Jailhouse Comedian for Sheriff!!
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Since: Jun 12

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#21 Apr 24, 2013
I can't run for Sheriff because I'm not from Scottsville but I'm willing to be someone's campaign manager!

Since: Feb 13

Westmoreland, TN

#22 Apr 24, 2013
Oh no! Your not running my show for me!
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Nice try, but I'm not falling for that. I've already had you bossing me around once.
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Vote for me and I'll let you manage the confiscations room. No telling what you'll find in there.
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Shizzles_{:
tinponyrider

Westmoreland, TN

#23 Apr 24, 2013
THE PRIMATE wrote:
I'm entering this race and I will challenge anyone to a drinking contest to be imeditily followed by a cage match.
Yours truly
Future Sherriff
PS: Bring it on
When and where is the pissing contest going to be?

Since: Sep 11

Cave by big rock

#24 Apr 25, 2013
tinponyrider wrote:
<quoted text>When and where is the pissing contest going to be?
Scottsville square noon Saterday.
That's right we'll get drunk and fight. Now that sounds like fun. Plus a pissing contest and lady's are welcome to compete also.

Since: Feb 13

Westmoreland, TN

#25 Apr 25, 2013
You two buffoons will never stand a chance against me. You have no focus.
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One of you is too strong to be smart and the other is romantically invoved with animals.
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Heck, for all I know Primates is romantically involved with animals too!
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Hahahahhahhahha!!
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This town needs to have more fun, and I'm the one that will make it happen. At least for the ones that vote for me!
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Jailhouse for Sheriff!
It's the right thing to do_{:

“Dark Bike Riding”

Since: Jan 13

Pedaling Against Crime

#26 Apr 25, 2013
We'll see how far you get when the numbers start coming in tomorrow. I bet yours don't even leave the ground.
Buy the way, Jailhouse, I'll be keeping an eye on you. You try any dirty tricks and I'll be there to catch you.
So says THE DARK BIKE!!

Since: Sep 11

Cave by big rock

#27 Apr 25, 2013
Bicycle Batman wrote:
We'll see how far you get when the numbers start coming in tomorrow. I bet yours don't even leave the ground.
Buy the way, Jailhouse, I'll be keeping an eye on you. You try any dirty tricks and I'll be there to catch you.
So says THE DARK BIKE!!
Whats this numbers talk. I thought all I had to do was beat him in the cage match.

“Dark Bike Riding”

Since: Jan 13

Pedaling Against Crime

#28 Apr 25, 2013
No Big Hairy. Tomorrow we'll put out the poll and the community will vote. Next Tuesday will be the last day to vote and the new Sheriff will be announced Wednesday.
You have a lot of support. Start making your sales pitch and we'll watch the votes come in over the next few days.

24 Apr 2013 – deadline to enter race
26 Apr 2013 – post poll – race begins
30 Apr 2013 – race ends, votes tallied
1 May 2013 – winner announced

Good luck Pal! We'll see you at the finish line!
Alfred

Westmoreland, TN

#29 Apr 25, 2013
by the way, Mr. Primate. It is still OK to beat up Jailhouse in the cage match.

Since: Sep 11

Cave by big rock

#30 Apr 25, 2013
Alfred wrote:
by the way, Mr. Primate. It is still OK to beat up Jailhouse in the cage match.
Oh goody
FBC

Westmoreland, TN

#31 Apr 25, 2013
Yeah, Primate...I've already sold out of tickets for the cage fight. You're awesome! The Mayur of Boxtown thanks you too. You're so sweet to donate all proceeds to The Mayur's medicinal tonic project!

Since: Sep 11

Cave by big rock

#32 Apr 26, 2013
FBC wrote:
Yeah, Primate...I've already sold out of tickets for the cage fight. You're awesome! The Mayur of Boxtown thanks you too. You're so sweet to donate all proceeds to The Mayur's medicinal tonic project!
He better be donating to the Primate campaign fund.
Or it's VOTE WET!!!
FBC

Westmoreland, TN

#33 Apr 26, 2013
*Gulp* Uh, yeah, Primate, ole pal, that's what I meant to say...all proceeds go to the uh, Primate Campaign fund!

“Bootleggin Ginseng Digger”

Since: Nov 10

Box Town

#34 Apr 28, 2013
THE PRIMATE wrote:
<quoted text>He better be donating to the Primate campaign fund.
Or it's VOTE WET!!!
If en yew beat that jailbird feller Primate I will get yew a cage match wiff Ole Lady Sadie.
Un she is tough when she is cornered.
Sew you better go
VOTE DRY !!
Ole Ladie Sadie

Lexington, KY

#35 Apr 29, 2013
Primate sweety,
I have been in training these last few days since I heard about this cage match on the square.
I will even give you an advantage sweety.
I will get down on all 4 with nothing but my robe and bedpan.
You can come from behind and give me a BIG surprise.
Hehehe
I will have plenty of bananas and nickels for you sweety

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