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Since: Feb 13

Westmoreland, TN

#1 Jul 22, 2013
Excellent condition, could be yours!!
> multiple speed
> built in tracking system (temporarily dismantled)
> radar and night vision
> lots of gadgets
> auto-pilot
> can go up to 40 mph downhill
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Need money fast to pay overdue court fines
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Serious offers only
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Seriously_{:

Since: Sep 11

Cave by big rock

#2 Jul 22, 2013
Jailhouse Comedian wrote:
Excellent condition, could be yours!!
> multiple speed
> built in tracking system (temporarily dismantled)
> radar and night vision
> lots of gadgets
> auto-pilot
> can go up to 40 mph downhill
>
Need money fast to pay overdue court fines
>
Serious offers only
>
Seriously_{:
Give it back to Bicycle Batman or you'll never get them payed sitting in jail.

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#3 Jul 22, 2013
Jailhouse Comedian wrote:
Excellent condition, could be yours!!
> multiple speed
> built in tracking system (temporarily dismantled)
> radar and night vision
> lots of gadgets
> auto-pilot
> can go up to 40 mph downhill
>
Need money fast to pay overdue court fines
>
Serious offers only
>
Seriously_{:
I need a new bike. Does it have a banana seat and playing cards attached to the spokes with clothespins?

Since: Feb 13

Westmoreland, TN

#4 Jul 22, 2013
THE PRIMATE wrote:
<quoted text>Give it back to Bicycle Batman or you'll never get them payed sitting in jail.
I'm offended that you would even suggest such a thing, muzzle-mouth.
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All of my transactions are legitimate and honorable!
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Some people act like I'm a criminal or something.
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Here Fido, go fetch this stick!!
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of dynamite.
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Shabang_{:

Since: Feb 13

Westmoreland, TN

#5 Jul 22, 2013
Miss E Font wrote:
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I need a new bike. Does it have a banana seat and playing cards attached to the spokes with clothespins?
Now there's a lady with class AND good taste!!
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For the right price my dear, I'm sure we can make any and all necessary adaptions.
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Will this be cash or credit?
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Ker-ching_{:
father

Elizabethtown, KY

#6 Jul 22, 2013
My 6 year old son wants a bike . Is it a little bike with training wheels ? If so just post info on here and I will give you my e-mail so you can send me a picture .

Since: Feb 13

Westmoreland, TN

#7 Jul 22, 2013
father wrote:
My 6 year old son wants a bike . Is it a little bike with training wheels ? If so just post info on here and I will give you my e-mail so you can send me a picture .
It's an adult bike, but I'm sure the little tiger can grow into it.
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Someday.
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It has wings on the back of it, but it doesn't fly.
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I wouldn't want to mislead anybody now!!
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Zippity-doo_{:

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#8 Jul 22, 2013
Jailhouse Comedian wrote:
<quoted text>Now there's a lady with class AND good taste!!
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For the right price my dear, I'm sure we can make any and all necessary adaptions.
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Will this be cash or credit?
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Ker-ching_{:
Surely we could work out a little trade :)

Since: Feb 13

Westmoreland, TN

#9 Jul 22, 2013
father wrote:
My 6 year old son wants a bike . Is it a little bike with training wheels ? If so just post info on here and I will give you my e-mail so you can send me a picture .
By the way, it won't need training wheels.
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The autopilot feature enables it to stay upright even when stopped!
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Just bring the money up to the big house, on top of the hill, behind the Minute Mart.
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That's where I seem to spend most of my time these days.
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Ker-chink_{:

Since: Feb 13

Westmoreland, TN

#10 Jul 22, 2013
Miss E Font wrote:
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Surely we could work out a little trade :)
Miss E Font!!!
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You're a naughty, naughty girl!
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I didn't think I could blush through this white make-up.
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I was wrong.
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Look, I've found myself in an uncomfortable predicament and need cash fast, dear friend! You should buy the bike before someone else gets it!
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I can't count the number of offers I've already received for this!
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Really_{:

“old body young minded”

Since: Jul 13

SWINGERS nursing home

#11 Jul 22, 2013
THE PRIMATE wrote:
<quoted text>Give it back to Bicycle Batman or you'll never get them payed sitting in jail.
There you are Handsome Hairy guy.
Where have you been and what have you been doing?
I have been so lonely here at the home since last we met.
Like two ships passing each other in the night. Like Romeo and Juliet.
Anthony and Cleopatra. Bill and Hillary Clinton, uh forget that last two.
I will get my wheelchair all greased up for your visit sweety.
Please empty my bedpan to sweety....

Since: Feb 13

Westmoreland, TN

#12 Jul 22, 2013
Ole Ladie Sadie wrote:
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There you are Handsome Hairy guy.
Where have you been and what have you been doing?
I have been so lonely here at the home since last we met.
Like two ships passing each other in the night. Like Romeo and Juliet.
Anthony and Cleopatra. Bill and Hillary Clinton, uh forget that last two.
I will get my wheelchair all greased up for your visit sweety.
Please empty my bedpan to sweety....
It just doesn't stop, does it?
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....._{:

“old body young minded”

Since: Jul 13

SWINGERS nursing home

#13 Jul 22, 2013
Jailhouse Comedian wrote:
<quoted text>It just doesn't stop, does it?
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....._{:
Mr. Comedian,
Would you be interested in doing some stand up for us girls here at the home?
We promise to behave ourselves and not harass you sexually.
We pay good, bananas and nickels.
So , How bout it BIG BOY?????
P.S. Can you bring us some Viagara?

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#14 Jul 22, 2013
Ole Ladie Sadie wrote:
<quoted text>Mr. Comedian,
Would you be interested in doing some stand up for us girls here at the home?
We promise to behave ourselves and not harass you sexually.
We pay good, bananas and nickels.
So , How bout it BIG BOY?????
P.S. Can you bring us some Viagara?
Bananas and Nickels? Sounds like a party. Can I come too?

Since: Feb 13

Westmoreland, TN

#15 Jul 22, 2013
You guys don't get it do you? I'm in trouble and I need help! OK, I'll come clean.....ish.
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I got pulled over by this county detective jerk for speeding through a school zone ON A BICYCLE!!!
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He can't do that, can he?!? I didn't think he could do that!!!
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Anyway after arguing with him for a while he threatens to take me to jail for being too ugly! I'M NOT UGLY!! He can't do that, can he?!? I didn't think he could do that!!!
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So you know me. That's when I let him have it! At least I was going to....anyway, the petty details don't matter.
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The bottom line is I'm in jail now, the Bat-bike is impounded, and I have to raise money in order to get out.
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So how about it guys? A little financial support for your ol' pal Jailhouse?
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Pleasies_{:

“old body young minded”

Since: Jul 13

SWINGERS nursing home

#16 Jul 23, 2013
Miss E Font wrote:
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Bananas and Nickels? Sounds like a party. Can I come too?
Sure Sweety,
Please bring us girls some strong men escorts. By strong I mean with lots of endurance, not body odor.
Us girls that are in the auxillery are against alcohol, but if you would, please sneak in some scotch whiskey for us please........

“Dark Bike Riding”

Since: Jan 13

Pedaling Against Crime

#17 Jul 23, 2013
You know, Iím really getting tired of waking up, trapped in confined spaces, deep underground. JAILHOUSE!! Howíd I get there and where is my BIKE!!

Since: Feb 13

Westmoreland, TN

#18 Jul 23, 2013
You mean tied and chained, nailed shut in a wooden box, covered in red bricks, and located in the west wing of the complex and mysterious tunnels of Marvin Woods located underneath the city of Scottsville?
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Couldnít tell you.
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Hey now BB, take it easy or Iíll get an EPO on you. Hagenbuck and I are tight like that.
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Besides Bat-breath, Iíve got REAL problems now. Your bikeís in impound so as you come up to get it bring some money and bail me out of jail.
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Pleasies_{:

“Dark Bike Riding”

Since: Jan 13

Pedaling Against Crime

#19 Jul 23, 2013
You're out of luck if your depending on me to bail you out. As far as the bike, I'll see what Sheriff Primate can do.

Since: Sep 11

Cave by big rock

#20 Jul 28, 2013
Bicycle Batman wrote:
You're out of luck if your depending on me to bail you out. As far as the bike, I'll see what Sheriff Primate can do.
I say we throw him in the hole under the outhouse. That would be a place for him. There wouldn't be anything greater than squating on that thing and knowing he's down there.

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