Elvis is alive...but this time,there is actual proof!

[Enigma]

Found this on a website...turns up the volume on the whole Elvis thing...and apparently has gotten everyone in Memphis in an uproar..including the Presley estate. And people are wanting to go to the supreme court of TN to have the body exhumed.
consider this news release from a few days ago:
"Categorical proof that Elvis Aron Presley was
not buried August 16, 1977, came this week when
a DNA laboratory on the East Coast gave a written
18-page report on two slides of tissue sent to them for analysis."
There are those who have long believed that Elvis is still alive. Foremost among them is Phil Aitcheson of the "Presley Commission Liaison Office" in Moneta, Virginia, says that that laboratory (in North Carolina) studied two tissue samples, one taken from a liver tissue biopsy done on a living Elvis Presly in 1975, and another taken from an autopsy of the body, said to be that of Presley in August, 1977.
The news release says that after an 8-to-10 week examination, "...the laboratory's report concludes positively that these two specimens are from two different people." In other words, whoever is buried at Graceland is not Elvis Presley.
The Presley Commission believes that it is not Presley, but "a donor body" that was declared to be the dead Elvis. Who's body? Several names have been suggested, among them the stepson of Col. Tom Parker. Parker guided Presley's career for 22 years; he died at the age of 87. His stepson, according to reports, died at about the same time Presley's body was reportedly found on a bathroom floor at Graceland.
Why fake Elvis' death?
The contention is that Presley's life was in danger from a Mafia group because of testimony that Presley allegedly was going to give in a federal case.
"There were many death threats against Elvis and his daughter," The Presley Commission agrees, saying Elvis may be in the federal witness protection program. Also that Presley's health and financial situation also were problems and that "...he just wanted to disappear."
Okay: so now there is DNA proof that says it isn't The King who is buried at Graceland...what next?

[Flair4TheGold]

Hmmmm...I got to say,i liked some of the guys tunes,but never was a big theorist on the whole death thing...but i've read some of this shit,and yeah,i gotta say..people are in a tizzy. With the DNA pointing to it not being him????..LOT of questions gonna have to be answered....WOOOO!...dig'em up.

[RoamingInsomniac]

Um, what?
Two different people gave DNA samples?
How did that happen?
If this was done in a labratory, then how did two sets of DNA come up?

[NOSIE ROSIE]

There are those who have long believed that Elvis is still alive. Foremost among them is Phil Aitcheson of the "Presley Commission Liaison Office" in Moneta, Virginia, says that that laboratory (in North Carolina) studied two tissue samples, one taken from a liver tissue biopsy done on a living Elvis Presly in 1975, and another taken from an autopsy of the body, said to be that of Presley in August, 1977.

two sets.. the 1st set from the king himself. the next set from whom they lead us to believe was the king.

I am not a huge Elvis fan. But I am a Nosie Rosie. I always look for legit answers. Not only from this .. but also with the JFK ordeal..

[THE UNA FARTER]

I have tried to tell people for years, I saw Elvis in the Chapel Hill community. His hair is all white now and his sideburns have grown nearly all the way to his arse.

[Flair4TheGold]

THE UNA FARTER wrote:

I have tried to tell people for years, I saw Elvis in the Chapel Hill community. His hair is all white now and his sideburns have grown nearly all the way to his arse.

WOOO!..you ain't right UNA...lol, but i read what they did is they got a court order for the 1975 tissue and the 1977 dead tissue...so,all i know is that, that a**hole is hiding somewhere..AND!,i'll tell you what,..my uncle Charles did work from time to time for Red West..and he told us..about 5 yrs ago to watch Home Alone...and look in the back ground when the momma is tryin to get a plane ticket before John Candy comes in..look at the man with the beard...its all over you tube now..WOOO!

[Double_A_Arn_And erson]

Elvis is alive!He has been in disguise as Sammy Holder for the past 20 years!Damn Im good!

[fan]

Enigma wrote:

Found this on a website...turns up the volume on the whole Elvis thing...and apparently has gotten everyone in Memphis in an uproar..including the Presley estate. And people are wanting to go to the supreme court of TN to have the body exhumed.
consider this news release from a few days ago:
"Categorical proof that Elvis Aron Presley was
not buried August 16, 1977, came this week when
a DNA laboratory on the East Coast gave a written
18-page report on two slides of tissue sent to them for analysis."
There are those who have long believed that Elvis is still alive. Foremost among them is Phil Aitcheson of the "Presley Commission Liaison Office" in Moneta, Virginia, says that that laboratory (in North Carolina) studied two tissue samples, one taken from a liver tissue biopsy done on a living Elvis Presly in 1975, and another taken from an autopsy of the body, said to be that of Presley in August, 1977.
The news release says that after an 8-to-10 week examination, "...the laboratory's report concludes positively that these two specimens are from two different people." In other words, whoever is buried at Graceland is not Elvis Presley.
The Presley Commission believes that it is not Presley, but "a donor body" that was declared to be the dead Elvis. Who's body? Several names have been suggested, among them the stepson of Col. Tom Parker. Parker guided Presley's career for 22 years; he died at the age of 87. His stepson, according to reports, died at about the same time Presley's body was reportedly found on a bathroom floor at Graceland.
Why fake Elvis' death?
The contention is that Presley's life was in danger from a Mafia group because of testimony that Presley allegedly was going to give in a federal case.
"There were many death threats against Elvis and his daughter," The Presley Commission agrees, saying Elvis may be in the federal witness protection program. Also that Presley's health and financial situation also were problems and that "...he just wanted to disappear."
Okay: so now there is DNA proof that says it isn't The King who is buried at Graceland...what next?

well whats the website you found this on

[Elvis Fan]

I think elvis is alive... why else would he look so young in the picture of him in his coffin? Towards the end of his life, Elvis was looking pretty bad. And in the picture of him in his coffin, he looks very young.

[RoamingInsomniac]

Elvis Fan wrote:

I think elvis is alive... why else would he look so young in the picture of him in his coffin? Towards the end of his life, Elvis was looking pretty bad. And in the picture of him in his coffin, he looks very young.

Believe me when I say a GOOD mortician can make you look like a model! They made him look extremely well. It was him, tho. Had he really been alive, someone would have outed him by now. No one in this world can keep a secret.

[Flair4TheGold]

RoamingInsomniac wrote:

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Believe me when I say a GOOD mortician can make you look like a model! They made him look extremely well. It was him, tho. Had he really been alive, someone would have outed him by now. No one in this world can keep a secret.

Aint no mortician that good....hell when he died,he weighed bout 300lbs....hell in the picture he looks like hes 180lbs. I ain't never seen no one drop weight when they die,atleast not that much.

[fan]

by the way dumbass money will keep people quiet.....havent you learned that.... you parents paid the people that you think are you parents to be quiet...you f*cking slob and by the way dont you have a job yet.. you cant say their isnt any out there because i left for a year and came back and got a job 3 days after being back and know i have another job thta 2 jobs less than 2 weeks of being back in the ville.........yo just wanna draw unemployment and sit on your fat nasty a$$ and not doing anything and make you ex pay your bills with his child support...you f*cking scumb

[Who]

fan wrote:

by the way dumbass money will keep people quiet.....havent you learned that.... you parents paid the people that you think are you parents to be quiet...you f*cking slob and by the way dont you have a job yet.. you cant say their isnt any out there because i left for a year and came back and got a job 3 days after being back and know i have another job thta 2 jobs less than 2 weeks of being back in the ville.........yo just wanna draw unemployment and sit on your fat nasty a$$ and not doing anything and make you ex pay your bills with his child support...you f*cking scumb

Who the hell you talkin about?

[Stupidity Runs Amuck]

Elvis? Drawing unemployment! Sheeiittt, thought he was working at the BP stop in Nevada!

[THE UNA FARTER]

Stupidity Runs Amuck wrote:

Elvis? Drawing unemployment! Sheeiittt, thought he was working at the BP stop in Nevada!

I keep telling people I saw Elvis, he lives in the Chapel Hill Community. I have seen him twice at Martha Jo's. Who else would order a peanut butter and banana sandwich? He was wearing a maroon colored suit at Martha Jo's.

[THE UNA FARTER]

fan wrote:

by the way dumbass money will keep people quiet.....havent you learned that.... you parents paid the people that you think are you parents to be quiet...you f*cking slob and by the way dont you have a job yet.. you cant say their isnt any out there because i left for a year and came back and got a job 3 days after being back and know i have another job thta 2 jobs less than 2 weeks of being back in the ville.........yo just wanna draw unemployment and sit on your fat nasty a$$ and not doing anything and make you ex pay your bills with his child support...you f*cking scumb

That wasn't very nice. Shamie, Shamie.

[Stupidity Runs Amuck]

THE UNA FARTER wrote:

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I keep telling people I saw Elvis, he lives in the Chapel Hill Community. I have seen him twice at Martha Jo's. Who else would order a peanut butter and banana sandwich? He was wearing a maroon colored suit at Martha Jo's.

Alas I have a new sequal to "The newcomers trilogy"!!!!!!!!!
Stay tuned..........

[billy f]

THE UNA FARTER wrote:

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I keep telling people I saw Elvis, he lives in the Chapel Hill Community. I have seen him twice at Martha Jo's. Who else would order a peanut butter and banana sandwich? He was wearing a maroon colored suit at Martha Jo's.

i heard a guy in country place apts.was the kings son .his mom lived 3 doors down at elvis,s place at graceland,dad worked out of state,back in 56 his mom done work with elvis,s mother .helping her with buying flowers,for at one time elvis,s brother,befor she passed away she was going to tell him something,she died first,we heard rob or john,billy f

[THE UNA FARTER]

Stupidity Runs Amuck wrote:

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Alas I have a new sequal to "The newcomers trilogy"!!!!!!!!!
Stay tuned..........

Cool, I will be looking forward to it :)

[RoamingInsomniac]

Flair4TheGold wrote:

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Aint no mortician that good....hell when he died,he weighed bout 300lbs....hell in the picture he looks like hes 180lbs. I ain't never seen no one drop weight when they die,atleast not that much.

My brother in law lost that kind of weight right before he died.
Death can make your body look really odd at the end.