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Westmoreland, TN

#1 Aug 1, 2013
Who is flying around Scottsville lower than normal

Since: Jul 13

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#2 Aug 1, 2013
NSA ? Drone? Sure hope Snowden didn't get into the Scottsville witness protection program. Do you guys offer asylum status?

“Dark Bike Riding”

Since: Jan 13

Pedaling Against Crime

#3 Aug 1, 2013
Penelope P Body wrote:
NSA ? Drone? Sure hope Snowden didn't get into the Scottsville witness protection program. Do you guys offer asylum status?
Ah Oh!! I thought Jailhouse told me to help his friend out because he was "snowed in". Didn't make much sense, since it's July. Better call Colonel Fury.

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#4 Aug 1, 2013
Yeah, Vladimir Putin almost fell for that one, too. Instead he just played dumb when the US called:

"Snowden? Snowed In? Nyet. No Snowden here in Russia. Not in July. Come back in six months when weather is better."

I can almost picture Snowden running in the snow to "Hearts on Fire", being chased around by a black Mercedes....training old school with Julian Assange and a few of his friends being lifted by Snowden in one of those big wooden carts...

“Dark Bike Riding”

Since: Jan 13

Pedaling Against Crime

#5 Aug 1, 2013
Bahahahaah!!
You've got to stop!!
Great Ceasars Ghost. Jailhouse better tune up his band if he's gonna compete with that!!

Since: Feb 13

Westmoreland, TN

#6 Aug 3, 2013
Low flying plane? Thatís rather odd.
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I wonder how low?
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Low enough to clearly see something from the ground?
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Hmmmm.
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Hope they didnít see my plants.

“Dark Bike Riding”

Since: Jan 13

Pedaling Against Crime

#7 Aug 3, 2013
Jailhouse.
(Iím almost afraid to ask this)
JAILHOUSE.
What plants?

Since: Feb 13

Westmoreland, TN

#8 Aug 3, 2013
Oh just my giant man-eating, Venus, flytraps.
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I thought it might help the farmers take care of those pesky coyotes.
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Maybe theyíll pay me!
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$$$$_{:

“Dark Bike Riding”

Since: Jan 13

Pedaling Against Crime

#9 Aug 3, 2013
JAILHOUSE!! You canít just LEAVE those things out there, hunterís are out there!
Now go cut those things down immediately, and since you want to farm so badly Iíll call FBC and tell her to expect you down there at 9AM to help her bring in the crops. You may want to bring some sunscreen.

Since: Feb 13

Westmoreland, TN

#10 Aug 3, 2013
Jeepers Creepers! Youíd think Iíd gone and killed someone.
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What a grouch.
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Now I have to go work out in that hot sun, all day!
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Fiddle-darts
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Glad I didnít tell him about those other plants_{:

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#13 Aug 3, 2013
I'm here! Had to go to the farmers market and get some fresh produce. Love the farmers market!

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#15 Aug 3, 2013
Bearsfan1 wrote:
OOO ME TOO!!! What did you get?? I would love to come for dinner but the fresh produce would not be so fresh by the time I got there.. Glad you are here, I was getting into trouble
Squash, peaches, candy onions and a sugar baby watermelon. Yum
I have tomato plants so I keep knee deep in those ! I did try a Rachael Ray Bread and Butter recipe last week. They were refrigerator pickles and delicious.
Piano & Wine

Chicago, IL

#17 Aug 3, 2013
Bearsfan1 wrote:
<quoted text>Did you ever make garlic jalapeno green beans?? OMG they are SOO good!!!
They sound good. How?

Since: Jul 13

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#18 Aug 3, 2013
Bearsfan1 wrote:
Bears fan.. Bored and lonely, everyone left me.. Sniff Sniff and I lost my pocket ninja.
Sounds like he's a real ninja. I'd check with Jailhouse - he was supposed to work in the fields today (something about strange plants...), and with the ninja's machete, it seems like the perfect opportunity for a little delegation of duties...

Since: Feb 13

Westmoreland, TN

#21 Aug 3, 2013
Glad you guys are having such fun.
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They're working me to death here. I've never seen such corn.
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Somebody tell BB to lighten up a little. I'm already sunburned.
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Sizzles_{:

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#22 Aug 3, 2013
Thanks for being such a gracious host and opening your door to us

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#23 Aug 3, 2013
Jailhouse Comedian wrote:
Glad you guys are having such fun.
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They're working me to death here. I've never seen such corn.
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Somebody tell BB to lighten up a little. I'm already sunburned.
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Sizzles_{:
I'll get the aloe plant. Oh you are going to itch when that peels
Piano & Wine

Winchester, KY

#26 Aug 3, 2013
Bearsfan1 wrote:
He is a good little worker, and loves brussel sprouts, but do not, I REPEAT do NOT give him any beets. He goes all crazy on beets, and a crazy ninja flying around with a tiny sword is not good for anyone. Also, I have a really hard time getting the beet juice out of his clothes..
I was pickling some beets a few weeks ago and canning them and I know why beets are an excellent dye!

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#28 Aug 3, 2013
Jailhouse Comedian wrote:
Glad you guys are having such fun.
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They're working me to death here. I've never seen such corn.
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Somebody tell BB to lighten up a little. I'm already sunburned.
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Sizzles_{:
You know, I was over by that cornfield earlier today, and that confounded whispering was starting up again....sounded like "VOOOOOOOOOOOTE DRYYYYYYYYY"

Since: Feb 13

Orrville, OH

#29 Aug 3, 2013
Bearsfan1 wrote:
I bet you are right, seems my ninja went missing about the time Jailhouse was on his way out to tend the plants..He is small, but quick and stealthy, that's why I have to keep him in my pocket, but he snick out this morning while I was having coffee. If you see him, offer him some brussel sprouts and catch him in a jar for me will ya??
I found your little ninja.
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He woke me up when I passed out in the field from heat exhaustion by spashing water in my face.
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At least I think it was water_}:

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