Myrtle beach

Bowling Green, KY

#82 Jan 14, 2013
I saw Elvis 24 years ago in Myrtle Beach playing mini golf. He was wearing a maroon button up shirt, black slacks, those gold sunglasses.
Jon

United States

#84 Feb 27, 2013

“Is who I am”

Since: Aug 08

Scottsville

#85 Feb 27, 2013
Oh Lord! Another Conspiracy Theory. LMAO
Dingleberry Jones

Lafayette, TN

#86 Mar 2, 2013
RoamingInsomniac wrote:
Oh Lord! Another Conspiracy Theory. LMAO
Calm down RoamungIncredulous, don't mess your drawers, lets look at this in the proper perspective.

We --are allowed-- to have conspiracy theories here on Topix. We are even allowed to be --stupid-- if we so choose.(that could be why they haven't kicked you and I off yet).

Why just a few days ago, our new Secretary of State said, "In America, you have a right to be stupid.... and we tolerate that"

Isn't this a great country? Really. I'm serious. It's great that we can speak our minds so freely.

Even when I disagree with what you say, and poke fun at you, I'm thrilled that you have the right to say it.
Dingleberry Jones

Lafayette, TN

#87 Mar 2, 2013
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/El...

Look at this link. This is the real Elvis.

I know it says ElvisImpersonator-- but that's just to fool us...

...sorta the way that RoamingDeceitful is always trying to fool us into thinking she's smart because she has her --DEGREE--.

We all know she is educated --- a way yonder beyond her level of intelligence. She does the best she can -- but that isn't too good.

And I know what RoamingDoubtful is going to say --"No way that big fat @ss dude is Elvis"

Let's look at this logically. When Elvis faked his death on August 16, 1977, He was already looking a lot like the Pillsbury Dough Boy ...

... just think of the effect of being holed up in a seedy small town hotel, eating 1/2 dozen or so fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches per day for over 35 years -- under the federal witness protection program.

Think what it would do to an already overweight man's physique. That's over 80,000 fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches(fried In butter) They are his passion -- his obsession.

This is exactly what he'd look like today.

This guy even says, "thank you very much".

Yep. Proof positive. This is "The King"

“Is who I am”

Since: Aug 08

Scottsville

#88 Mar 3, 2013
I bet you look fat, drugged up AND stupid, just like Dead Elvis. In fact, I bet HE looks better than YOU, even dead more than 20 years. Your comments are just as dumb and just as stupid as you are dingle moron.
Dingleberry Jones

Lafayette, TN

#89 Mar 3, 2013
RoamingInsomniac wrote:
I bet you look fat, drugged up AND stupid, just like Dead Elvis. In fact, I bet HE looks better than YOU, even dead more than 20 years. Your comments are just as dumb and just as stupid as you are dingle moron.
RoamingCantCount said,

"I bet HE looks better than YOU, even dead more than 20 years."

Actually, Elvis is alleged to have been dead for about 35 years and seven months.

The reason RoamingSkeptical said over 20 years is that she ran out of fingers and toes to count on when she got to 1997 -- so she had to just give us an approximate number.

She only missed the correct number by a little over forty two percent -- not too bad for the "allegedly" smartest woman in Scottsville.

Not too bad for one with a degree from the Una Farter Institute of Trash Talk.

Those people "in the know" are aware that Elvis was a special agent for the DEA, appointed by Richard M Nixon. HERE Is how it all went down.(read below)

After hand delivering a letter to the northwest gate of the White House to president Richard Nixon on the morning of December 21, 1970 a meeting between the president and the King of Rock & Roll was arranged for 12:30 pm that day. The purpose of the letter and the meeting was Elvis' desire to become an agent of some kind for the Drug Enforcement Agency to aid in the fight against illegal drugs.

Elvis met with the president in the Oval Office of the White House, where he presented the president with a plated and engraved World War II-era Colt 45. In the meeting Elvis talked about his wish to help in stopping the promotion of anti-American spirit and drug use.

Later that afternoon Presley received his badge from the Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs making him an honorary special agent.

Elvis later had to dissapear -- in fear for his life -- because of his work for the DEA.

It's true, his life was threatened. He's in the federal witness protection program.

A very few of us are aware of the exact location of his secret hiding place, in a cave, near Bugtussle, Kentucky.

He's been holed up stuffing his chubby cheeks with peanut butter and banana sandwiches (fried in real butter)-- his favorite food.

He sits and strums a guitar and sings "Blue Suede Shoes". Sadly his blue suede shoes will no longer go on his chubby feet.

“Is who I am”

Since: Aug 08

Scottsville

#90 Mar 3, 2013
I'm sure at this point your brain is not firing at all. More than twenty years does not mean twenty years it means MORE than twenty. Just like it says. You're not smart.
Dingleberry Jones

Lafayette, TN

#91 Mar 3, 2013
RoamingInsomniac wrote:
I'm sure at this point your brain is not firing at all. More than twenty years does not mean twenty years it means MORE than twenty. Just like it says. You're not smart.
Saying more than twenty years is sorta like saying more than two years -- it ain't even close.

But don't take it too hard RoamingCantCount. We've come to expect inaccuracies from you -- and you didn't let us down.

We all realize they probably didn't focus much on counting at the Una Farter Institute of Trash Talk where you earned your degree.
tinponyrider

Scottsville, KY

#93 Mar 3, 2013
I seen him in Wally World a few nights ago. As he checked out he replied to the cashier "how is them peanut butter and banana sandwiches,.. thank you very much".

“shabang.com”

Since: Feb 13

I see you!!

#94 Mar 3, 2013
tinponyrider wrote:
I seen him in Wally World a few nights ago. As he checked out he replied to the cashier "how is them peanut butter and banana sandwiches,.. thank you very much".
Tinponyrider, I think I liked the old you better.
You looked so....happy.
You bare an amazing resemblance to my old Uncle Oliver.
>
He past away many years ago. Loved his television.
We should have buried him, but I just couldn't find the heart to pry him up off that recliner.
sinners and grinners_{:

Since: Sep 11

Scottsville, KY

#95 Mar 3, 2013
And which of the three ways way that. I knew an Oliver that is dead now. He lived in a nursing home. Hummm....

“Is who I am”

Since: Aug 08

Scottsville

#96 Mar 3, 2013
Dingleberry Jones wrote:
<quoted text>
Saying more than twenty years is sorta like saying more than two years -- it ain't even close.
But don't take it too hard RoamingCantCount. We've come to expect inaccuracies from you -- and you didn't let us down.
We all realize they probably didn't focus much on counting at the Una Farter Institute of Trash Talk where you earned your degree.
You really can't be that dumb. Maybe you are.
Dingleberry Jones

Lafayette, TN

#97 Mar 3, 2013
RoamingInsomniac wrote:
<quoted text>You really can't be that dumb. Maybe you are.
RoamingNothinMuchToSay,

Do you ever have an idea creep into your mind? Maybe an idea for something to write about other than just some mean spirited name calling.

Now that really gets boring.

“Is who I am”

Since: Aug 08

Scottsville

#98 Mar 4, 2013
Dingleberry Jones wrote:
<quoted text>
RoamingNothinMuchToSay,
Do you ever have an idea creep into your mind? Maybe an idea for something to write about other than just some mean spirited name calling.
Now that really gets boring.
That comes from someone with crap hanging out of ITS azz. You might need to get a clue.
Billy Bob

Lafayette, TN

#99 Mar 4, 2013
RoamingInsomniac wrote:
<quoted text>That comes from someone with crap hanging out of ITS azz. You might need to get a clue.
The always clever and witty RoamingInsomniac said,

"That comes from someone with crap hanging out of ITS azz. You might need to get a clue"

This is about as intelligent as anything she ever writes....

... this person who said she has her --degree--

Really Edith -- this vulgar crap coming from one who calls others "idiot, dumb, or stupid"

This isn't college level writing.

Had it ever occured to you -- you might no be smarter than 5th grader?

Why don't you elaborate on that college education you allegedly have, Edith.

What college did you go to? What was your major? Where did you finish in your graduating class? The top ten percent? I don't think so.

We are eagerly awaiting your answer RoamingNotTooBright.
Love stinks

Morgantown, KY

#100 Mar 4, 2013
Feel in love with my life's Elvis, but as the song says he went away:(
tinponyrider

Scottsville, KY

#101 Mar 4, 2013
Billy Bob wrote:
<quoted text>
The always clever and witty RoamingInsomniac said,
"That comes from someone with crap hanging out of ITS azz. You might need to get a clue"
This is about as intelligent as anything she ever writes....
... this person who said she has her --degree--
Really Edith -- this vulgar crap coming from one who calls others "idiot, dumb, or stupid"
This isn't college level writing.
Had it ever occured to you -- you might no be smarter than 5th grader?
Why don't you elaborate on that college education you allegedly have, Edith.
What college did you go to? What was your major? Where did you finish in your graduating class? The top ten percent? I don't think so.
We are eagerly awaiting your answer RoamingNotTooBright.
I thought it was a description of you avatar. Wasn't it.
ole joe

Lafayette, TN

#102 Mar 4, 2013
one nite me and a few of my pals was out riding about in an old van actually we wuz sittin an listinin to our fox dogs running we wuz over near the creek on bugtussle road we had stopped an had the winders down listnin fer the dogs

well we hered the strangist thang we hered somebody sangin we noed right off it wuz evlis but it was odd they was sum body else tryin to sang with him it wuz awful sounded like draggin the lid off a 55 galon drum acrost a gravel bar
worst sangin i ever hered

one my buddies sed he noed thet awful voice he had hered it before at church a long time ago he sed it was the one thet called his self una farter

ole farter had telled us sum time back thet he seed evlis down about chapel hiil in amish cuntry he wuz a fibbin i aint sayin he never seed evlis he tried to misleed us bout whur it wuz he seed him he jest wanted to keep evlis all too hisself

ye see una farter didnt die after all he jest went away to live with evlis in a cave in a thickit along the creek on the back side an ole growed up farm near where bugtussle road crosses the creek in munro county

my cuzzin mule poop johnny first telled me bout it he say evlis bin over thur in the cave in the thickit fer a long time but he dont tell no body ceptin fer me.

so hep me thets the true if i never telled it

“Is who I am”

Since: Aug 08

Scottsville

#103 Mar 4, 2013
Just keep changing names. Maybe someday you'll figure out what you really are. The rest of us already figured it out. Loser!

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