Elvis is alive...but this time,there ...

Since: May 09

Westmoreland, TN

#41 Sep 7, 2010
Enigma wrote:
Found this on a website...turns up the volume on the whole Elvis thing...and apparently has gotten everyone in Memphis in an uproar..including the Presley estate. And people are wanting to go to the supreme court of TN to have the body exhumed.
consider this news release from a few days ago:
"Categorical proof that Elvis Aron Presley was
not buried August 16, 1977, came this week when
a DNA laboratory on the East Coast gave a written
18-page report on two slides of tissue sent to them for analysis."
There are those who have long believed that Elvis is still alive. Foremost among them is Phil Aitcheson of the "Presley Commission Liaison Office" in Moneta, Virginia, says that that laboratory (in North Carolina) studied two tissue samples, one taken from a liver tissue biopsy done on a living Elvis Presly in 1975, and another taken from an autopsy of the body, said to be that of Presley in August, 1977.
The news release says that after an 8-to-10 week examination, "...the laboratory's report concludes positively that these two specimens are from two different people." In other words, whoever is buried at Graceland is not Elvis Presley.
The Presley Commission believes that it is not Presley, but "a donor body" that was declared to be the dead Elvis. Who's body? Several names have been suggested, among them the stepson of Col. Tom Parker. Parker guided Presley's career for 22 years; he died at the age of 87. His stepson, according to reports, died at about the same time Presley's body was reportedly found on a bathroom floor at Graceland.
Why fake Elvis' death?
The contention is that Presley's life was in danger from a Mafia group because of testimony that Presley allegedly was going to give in a federal case.
"There were many death threats against Elvis and his daughter," The Presley Commission agrees, saying Elvis may be in the federal witness protection program. Also that Presley's health and financial situation also were problems and that "...he just wanted to disappear."
Okay: so now there is DNA proof that says it isn't The King who is buried at Graceland...what next?
Sounds like somebody has been in their METH LAB to long !!! go outside and get some air

Since: May 09

Westmoreland, TN

#42 Sep 7, 2010
Enigma wrote:
Found this on a website...turns up the volume on the whole Elvis thing...and apparently has gotten everyone in Memphis in an uproar..including the Presley estate. And people are wanting to go to the supreme court of TN to have the body exhumed.
consider this news release from a few days ago:
"Categorical proof that Elvis Aron Presley was
not buried August 16, 1977, came this week when
a DNA laboratory on the East Coast gave a written
18-page report on two slides of tissue sent to them for analysis."
There are those who have long believed that Elvis is still alive. Foremost among them is Phil Aitcheson of the "Presley Commission Liaison Office" in Moneta, Virginia, says that that laboratory (in North Carolina) studied two tissue samples, one taken from a liver tissue biopsy done on a living Elvis Presly in 1975, and another taken from an autopsy of the body, said to be that of Presley in August, 1977.
The news release says that after an 8-to-10 week examination, "...the laboratory's report concludes positively that these two specimens are from two different people." In other words, whoever is buried at Graceland is not Elvis Presley.
The Presley Commission believes that it is not Presley, but "a donor body" that was declared to be the dead Elvis. Who's body? Several names have been suggested, among them the stepson of Col. Tom Parker. Parker guided Presley's career for 22 years; he died at the age of 87. His stepson, according to reports, died at about the same time Presley's body was reportedly found on a bathroom floor at Graceland.
Why fake Elvis' death?
The contention is that Presley's life was in danger from a Mafia group because of testimony that Presley allegedly was going to give in a federal case.
"There were many death threats against Elvis and his daughter," The Presley Commission agrees, saying Elvis may be in the federal witness protection program. Also that Presley's health and financial situation also were problems and that "...he just wanted to disappear."
Okay: so now there is DNA proof that says it isn't The King who is buried at Graceland...what next?
O dear god ! Step out of your meth lab and get some air !
babyboo

UK

#43 Sep 8, 2010
i think they kept it quiet for so long to protect the presleys because it was pretty mad in 70s and he did have a lot of fans that would have gone mad if was brought out then but today things have calmed down alot when it comes to elvis the fans dont seem as crazy but back in the 70s they were crazy about him
Luigi

Adolphus, KY

#44 Sep 8, 2010
Si, he comm'a in here all da time and wanna banana pizza! He looka lik'a old Una Farter.

“TELLING IT LIKE IT IS”

Since: Apr 09

FARTSBURG

#45 Sep 8, 2010
Luigi wrote:
Si, he comm'a in here all da time and wanna banana pizza! He looka lik'a old Una Farter.
Yes Luigi. I saw Elvis a couple of years ago at The former Martha Jo's Restaurant. I know it was him, he had white sideburns all the way down to his arse and he cut some peanut butter and banana farts as he passed by. He lives out in the Chapel Hill Community.
Luigi

Adolphus, KY

#46 Sep 8, 2010
Si. He lika da pizza so much! Ex son in law, not a so much. He worry a lot 'bout Lisa. He tella me 'bout casa with wheels in country. He say it a so nice.
Ciao.
Fuzz

Westmoreland, TN

#47 Sep 8, 2010
No, no,no... you all have it wrong...here's how it went...That faitful day Elvis was All Shook Up because there was a woman always on his mind. He asked her: "Are you lonesome tonight?" But she was the one woman that turned ELVIS down! He was dressed to kill too! Even had on his Blue Suede Shoes his mama bought him down In The Ghetto! "Don't Be Cruel, lil' mama" the king crooned. But no, she was one of those women that had one of those Suspicious Minds! She ran off Cryin' in the Chapel while Elvis walked across the Green, Green Grass to the Heart Break Hotel. It wasn't until later that he call that made him Shake, Rattle and Roll. "Johnny B. Goode!" Elvis shouted as he had found out that his best friend had gotten in trouble. But once he got to the police station, Elvis knew what was goin on! Warden threw a party in the county jail! We all he ain't nothin but a Hound Dog! Elvis left the "Ville" quickly, through the Kentucky Rain he drove, back home, his Blue Eyes Cryin In The Rain. There. That's the way it went. The End.
U betcha

Scottsville, KY

#48 Sep 9, 2010
I B Elvis. I B alive. Click link B-low 2 C my pitcher.

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olga

United States

#49 Mar 6, 2011
if i'm correct elvis died in 1997 he was 42 and his wife left him also he did take drugs he had a heart attack at the mansion and then was brought to the hospital where he was pronuced dead
Mom

Seymour, TN

#50 Jun 21, 2011
Really the holders are related to Elvis some of them think that they are alive but most of them don't.
The man

Seymour, TN

#51 Jun 21, 2011
I remember hearing about the holders being related to Elvis not that long ago...

“TELLING IT LIKE IT IS”

Since: Apr 09

FARTSBURG

#52 Jun 21, 2011
Mom wrote:
Really the holders are related to Elvis some of them think that they are alive but most of them don't.
Some of them think they are alive? LOL. Yep, Sammy with the bionic peter and Elvis were double cousins.

“save a horse ride a cowboy”

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#53 Jun 24, 2011
THE UNA FARTER wrote:
<quoted text>
I keep telling people I saw Elvis, he lives in the Chapel Hill Community. I have seen him twice at Martha Jo's. Who else would order a peanut butter and banana sandwich? He was wearing a maroon colored suit at Martha Jo's.
UNA.. i think you should dress up like elvis and ill dress up like marilyn monroe then we can have sex in public and be celebrities and get away with it
Shawn Houck

Dallas, TX

#54 Jul 27, 2011
I have been an Elvis Fan since I was 5. I'm not some fan who refuses to belove he's gone. The proof is out there that he did not die on 8/16/77. The Memphis Mafia loved him so much that isn't it possible they would lie to keep his secret? I don't know if the truth will come out in my lifetime but if an open mind is kept open w/all the proof out there isn't it possible if anyone could pull this off it would be the colonel? We miss u Elvis!
wtf really

Trinity, TX

#55 Jul 27, 2011
ROTFLMAO, WTF, OMG.....This is the stupiest thing i have heard in a long time. Elvis is stiffer then a rock right now, as dead as it gets. he died on the potty with a massive heart attack, because he was on so many pain killers, he had to PUSH like a MF to get the poop out, which cause his heart to give up and say F this ! They threw the "king" in his back yard, so all the dope's could line up to see.....the ground..lol. Come on this post needs to be like Elvis....DEAD !

“TELLING IT LIKE IT IS”

Since: Apr 09

FARTSBURG

#56 Jul 27, 2011
wtf really wrote:
ROTFLMAO, WTF, OMG.....This is the stupiest thing i have heard in a long time. Elvis is stiffer then a rock right now, as dead as it gets. he died on the potty with a massive heart attack, because he was on so many pain killers, he had to PUSH like a MF to get the poop out, which cause his heart to give up and say F this ! They threw the "king" in his back yard, so all the dope's could line up to see.....the ground..lol. Come on this post needs to be like Elvis....DEAD !
Some ignorant turd is always digging up outdated stupid schitt out of the Topix graveyard. Some people must really be bored.

“Bootleggin Ginseng Digger”

Since: Nov 10

Box Town

#57 Jul 27, 2011
THE UNA FARTER wrote:
<quoted text>
Some ignorant turd is always digging up outdated stupid schitt out of the Topix graveyard. Some people must really be bored.
Uncle, sum feller hear a while bac said I wuz Elvis. Well, he also said that I wuz you.
Sum fellers need to go to that crazy house in Hockinsville.
And sum fellers just need to go away.
If en Elvis is alive there is a job a waitin fer him in Box Town.
We will make him the trash feller.
VOTE DRY!!!
kim

Casey, IL

#58 Jul 30, 2011
I think Elvis is alive I've been to Graceland 3 times over the years and you cannot tour the upstairs

“TELLING IT LIKE IT IS”

Since: Apr 09

FARTSBURG

#59 Jul 30, 2011
kim wrote:
I think Elvis is alive I've been to Graceland 3 times over the years and you cannot tour the upstairs
That's because Elvis' farts are still plastered to the upstairs walls. They live on.

“save a horse ride a cowboy”

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#60 Jul 30, 2011
kim wrote:
I think Elvis is alive I've been to Graceland 3 times over the years and you cannot tour the upstairs

Omg what an idiot... That's like all those wackos saying Michael jacksons not dead!! perhaps the Presley family chooses to invoke there right to privacy And Elvis would have made benefitted more being alive then dead he is the king of rock and roll and always will be

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