda, May ah the money our ex Ho wives took from me and Brother Ed ah turn into schitt in their hands and every penis they encounter ah go limber as a wet dish ah rag. And ah God yes pass the collection plate ah, she left me so friggin' broke. Glory Be!!! Amen ah!!!

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Since: Aug 08

Scottsville

#10 Aug 29, 2009
This post is making my head spin!!

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FARTSBURG

#11 Aug 29, 2009
Rev Ed Cash wrote:
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Bro. Farter My ex wife was the samea!Glory be AMEN!pass the collection plate I needA new gold tootha!
Brother ah Ed ah; I wish I was a black man ah, so I could have ah gold tooth ah. They really look good ah, great contrast ah. See Brother Ed us Honkie crackers can get gold teeth ah but I went to school with a guy that had one and it ah looked like a grain of ah yellow grain of corn stuck in an albino mules arse ah. Glory Be ah!!!

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#12 Aug 29, 2009
RoamingInsomniac wrote:
This post is making my head spin!!
Wild one isn't it Roaming?

We at the First Church of Discount Sin ah ain't cheap like them "Penny"costals. We don't like to hear change ah hittin' the collection plate. Amena. That disturbs the worship service ah. Foldable money in the plate only, please ah. Do I hear ah amena? Glory Be!!! Give it up ah. Trying to cheat the Lorda? This Sunday the collection boy's will be carrying a 357 magnum. Give generously please ah. The Lorda loveth a cheerful ah giver. AMEN ah!!!

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Bibleland

#13 Aug 29, 2009
THE UNA FARTER wrote:
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Wild one isn't it Roaming?
We at the First Church of Discount Sin ah ain't cheap like them "Penny"costals. We don't like to hear change ah hittin' the collection plate. Amena. That disturbs the worship service ah. Foldable money in the plate only, please ah. Do I hear ah amena? Glory Be!!! Give it up ah. Trying to cheat the Lorda? This Sunday the collection boy's will be carrying a 357 magnum. Give generously please ah. The Lorda loveth a cheerful ah giver. AMEN ah!!!
Preach it bro. farter!I feel the spirit in Topixa!Im in the mood to heal for A small fee of course.Who will be firsta!And Farter Bro. Carl said to tell you he had been out of town spreading the word and expanding the franchise,he will return,amen!

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FARTSBURG

#14 Aug 30, 2009
Rev Ed Cash wrote:
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Preach it bro. farter!I feel the spirit in Topixa!Im in the mood to heal for A small fee of course.Who will be firsta!And Farter Bro. Carl said to tell you he had been out of town spreading the word and expanding the franchise,he will return,amen!
Glory Be!!! That Rev. Carl is ah one fine ah worker ah in the vineyard of the Lorda. AMEN ah!!!
mexico joe

Russellville, KY

#15 Aug 30, 2009
THE UNA FARTER wrote:
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Glory Be!!! That Rev. Carl is ah one fine ah worker ah in the vineyard of the Lorda. AMEN ah!!!
you are a loser
bandit57

Westmoreland, TN

#16 Aug 30, 2009
mexico joe wrote:
<quoted text>you are a loser
your gay,joe blow,,,the bandit,,,
mexican joe

Russellville, KY

#18 Aug 30, 2009
bandit57 wrote:
<quoted text>your gay,joe blow,,,the bandit,,,
ask your old lady im not so gay when i nut all up in her

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FARTSBURG

#19 Aug 30, 2009
mexico joe wrote:
<quoted text>you are a loser
What have you ever won....perhaps the special olympics?

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Since: Aug 09

Bible Belt ,USA

#21 Aug 30, 2009
PRAISE BE!!!,for those who wear fig leaves..should not dance with hungry goats ah. AMEN and pass the JIM BEAM ah!!!!

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Bibleland

#22 Aug 30, 2009
Rev_Dr_CarlPathos wrote:
PRAISE BE!!!,for those who wear fig leaves..should not dance with hungry goats ah. AMEN and pass the JIM BEAM ah!!!!
Amen Bro. Carl!100 proof Holy water for every 200 people at our newest drive through church location on Orange Street,Amen!I will have brother farter pass the plate around now while you sing us A hymn.
warner

Glasgow, KY

#23 Aug 30, 2009
ALLEN KINSLOW IS NOT A GOOD PREACHER .HE SITS AND STARES ALOT LIKE SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH HIM .HE USED TO DATE TAMMY a big old fat woman because thats all he could get .she was hateful and he was spacey then she met a guy that she uses and shes all happy because he bends over backward because shes to lazy to do anyhting ;good thing she left allen though .she didnt even like the guy she just used him to .she a christian to .anybody want to go to church

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