Did your teacher give you a gold star to go with your drool rag for that inspired list of horse shyt skippy?2012 DNC Convention Schedule:
4:00PM- Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
4:05PM- Singing of "Gawd D_amn America led by Rev Jeremiah Wright
4:10PM- Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:15PM- Ceremonial "I Hate America" led by Michelle Obama
4:20PM- Most important UFO Survival Tips by Joe Biden
4:30PM- Nancy Pelosi presents speech on "Ethics in Politics"
4:30PM- Joe Biden presents tips on "chaining up people of any other country"
4:35PM- Tribute to all 57 States led by Obama
4:40PM- Clinton gives speech on sex in the WH
4:45PM- One hour speech by Obama on "What it is to be a Muslim"
5:45PM- Speech by Rahm on "How to Get around the Constitution"
5:55PM- Obama on how to just ignore the Constitution
6:00PM- Power Point Presentation by Obama on how to Photoshop a birth certificate in under 30 seconds.
6:05PM- Power Point Presentation by Obama using a pair of scissors and glue to make a fake Selective Service card in under 4.6 seconds.
6:10PM- Obama on "How to Steal a dead guy's SS#" and call it your own
6:15PM- Obama on how to eat dog.
6:30PM- Obama on how to use chili to make your dog tastier
6:45PM- Obama on how to smoke dope through college and into the White House
6:49PM- Obama on how to hide all of your forged documents
6:50PM- Obama on how to block all lawsuits about your citizenship
6:52PM- Obama on how to throw darts at poster of Joe Arpaio
6:55PM- Obama on how to run and hide from Jan Brewer
6:56Pm- Obama on how he named Fast and Furious for Jan Brewer and Arizona
7:00PM- Obama on how to pack your bags fast and make a phony Passport in under 60 seconds
7:01PM- Michelle Obama on the Best Places for vacationing around the world every month at taxpayer's expense
7:03PM- Michelle Obama on the Best Places to Shop while on vacation
7:05PM- Group hugs and sharing "who You really are"
7:07PM- Massive Amnesty declaration for 20+++ million mexicans- per year
7:08PM- Janet Napolitano inservice on giving out free Driver's Licenses, food stamps, welfare, medical, schooling, houses, jobs to illegals on entry to the US
7:10PM- Obama on how to say the word "corpsman"
7:15PM- Obama on how to lie while destroying the economy and waste $5+Trillion in the process
7:17PM- Obama and Biden on increasing taxes for the "rich" (anyone with a job)
7:20PM- Obama on how to sue every state in the Union
7:22PM- Obama on "How I became a NAVY SEAL HERO and MVP"
7:23PM- Obama tells how he got Bin Laden with his exceptional bravery and SEAL TEAM training skills
7:27PM- Obama shows his Olympic Gold Medal and his Nobel Peace Prize
7:30PM- Obama tips on how to play golf and basketball
COFFEE BREAK- 1 HOUR
8:30PM-Midnight: "PussyRiot" Concert
I would take them item by item but I doubt you have the attention span to stay with it so I'll be brief.
First Did bush ever get Bin Laden? I didn't think so.
Did you ever see this administration support hating America, burning a flag, drugs, or anything like that.. I didn't think so.
Do you know your Constitution? I didn't think so.
Have a great day tard leader.
Facts - confounding republicans since 1973