Hybernation is over, PRIMATE!

Hybernation is over, PRIMATE!

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FBC

Westmoreland, TN

#1 Mar 27, 2013
Time to wake up, Primate! I left you a six pack and a pack of charmin... so, unless you want me to drag your hairy butt out of that cave, get up!!!!

Since: Jun 12

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#2 Mar 27, 2013
FBC wrote:
Time to wake up, Primate! I left you a six pack and a pack of charmin... so, unless you want me to drag your hairy butt out of that cave, get up!!!!
I don't know if Charmin will work for Primate---that rough cute furry butt will have TP cling-ons everywhere!
It's time for him to wake up, shave down for Spring and get in the mood!
Mackie

Elk Horn, KY

#3 Mar 27, 2013
I had a one night stand with him once.
He was good in bed.
FBC

Westmoreland, TN

#4 Mar 27, 2013
I know, Miss E... you are right! I should have known better! Ugh! Won't that be a clean up!

Mackie, many have said the same thing...Once is all it takes though.:/(I think he's a little rough)

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#5 Mar 27, 2013
I love the primate but when he gets wet and has that wet dog smell thing going on--- Ugh!
Ole Lady Sadie

Brownsville, KY

#6 Mar 28, 2013
Me and the girls have been waiting for that big hairy guy to wake up and drop by the home to see us all.
I won bingo last night so I get first dibbs on him.
Primate sweety, come on baby mama has got plenty of nickels and banans for you!!!

Since: Sep 11

Cave by big rock

#7 Mar 28, 2013
Soory I looked out and seen my shadow then I looked out and it was snowing. I'm not coming out now until their are bikinis on the beach.
Old lady Sadie I'm still on strike me and mayor Rod haven't resolved the issues.

Since: Feb 13

Westmoreland, TN

#8 Mar 28, 2013
I'm sorry, my memory is a little foggy...
>
vote what?_{;

“Dark Bike Riding”

Since: Jan 13

Pedaling Against Crime

#9 Mar 28, 2013
THE PRIMATE wrote:
Soory I looked out and seen my shadow then I looked out and it was snowing. I'm not coming out now until their are bikinis on the beach.
Old lady Sadie I'm still on strike me and mayor Rod haven't resolved the issues.
Glad to hear from you old buddy, but maybe we both need to hide out in the cave. Miss E Font and FBC are trying to put us on the auction block. I think they have mischievious intentions.

Since: Jun 12

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#10 Mar 28, 2013
Jailhouse Comedian wrote:
I'm sorry, my memory is a little foggy...
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vote what?_{;
Vote for Goldwater! He really should have won

“Dark Bike Riding”

Since: Jan 13

Pedaling Against Crime

#11 Mar 28, 2013
Miss E Font wrote:
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Vote for Goldwater! He really should have won
Not a LBJ fan?

Since: Jun 12

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#12 Mar 28, 2013
Bicycle Batman wrote:
<quoted text>Not a LBJ fan?
Hey BB
I figured I would weed out all the young-ins with my Goldwater comment!
They probably think I was referencing a fetish

“Dark Bike Riding”

Since: Jan 13

Pedaling Against Crime

#13 Mar 28, 2013
Miss E Font wrote:
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Hey BB
I figured I would weed out all the young-ins with my Goldwater comment!
They probably think I was referencing a fetish
Most young'ns wouldn't have enough patience to put up with our gang.
Alfred

Westmoreland, TN

#14 Mar 28, 2013
I prefer to think of us as a community.
FBC

Westmoreland, TN

#15 Mar 28, 2013
Well, BB we have to get that plumbing fixed somehow. And with your bod, great looks, and money I think you'll be an auction block hit! Primate too! And that Alfred, well, even he's being drafted and put on the auction block! No handsome unattached man will be left behind! Miss E Font is working on a venue now! Can't wait!

Since: Sep 11

Cave by big rock

#16 Mar 29, 2013
Last week I went to smuckers because I had a hankering for some uncrustables and when I passed by the grape line a mob of old dirty whores atacked me. One that smelled of rotting carp called AKA Bucky was humping my leg as if she dog was finally pulled from me by the health department. After all of that I just went back into Hybernation. I've was just traumatized.
CrazyCooter

Bethpage, TN

#17 Mar 29, 2013
THE PRIMATE wrote:
Last week I went to smuckers because I had a hankering for some uncrustables and when I passed by the grape line a mob of old dirty whores atacked me. One that smelled of rotting carp called AKA Bucky was humping my leg as if she dog was finally pulled from me by the health department. After all of that I just went back into Hybernation. I've was just traumatized.
she done that at ao smith too

Since: Jun 12

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#18 Mar 29, 2013
THE PRIMATE wrote:
Last week I went to smuckers because I had a hankering for some uncrustables and when I passed by the grape line a mob of old dirty whores atacked me. One that smelled of rotting carp called AKA Bucky was humping my leg as if she dog was finally pulled from me by the health department. After all of that I just went back into Hybernation. I've was just traumatized.
My poor sweetie! Come here and let me rub your hairy chest.
Midnight Rider

Elizabethtown, KY

#19 Mar 29, 2013
What happened? Did it get too real for someone or does the truth hurt? JUST SAYN!!!!!!!!

“Dark Bike Riding”

Since: Jan 13

Pedaling Against Crime

#20 Mar 29, 2013
I just got the Bat-hovercraft out of the shop! Anyone want to go cruise the creek? They say it ends up at Barren River. Seats 16 so come on!

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